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Default Thanks to Pastor Zeke, President is Now a "Non Denominal Christian" - 10-28-2020, 02:28 PM

I happen to know Pastor Zeke has been telling President Trump since day one he should stop referring to himself as a "Presbyterian." Presbyterians claim to be Christians but they don't believe much of anything.

I believe this is the first step in Pastor Zeke's plan to have the President identify as Baptist. This will happen after he is reelected.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Thanks to Pastor Zeke, President is Now a "Non Denominal Christian" - 10-28-2020, 04:07 PM

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I happen to know Pastor Zeke has been telling President Trump since day one he should stop referring to himself as a "Presbyterian." Presbyterians claim to be Christians but they don't believe much of anything.

I believe this is the first step in Pastor Zeke's plan to have the President identify as Baptist. This will happen after he is reelected.
This is the kind of story that we need to knock the Corona virus off the news cycle. Change the conversation. The timing is perfect to go viral right before election day and convince everyone to vote for Trump, the newly reborn Baptist President.


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Default Re: Thanks to Pastor Zeke, President is Now a "Non Denominal Christian" - 10-28-2020, 06:11 PM

Way to go Pastor Zeke!

I'd feel better if the President would clarify that he's now a non-denominational Evangelical Christian. It's obvious how much President Trump loves the Lord and the Holy Bible, so why not come out and say so?


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Rebuke Re: Thanks to Pastor Zeke, President is Now a "Non Denominal Christian" - 10-29-2020, 01:18 PM

Protestants and Baptists are the only true Christians.


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Default Re: Thanks to Pastor Zeke, President is Now a "Non Denominal Christian" - 10-29-2020, 02:12 PM

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Protestants and Baptists are the only true Christians.
But not all so called protestants and baptists are True Christians™. In fact, very few.


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Default Re: Thanks to Pastor Zeke, President is Now a "Non Denominal Christian" - 10-29-2020, 05:55 PM

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But not all so called protestants and baptists are True Christians™. In fact, very few.


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Amen, Brother! I can't tell you how many Protestants and Baptists don't really read and follow the whole Bible.


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Bible Re: Thanks to Pastor Zeke, President is Now a "Non Denominal Christian" - 10-29-2020, 08:36 PM

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But not all so called protestants and baptists are True Christians™. In fact, very few.


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Indeed, very few. When it comes to Pentecostals and Charismatics however, there are no true Christians at all.


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