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Default Re: weeeee - 03-28-2010, 07:41 AM

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just piffleing ban me already!
And then who could I teach geography to?


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Default Re: weeeee - 03-28-2010, 07:42 AM

i have no piffleING clue. why dont you figure that one out your self, i mean it is your problem
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i have no piffleING clue. why dont you figure that one out your self, i mean it is your problem
Well, just wait for Levi to ban you. The holy spirit is really flowing tonight, the cieling is about to start spinning.


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Default Re: weeeee - 03-28-2010, 07:50 AM

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Well, just wait for Levi to ban you. The holy spirit is really flowing tonight, the cieling is about to start spinning.
i guess ill have too wait then!
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Well, just wait for Levi to ban you. The holy spirit is really flowing tonight, the cieling is about to start spinning.
I seem to be suffering from a similar inner ear infection. Oh dear, I hope I will feel well enough for Church tomorrow.


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I seem to be suffering from a similar inner ear infection. Oh dear, I hope I will feel well enough for Church tomorrow.
As long as I drink a lot of water when the Holy Spirit moves me, I feel fine.


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Default Re: weeeee - 03-28-2010, 08:11 AM

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As long as I drink a lot of water when the Holy Spirit moves me, I feel fine.
sounds like you attend the same Church as levi's does to me.
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This thread is what kids these days call an epoc fail:

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This website is 100% AMERICAN and we do not tolerate the Canadian flag here.

I would use my moderator powers on you right away, but the Holy spirit is running through me right now and everything is kind pf blurry.

Sir, does not god approve all nationality as long as people are ready to believe in him and accept him as their personal xaviour? God himself defines 2 kinds of people, the gentiles...the ones who does not believe god and the Children of abraham who is god's own people who are obeying him. no matter if you are from canada or africa, if you accepted god, then you are heirs to the throne and abraham's seed no matter what nationality yo are.
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Sir.... no matter what nationality yo are.
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Nobody here speaks nor understands the afrocoon dialect, go take your satanic claptrap elsewhere!

i apologise for my mispelling as my computer keyboard played up thats why i mispelled you, for yo. you also made a mistake in typing as you said AFROCoONS instead of africans. so mistakes are common. Coming back to my initial question corrected here

Sir, does not god approve all nationality as long as people are ready to believe in him and accept him as their personal xaviour? God himself defines 2 kinds of people, the gentiles...the ones who does not believe god and the Children of abraham who is god's own people who are obeying him. no matter if you are from canada or africa, if you accepted god, then you are heirs to the throne and abraham's seed no matter what nationality you are.

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Nobody here speaks nor understands the afrocoon dialect, go take your satanic claptrap elsewhere, nigra!
also want to correct you. you are calling me a nigra......but i am a british ok?
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but i am a british ok?
Why the question mark? Are you unsure where you are from?
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also want to correct you. you are calling me a nigra......but i am a british ok?
Off-topic question: don't they teach in Britain which words should be capitalized?
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Why the question mark? Are you unsure where you are from?
the question mark is to ask whether the other person understood what i said. no matter where i am from, i know where my citizenship belong to- heaven because i accepted christ. i am reposting the scripture if you dont know where to find the word in the bible. here it is.

"For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved” (Rom. 10:11-13).

if you were a true christian, you wouldnt have argued for silly things and spelling mistakes but rather mature true word of god. because true christian is supposed to forgive as jesus forgave people. thats what all about being a christian-one who follows christ and does what he did.
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the question mark is to ask whether the other person understood what i said. no matter where i am from, i know where my citizenship belong to- heaven because i accepted christ. i am reposting the scripture if you dont know where to find the word in the bible. here it is.

"For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved” (Rom. 10:11-13).

if you were a true christian, you wouldnt have argued for silly things and spelling mistakes but rather mature true word of god. because true christian is supposed to forgive as jesus forgave people. thats what all about being a christian-one who follows christ and does what he did.
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christian is supposed to forgive as jesus forgave people. thats what all about being a christian-one who follows christ and does what he did.
Scripture please.

What difference does it make if I forgive someone for being a heathen when Jesus does not? Jesus clearly states that only those who follows Him will be saved. Yes, it does not matter IF they accept Jesus as their personal Saviour. If not, Jesus will throw them in hell.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall bedamned.

Anyone who does not believe in Him and are not baptized will be thrown to hell. That is why we need to tell how wrong all those heathens are. We want to save them.
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If you are here looking for a white man to sire a light skinned mulatto niglet for you, you are barking up the wrong tree. Try hawking your wares at the transient camp down by the tracks, harlot
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Scripture please.

What difference does it make if I forgive someone for being a heathen when Jesus does not? Jesus clearly states that only those who follows Him will be saved. Yes, it does not matter IF they accept Jesus as their personal Saviour. If not, Jesus will throw them in hell.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall bedamned.

Anyone who does not believe in Him and are not baptized will be thrown to hell. That is why we need to tell how wrong all those heathens are. We want to save them.

and you have no idea how many years ago i was baptised. Aha, i am really loving this arguement. Look what i got as a private message from Ethel marydrea.

Dear roshna,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Nagging a True Christian™ and close, personal friend of Jesus
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Hi and welcome to our friendly forums! I know you're just as happy as I am to talk about Jesus and all He's done for you lately, but we do have a few ground rules here. While participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Respect includes, but is not limited to, refraining from debate, mockery, ridicule, attempting to "mother hen" others, or any commentary intended to pull people away from their faith. Failure to abide by these guidelines may suspend or terminate your posting privileges.

Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.
Colossians 4:6



haha i replied to someone using the silly words with their tounge. and for this reason, i got infraction...where the very own word i want to say is on the bottom. if you know the word, then how can you disobey it. very funny that it is okay to use bad words while you claim to be a true christian but it is not ok to remind you that what you are doing is wrong.hehe

yes to brother harold, i know my place now. i now know your true roots....a real thing that brings up hatred of everyone apart from americans, and that you deny the truth of god.


YES AND YES I KNOW MY PLACE....IT IS MUCH MUCH HIGHER THAN ALL OF YOU TRUE CHRISTIANS™ AND THATS WHY I SPEAK WITH AUTHORUTY TO YOU WHO ARE BELOW MY STATUS. AND I AM A SUPERIOR HRISTIAN WHO HAS POWER TO CAST OUT THE DEVIL IN ALL OF YOU. AND YES I WILL SPEAK IN THE NAME OF JESUS


so i asked the moderator to suspend my account from this forum but he didnt so i am speaking against all of you so that i can increase my infractions and soon get out of this devlish forum.
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Default Re: weeeee - 03-09-2013, 10:48 PM

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also want to correct you. you are calling me a nigra......but i am a british ok?
You expect us to believe there are no nigras in Britain, nigra?
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