[Veronica Brentwood]

I'm Veronica Brentwood, yes those Brentwoods of New Braunfels Texas. My friends call me Ronnie and once we have established a friendly rapport, you may also. I am the wife of Arthur Brentwood, golfer extraordinaire and doctor in his spare time. I am also mother of two fine boys, Winston and Oliver Brentwood, both of whom are home schooled in a dorm we had built nearby. We schedule a few hours of time with them twice a month as all good Christian parents do. Every weekend would just interfere too much with our Godly community work.

The following is my Christian resume. Now, I'm not one to toot my own horn, Galatians 6:14. I belong to the United Daughters of the Confederacy, First Baptist New Braunfels, participating in Women of First and Women's Prayer Group every 4th Wednesday of the month. I also belong to a local book club for Baptist American women only, a Baptist quilting club, The Well Armed Women New Braunfels Chapter, New Braunfels Republican Women, New Braunfels Women's Chamber of Commerce, and John Newcombe Country club. I spend my days at luncheons, preparing fundraisers, shopping, and selling my husbands and my fashion discards on eBay. I feel it's my Christian responsibility to dress the poor in fashionable couture for half the retail price. It's easier on the eyes when the homeless sport a Brioni suit or a Chanel ensemble. Our sacrifice is their gain. Hebrews 13:16


We reside on a little 182 acre ranch and I like to keep a fine Christian home. I believe a clean home is a happy home. I tell that to our maids and cook every morning during our little pep talks, ending with 1 Corinthians 14:40


My husband found Jesus for me. I was a Yankee New Yorker when discovered me at the ripe age of 18. Three short months later I was baptized and we were married. I have never been happier.


I joined this forum to help save the wretched, make friends, trade recipes, fashion tips and mainly because my local church does not have a forum for me to express my Christian ideals and ideas. I believe it's our Christian duty to spread the word of God in any manner possible.


My favorite Bible verse is Titus 2:5


As a side note, my personal assistant Arlene has read me all applicable threads pertaining to a new forum member to get me up to speed. Arlene is not the brightest bulb God bless her, so if I'm misinformed about anything please let me know and I will correct the problem and punish her accordingly. Colossians 3:25 . I thank you all for your time and look forward to becoming a contributing member of this forum society.



V.B.


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[Levi Jones]

Hello, there little lady.

It's good you live in Texas, the home of Ted Cruz.

Do you have your husband's permission to post here?

How many sons have you bore him?

What is the best pie you make?

[Veronica Brentwood]

Pastor Jones,

Yes Arthur my husband has encouraged me to join this site. He feels the world could benefit from my Godly views.


I have 2 sons Winston (12 years) and Oliver (10 years).


My cook Consuela, well I think that's her name. I just call all the women help Consuela it's easier. Anyway, she bakes a fantastic pecan pie passed down in Arthur's family from the Civil War era.


kindly regards,


V.B.


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[Nahkriin]

Greetings Veronica! I once knew a lady that had that same name. She was a heathen, and pagan witch. You wouldn't by any chance be that same lady would you?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Nahkriin

Greetings Veronica! I once knew a lady that had that same name. She was a heathen, and pagan witch. You wouldn't by any chance be that same lady would you?

Yeah, obviously there's only one Veronica on the internet.

Not much with the social graces, are you?

Mrs. Brentwood, please allow me to make whatever apologies I can for the loutish behaviour of the poster quoted above, and welcome to Landover. Though I do not share your faith (or anyone else's), I do look forward to discussing it and its implications with you.

[Veronica Brentwood]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Yeah, obviously there's only one Veronica on the internet.

Not much with the social graces, are you?

Mrs. Brentwood, please allow me to make whatever apologies I can for the loutish behaviour of the poster quoted above, and welcome to Landover. Though I do not share your faith (or anyone else's), I do look forward to discussing it and its implications with you.

Mr. Didymus Much,


That you for coming to my defense. This is one step closer for you to becoming saved. Glad I could be of help. You may not share my faith (right now) however, you are a gentleman and that is always appreciated.


This would be a good time to sit down with some Earl Grey tea and reflect. You may be closer to God than you think.


kind regards


V.B.


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[Basilissa]

to God's favorite forum, Mrs. Brentwood!

Thank you for your thorough and detailed introduction. It's so unusual to see a visitor who actually takes the time to read and follow the directions!

I am looking forward to reading more of your posts. Since you say in your introduction that you belong to a Baptist American women only book club, I assume that during each meeting you discuss a different Book of the Holy Bible, and after completing all 66 you go back to Genesis. That experience will certainly help you to make good contributions (for a woman) on this Godly forum!

[Veronica Brentwood]

Hello Nahkriin,

No not the same lady. I was saved by the age of 18 before anything ungodly touched me. Nice meeting you.


V.B.


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[Elmer G. White]

Dear Mrs. Brentwood,

I must admit that my general attitude towards female intelligence is improving all the time. Obviously, our dear True Christian™ Sisters show often remarkable qualities in readin', writin', and even cipherin' and now a newcomer can dictate posts with relatively good sentence structure. in addition, Mrs. White recently decided to enter menopause, a most intelligent design in her attitude. Hence, Welcome!

I am most curious about your husband's family name, Brentwood. What are your opinions about the etymology of this word? Are you of the school that derives it from the Middle American participle 'brent' = burnt or do you surmise it could have - as some other Creation Scientists say - the meaning 'Holy One'? Obviously, this would lead to considering alternatives on how the Holy One would be giving wood to us? Any thoughts on this are appreciated...



I have to pray on this. Sometimes I forget that we True Christians™ already do know all the answers!

1 John 2:20
But ye have an unction from the Holy One, and ye know all things.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Veronica Brentwood]

Mrs. Basilissa,

Yes, we not only read the Holy Bible but we also read books about pleasing our husbands in the Christian way, child rearing in the Christian way, books on fine dining and fashion do's and don'ts. The last one is very important. We cover the do's and don'ts of church attire, what to wear to fundraisers and most importantly what to wear in the bedroom. That comes in handy for the brand new Christian bride.


I hope to share some of the tips I have learned from my clubs in the future.


kind regards


V.B.


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