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Default Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix - 07-26-2012, 08:39 PM

Catlix money grows on trees!

Ok, you all have trees in your garden, occasionally, the bark is damaged. But did you know that you can make money out of this? Catlix are lining up to pay good money just to see trees with damaged bark.


Look at the heathen asshole who is nearly in tears! That must be worth $100.

Money thus made can be used to send Missionaries to Egypt, Zimbabwe and California!

Get out there people! Hack a few trees!





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Default Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix - 01-10-2013, 12:14 AM

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..heathen ..Egypt ..Zimbabwe
It is such a tragedy, Mr Bathfire. Secularist influence removes the missionaries from those lands, and look what happens! And as if further proof were needed just look at Korea! One ½ welcomes genuine evangelical missionaries and prospers link, the other ½ chucks them out and all that's left is grass. (To eat.) (Apart from the chief communist who looks due to explode any day.) link But this thread isn't about Korea.

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..and California!
LA isn't far from Sydney and I visit occasionally. The hotels are quite nice. But the behaviour I see from time to time is explained by your reference, especially in the entertainment sector have they banned missionaries from there too?

Recently I was chatting to some friends who serve Christ in India and apparently things are in a dreadful state there; soon they'll be back to the stone age!

The dual tyranny of atheists, communism & idolatry march hand in hand to HELL FOREVER creating quick HELL ON EARTH for every adherent to those repugnant creeds (which obviously includes Russian & Greek Orthodox, demonic Elim assemblies and the like) and just look at them. Satan produces the trance state as every Christian knows, especially one who's wandered into a negrotic or latino "revivalist" meeting by mistake. Isn't it funny how when you go back the next night it's the same people getting "saved" all over again? It's a hellish softening-up process to introduce the theme of actually killing Jesus over and over and over again in the pagan "eucharist" of false orthodoxy.
ORTHODOX .. source
1 ideas, methods, or behaviour accepted by most people.
2 someone who is orthodox has the opinions and beliefs that are generally accepted as being right
and does not have new or different ideas.
3 believing in all the traditional beliefs, laws, and practices of a religion
The Jews rejected Jesus' teaching because they were unable to accept new or different ideas. The Gospel of course is entirely consistent with the historical record preserved for us in The Old Testament. The scribes and Pharisees, the Sadducees and priests taught something altogether different having cooked up a cynical and self serving system of brainwashing to deliver the Rolls-Royce lifestyle in a Trabant economy.


What traditional beliefs, laws, and practices are these deluded wretches believing in? Are they softening themselves up for a temple orgy with the high priests of Astarte? Or more sinister still, sliding into murder cults of Molech and debasement of Baal?
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Default Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix - 01-18-2013, 06:50 AM

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Catlix are lining up to pay good money just to see trees with damaged bark.
They'll make a "Mary" out of anything:




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix - 01-18-2013, 07:47 AM

Aside from all the Catholic vs. Protestant rhetoric...that's ridiculous. C'mon! If it actually looked like Mary it may be a tourist attraction even if you aren't Catholic, but that could just as soon be called the image of a ghost or a ring wraith or one one of those royal Imperial guardsmen from those devilish Star Wars movies.
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Aside from all the Catholic vs. Protestant rhetoric...that's ridiculous. C'mon! If it actually looked like Mary it may be a tourist attraction even if you aren't Catholic, but that could just as soon be called the image of a ghost or a ring wraith or one one of those royal Imperial guardsmen from those devilish Star Wars movies.
There's a simple thing you need to focus on over and over again. Catholics are in the grip of a crazy half pagan cult masterminded by an elite group of ring-kissing boy-fondlers who make things up as they go along and consistently deny the words of Christ in the Bible. They're so desperate to believe anything that undermines the true message of Jesus they see signs and portents everywhere of their goddess, Mary. They've always been alert to how they can make a fast buck from gullible fools.

THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!



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Default Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix - 01-18-2013, 09:23 AM

Idiot catlicks. She tattoed the virgin Mary on her wrist.

Lev 19:28

"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."


And why do they lick cats anyway? I've never understood that.


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Default Re: Virgin Mary seen in a tree... Idiot Catlix - 01-26-2013, 12:28 AM

Yea I told a granny at a church you should pray to Jesus and she told me...no, no, no it is Mary that you are supposed to seek after.
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