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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 03:00 PM
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Gee Homertard, I am sad that we haven't settled this issue about the inscrutability of your' thinking.
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Inscrutable? An interesting way of putting it - he couldn't be a Heathen Chinaman, could he?
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Well, so far I'm quite amused. Editing my name twice, most likely by you Pastor, was a smug move, we don't edit people's names where I'm from.
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That's because you live on a farm. I agree that most of the sheep you're related to would probably have difficultly operating an Administrator Control Panel.
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My father also told me not to taught to creepy old men. Something you seem to exist with.
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Taught to? Do you mean "teach"? Yep, definitely a chinaman.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 03:07 PM
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Inscrutable? An interesting way of putting it - he couldn't be a Heathen Chinaman, could he?
That's because you live on a farm. I agree that most of the sheep you're related to would probably have difficultly operating an Administrator Control Panel.
Taught to? Do you mean "teach"? Yep, definitely a chinaman.
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Brother Temperance,
You've been ministering to the lost of souls of England for the past ten years now. What kind of evil produces a child like this? Inarticulate, unable to form a clear thought and filled with delusions of grander. Is Socialized medicine? Labor Party rule? State sponsored television? What terrible force is there lose in the world that made a wretched excuse for a human being like Homertard?
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 05:25 PM
China? Never been there.
I'd rather be English than American.
You call this a website? Avada and Chaos make better site's than this! *Spits*
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 05:33 PM
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I'd rather be English than American.
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You claim you are a Christian and say that? Friend, all good Christians are American at heart.
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 06:29 PM
Not me.
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 06:30 PM
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Not me.
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Yes, we already know you are not a good Christian. Do you have a point to make?
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 06:31 PM
Yes. Your a sorry excuse for a human.
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 08:21 PM
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Yes. Your a sorry excuse for a human.
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True, but Jesus forgave me for that, why can't you?
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 08:48 PM
Seems abit pointless given that i've been insulted alot since I got here by you and others. Can we not have peace? I just want to be your friend.
Edit: Oooo, cool post number.
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
08-01-2007, 09:57 PM
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Seems abit pointless given that i've been insulted alot since I got here by you and others.
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What are insults to a TRUE Christian? The whole world is an utter outrage to anyone with any sense of decency. It takes very power of Christ to stop a TRUE Christian from striking down unsaved trash like you in a fit of rage.
Try to rise above yourself Homertard.
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Can we not have peace? I just want to be your friend.
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And I want to be yours.
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Re: What music do you spit in the face of Jesus to? -
02-13-2008, 07:40 PM
A Matter of Life and Death - Iron Maiden
Metallica - Metallica
Appetite for Destruction - Guns N Roses
The Blackening - Machine Head
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