[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Marshall

What's a coby?
Is that like a chitlin?

Indeed an ex-Negro is a sight to behold Remy. I am constantly impressed with the work Landovers Ex-Negro Ministry does in taming the beast within all it's students. I am confident that with your gentle guidance and compassionate understanding, the days of amok Blackies will be numbered even as the days until the Tribulation and surely some tanned Brothers in Christ will join the Members of Landover Baptist in everlasting worship at the sacred feet of Jesus Christ.
Praise Jesus!

I'm so out of touch with nigra "culture". Koby Bry-ant? Does that sound familiar? His nigra lust for white women led him to cheat on this beautiful octoroon wife for some sub average white harlot. It doesn't matter to a nigra. They'll even mate with a 400 pound white woman.

[Capatain]

This place has become the new FFC. (Which stands for F**ked,F**ked Company.) Any old FFC'rs here? This place is becoming one of my favorite hangouts. All this irreverence and Scripture too. Whatta place.
My complements to the head Infidel.

[Marshall]

Originally Posted by Capatain

My complements to the head Infidel.

You will stop praising Satan immediately.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Capatain

This place has become the new FFC. (Which stands for F**ked,F**ked Company.) Any old FFC'rs here? This place is becoming one of my favorite hangouts. All this irreverence and Scripture too. Whatta place.
My complements to the head Infidel.

Head INFIDEL?!?!? Son, you need to get right with JESUS. There are no infidels here. We are TRUE CHRISTIANS™.

[Poetic Peter]

Hello Mr. Lebeau,

Speaking of anatomy, it is often alleged that the negroid male is often much better endowed than the human male--speaking genitally, not financially.

Have also noted that even shiftless young negroids, such as those selling drugs on corners,
who do not "work out", or "work", are often dismayingly well-muscled.

Is there a "darwinian" reason for this animalistical evidence?

Although I have a hypothesis, I expect you know of facts.

Please advise?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

Is there a "darwinian" reason for this animalistical evidence?

THERE IS NEVER A DARWINIAN EXPLANATION FOR ANYTHING! Darwinism is of Satan!

[Poetic Peter]

Yay, Brother, understand the configuration of speech: in smallcase and in
"quote" marks. I meant to connote DIStaste.

Whilst Brother Remy is away, I should like to offer my hypothesis
for the big-sinewed lazy buck. He doesn't work out or work. So how does
he get those muscles?
Posited: over a period of five thousand years in the baking sun,
the negroid turned black, of course. And being in a primitive state,
hunting most often by silence and stealth in slow motion, this occupation required the males
to remain patiently STILL for long periods--days, even while waiting for prey to come along,
or for them to sneak within striking range.
Sedentary habits also helped conserve body mass by reducing metabolic rate.
LAZY was a good quality then.

Back to the hunt. Flick a fly, quick action: Run fast! Slay the beast with spear or stone.
Then feast and bring home bits to the village.

-the successful hunters were swift afoot.

-the successful hunters could and did and do retain musculature
without much, if any, regular exercise.
(while young, anyway)

-such individuals were most fit for the excoriating life of a hunter-gatherer
in the difficult environment. The most fit were the most likely to bring home food,
win tribal status and thus, breed successfully.

And why then do they get also the big equipment?
Two reasons in conjoinment:
-vile nudity in their non-culture
-women have eyes too and are not stupid in that regard


That, in a husk, is my evolutionary teary for the fact that the negroid
is a better sprinter, and that he gets the fat white woman
(thin ones, and your wives, too)
every dam time you turn your back.

Nothing "eve-o-lutionary" about this hypothesis.
It was a case of mere natural breeding for selected traits,
same as the domestic dog, cat or fowl. Only thing is,
they did it on their own, for themselves.

Women caused the over-size male equipage.
Wildebeasts caused the negroid sprinter,
and monkey-catching accounts for the basketball star.

Eugenics, is all it were.
T'aint "darwinism", not in just a few thousand years. Nosir.


Add cold water to this topic. Stir briskly.
Makes two quarts of retrogr ade.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

What you are proposing here is nothing but darwinista propaganda. Plenty of people work and hunt in the hot sun, but it doesn't turn you into a thick-lipped nappy headed drug dealer and rapist of White women.

It appears to me that you are more familiar with homer poetry like "Miss" Walt Whitman and "Mr" Emily Dickenson than you are with the Holy King James Bible. The explanation of how and why God turned the nigra black as coal and cursed him and made him our permanent servant can be found in the Book of Genesis.

Genesis 9:18-27
And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.

These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

And he said, Cursed be Canaan; the lowest of slaves shall he be unto his brethren.

And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

You see? The explanation is quite simple. Ham looked upon his daddy's nakedness (and what else we don't know), but the other two brothers covered their drunken daddy's tallywacker, out of proper Christian shame. As a result, Canaan's skin was turned black by Jesus, and all of his little niglets came out black too. That is why God approves of slavery and servitude.

Next time you don't know something, read the Holy Word of God instead of repeating monkey-worshiping nonsense.

[Poetic Peter]

Agreed, but you need not mince your speech.
I ain't a'skeered.

Does our Bible explain what's happened since
to bunny hoppers? They grew bigggg
and strong without -working- for a blessed thing.
Some damnation, that, sheesh.

My theory is mere update to what's happened since

Unaddressed by the Bible:

Why have smokie males been favored with such
extra-long unfiltereds?

----

I'm losing a lost cause.
You're what, twenty-three TV seasons old?
I have you beat on that count.
As was said by actor Joseph Cotton in The Magnificent Ambersons,

"What can forty tell to twenty?"

Now, add one third to the former age,
and subtract seven from the latter:
here we learn our relative levels
in the fine old art of vociferous* debate.

----

Idea: You play Bible quotations
while I play Holy lyre.

music; a little roughcut:



Way down South in Jimbo-Jambo
there's a magnum they call Sambo.
Every time he gets his verve
the women yell and shout:

"Hey there Mr. Sambo, Jimbo
loves the way you toss your jambow
elbows of the size-you-am:
the length of a log jam."

White women down in Jimbo-Jambo
loved that great big buck named Sambo;
this was all quite long ago
before Stallone f...
...aked up as Rambo....




*he need only ask, and I will provide a glossary with every post-reply.


Peter (relatively)
The Great

[Poetic Peter]

Back on track, Remy, sir,

I enjoy recalling the good old days.
The soundfile link below is my inadequate recreation
of -the- popular song hit of that great year, 1902.
Just voice, sung in the bathtub for the bass boost.

Q: Why ever has popular music degenerated in years since "Any Rags?"
Ditto: career aspirations of young negroid bucks.

Again, pardon my voice.
I'm no more black than an egg white.


"Any Rags?"
http://tinyurl.com/yar98h

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

Back on track, Remy, sir,

I enjoy recalling the good old days.
The soundfile link below is my inadequate recreation
of -the- popular song hit of that great year, 1902.
Just voice, sung in the bathtub for the bass boost.

Q: Why ever has popular music degenerated in years since "Any Rags?"
Ditto: career aspirations of young negroid bucks.

Again, pardon my voice.
I'm no more black than an egg white.


"Any Rags?"
http://tinyurl.com/yar98h

I was disappointed. I thought we'd hear your screams as you got electrocuted for holding a computer in the bath. you owe me $20, old man.

[Poetic Peter]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I was disappointed. I thought we'd hear your screams as you got electrocuted for holding a computer in the bath. you owe me $20, old man.

"old man" he says...

finally, genuine respect
from no lesser than this forum's
Chief Super Pup.

Thank you young sir!



Peter, bearded,
clams...





...no, no! not yet!




___________

PS: In appreciation of your improving demeanor Lips
lights for you tonight one more menorah candle.

And I am sending to Freedonia, as a token of friendship, one box of
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1...stubblejb1.jpg

I package it here at home!
Guess where I get it from? Hint:
a very certain Mrs.' Maytag.
Guess whose it is? Now
it's yours!

for your very own organic hot tub bubbings.

Oh yeah...while I wait for the suction machine repairman;
a personal statement in verse
from a Balanced Baptist retiree,
for Pastor EZ-kill
http://tinyurl.com/yczpqm

[Remy Lebeau]

Poetic Peter writes, "Speaking of anatomy, it is often alleged that the negroid male is often much better endowed than the human male--speaking genitally, not financially."

First of all, nigra are not "better endowed" - they are CURSED. When Ham checked out his father's tallywhacker God saw fit to punish him by giving him a huge over sized tallywhacker so that he'd never want to look at another man's wee wee again. You cannot begin to understand the embarrassment that myself and Brother Temperance(an ex-yid) suffer in the locker rooms at the lodge. Why, oh, why can't I have a smaller more normal sized 4 inch tallywhacker like the other True Christians™.

Peter continues, "Have also noted that even shiftless young negroids, such as those selling drugs on corners, who do not "work out", or "work", are often dismayingly well-muscled."

They play basketball incessantly on top of constantly running from police and chasing down white women to rape. This keeps the nigra bucks in top condition. The troubling thing is that the first thing you noticed about these bucks was their musculature... Are you a homersexual, son? Isn't poetry for queers?

Peter goes on to say, "Is there a "darwinian" reason for this animalistical evidence?"

Darwin was a filthy depraved satanist who only made up his idiotic theories in order to validate his marriage to a king charles spaniel named Linda. He figured that if he could convince people that we all would eventually evolve into the same thing and came from the same thing that bestiality would be accepted. He and all who believe in the perversion of Darwinism are sick freaks who visit dog shows to M and visit pet shops to buy their spouses.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

Back on track, Remy, sir,

I enjoy recalling the good old days.
The soundfile link below is my inadequate recreation
of -the- popular song hit of that great year, 1902.
Just voice, sung in the bathtub for the bass boost.

Q: Why ever has popular music degenerated in years since "Any Rags?"
Ditto: career aspirations of young negroid bucks.

Again, pardon my voice.
I'm no more black than an egg white.


"Any Rags?"
http://tinyurl.com/yar98h

Nice... um... song???????

Q: When you participate in a sporting event do you get a trophy even if you lose?

[Poetic Peter]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

Are you a homersexual, son? Isn't poetry for queers?

I've just now installed a correct avatar;
a youthful picture of myself
(outdated; I was born in '54)
It should dispell your apprehension.
I'm a tough guy, not a homer.
You've arroused your senior!






Poetry is not for Homer

Poetry's a knife to cut

the nuts

from pinks and blacks
that pose as men.




That said,



I think that I shall never see
a buck as blushing as is thee=




and so it goes in highly adult debates...

Peter
sheesh

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

I've just now installed a correct avatar;
a youthful picture of myself
(outdated; I was born in '54)

Now we are getting somewhere! That avatar, I just happen to know, is a famous English Evangelist. The first Ted Haggard, only witty.

"Bigamy is one wife too many" he said. "Monogamy is the same".

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

You've arroused your senior!

I did not indeed to engorge your nigra loving tallywhacker you homersexual sycophant. First it was Rachael Van Hellbound who was in constant heat for my butter caramel complexion and now a genuine homer. Begone from this Holy thread, sinner. Repent!!!

Poetry is not for Homer
Poetry's a knife to cut the nuts

Matthew 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.[30] And if thy right hand offend thee, cut if off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

You'd be best to cut your nuts off, homer.

from pinks and blacks that pose as men.

I think that I shall never see
a buck as blushing as is thee[/b][/size]=

Save your girlish giggles.

...I'm not some nigra buck, homer. I am an ex-negro born in the blood of JESUS CHRIST!!! Turn your nigra craving gaze away and pluck out your eyes; for they offend God as well as your feces covered tallywhacker..

and so it goes in highly adult debates...

ugh... cease your gay pornography innuendos before Jesus smites you where you stand.

You have proven once and for all that peotry is for queers.

[Poetic Peter]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Now we are getting somewhere! That avatar, I just happen to know, is a famous English Evangelist. The first Ted Haggard, only witty.

"Bigamy is one wife too many" he said. "Monogamy is the same".

Hello Sage Friend of Jesus,

Yes, one might imagine some slight resemblance.
That's just a picture of myself at about 40.
It was taken for a lark--local paper did a write-up on
"The Collected Wits of a Paint and Varnish Chemist"

Here I am at 23.

See they are the same person.
Sloe eyes--rare--same guy.

_____________


Response to humorless Mr. Remy:

I have no interest in you sir,
you dong-fixated Romeo;
I'm not conflicted near your way.
I'm no homer homey-o.

Do not provoke me into ire
or I'll expose and send you back,
back, back
to your old Kentucky home

os.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

Response to humorless Mr. Remy:

I have no interest in you sir,
you dong-fixated Romeo;

Please don't mention my above average tallywhacker again, queer. And fixated means "obsessed", not "heavy", you idiot.

I'm not conflicted near your way.
I'm no homer homey-o.

We know what "o" means in homer talk, sinner. You disgust me, fudge packer.

Do not provoke me into ire

You're already in "ire" you filthy pervert.

or I'll expose and send you back,

I'm notified the Landover Security Detail... You just threatened to remove my clothing and back me up into you're feces covered tallywhacker.100 infraction points

back, back

Do not mention my rear end even again!!!! 100 infraction points

to your old Kentucky home

os.

There is nothing humorous about sodomy, faggot.

I am issuing you 200 additional infraction points for homo erotic poetry and a desire to sodomize a True Christian™. You'll get an additional 50 warning points for not blubbering depressing, morbid, and suicidal poems like your gothtard brethren. If you're going to be a homer at least intend to die before old age.

That's a grand total of 450 infraction points.

Oh, yeah. Calling me humorless is tantamount to an insult. That's 200 more infraction points. OK, so you've just racked up 650 warning points.

[Poetic Peter]

Calling me humorless is tantamount to an insult

????

50 warning points for not blubbering depressing, morbid, and suicidal poems like your gothtard brethren.

I'll work off fifty points here, now



in parable:



Asking of a cane toad one fine day:
"Why do you puff your warty glands
oozing deadly toxins?"

Answering a human one fine day:
"to remind you that I am a toad
with a wicked sense of humor."





Genuinely sorry if you really took my humor wrongly.
We never can tell what the other guy's thinking without eye contact
or an attempted handshake.
Go suck a wart.




Peter
the toad