[Johny Joe Hold]

The Committee has been meeting regularly even though we do not publish about our progress.

As I reported earlier we are in the home stretch of fund raising for Pastor Zeke's 320 Airbus. It will be the largest Preacher-Owned airplane in the world.

We know Pastor Zeke's nemesis, Creflo Dollar, has been taken out of running for an airplane in the league with Airbus 320. He may brag about getting one as large of Pastor Zeke's in the future but for now he is stuck in the aircraft bush league.

But, a new concern has come up. It is the woman preacher, Joyce Meyer. She is now bringing in a salary of $900,000 per year and moving up in aircraft. There is a rumor she will skip competing with Creflo Dollar and go right after our Pastor Zeke.

Her current aircraft, a Golfstream Aerospace G-IV shown below, is nice but does not compete with the Airbus 320. But we cannot be sure she will not be moving up. It's time to discourage her and ramp up donations for Pastor Zeke's Airbus.

[James Hutchins]

Come people, lets open our wallets. Our loving Pastor asks for so little, let's show him he matters.
Is a lap pool on board really that big a deal? I know the Pastor has already worked out a deal with his PRC 'Pacific Rim Connection' to staff the plane with zero cost (that is right, zero cost) unskilled flight attendants than Pastor Zeke will personally take under his exquisite tutelage.
I personally have increased the deduction rate from every hourly employee of Hutchins, LLC to 10% BEFORE Biden tax.

[Isabella White]

It gives me great pleasure to announce that the monthly donations, from the McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Prayer Meeting, Bible Study and Tea & Social, are now just over $5,000. I know that this is but a small contribution, but I do ensure that the check is in the mail to our beloved on the first day of each month. It is my prayer that this will help, in some small way, to build the fund for his new jet airplane.

As for that Joyce Meyer woman; goodness, gracious — has she no shame? Why does she constantly ignore the very implicit instruction from within the blessed ?

I Corinthians 14:34 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law."

I may be wrong (although, I doubt it), but I think that the reason that Mrs. Meyer is going against the Word of , is for personal financial gain — again, ignoring the words of !

Luke 12:15 "And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth."

And, with this, I think it's even more important that we dedicate even more of our offerings to this fund for the new airplane for — to further his glorious ministry, in fullness and Truth (unlike that of his worldly competitors!)

[James Hutchins]

Greed is so, well, tacky. You'll notice our beloved and NOT GREEDY Pastor does not beg for money.


The congregation sees how tired he is after a laying of hands throughout the world, it is as if never slept a wink. Anyone here spent the night on a G5? Inhumane. Just imagine if after a week of Saving® lost souls, he was able to catch a wink of sleep high in the Heavens, close to God to arrive refreshed at the Crystal Cathedral to a rousing group of 10,000 obedient members.


These so-called 'preachers' are nothing more than money grubbers, only out for themselves.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

As for that Joyce Meyer woman; goodness, gracious — has she no shame? Why does she constantly ignore the very implicit instruction from within the blessed ?

I Corinthians 14:34 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law."

And, with this, I think it's even more important that we dedicate even more of our offerings to this fund for the new airplane for — to further his glorious ministry, in fullness and Truth (unlike that of his worldly competitors!)

That woman really bugs me. She preaches to women but has a jet bigger than many men. More than that, she seems intent on besting our own Pastor Zeke. Shame on her!!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

That woman really bugs me. She preaches to women but has a jet bigger than many men. More than that, she seems intent on besting our own Pastor Zeke. Shame on her!!

Amen, dear Brother Mayor Hold! One of the many things about Joyce that I dislike so much, is her brazen "women's liberation" nonsense. It's no wonder that she appeals to so many godless women. You may have noticed how she dresses: short hair, wearing enough makeup to stop trains, the wearing of pants (!) and a very low-cut blouse! Clearly, Mrs. Meyer prefers to "do her own thing" — regardless of what the Almighty has to say about such things!

I Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;"

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the thy ."

I Corinthians 11:15 "But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering."

Proverbs 11:22 "As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion."

I have no doubt that Mrs. Meyer's rebellious nature makes the Throne of shake in righteous indignation!

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

We know Pastor Zeke's nemesis, Creflo Dollar, has been taken out of running for an airplane in the league with Airbus 320. He may brag about getting one as large of Pastor Zeke's in the future but for now he is stuck in the aircraft bush league.

But, a new concern has come up. It is the woman preacher, Joyce Meyer. She is now bringing in a salary of $900,000 per year and moving up in aircraft. There is a rumor she will skip competing with Creflo Dollar and go right after our Pastor Zeke.

Joyce Meyer only earns $900k per year? That's some real amateur stuff there. Until she's pocketing at least five big ones a year, she's not a serious challenger. Maybe she could swing a used Airbus, but whom would that impress? I don't think God wants his pastors wandering about in a hand-me-down jet.

Creflo Dollar, however, is real competition. Those poor black women love to give their money to God when they aren't giving it to Oprah. Perhaps we should start thinking about one of these for Pastor Zeke:



Of course, we'd need to remove passenger seats, add office space and luxury bedrooms, extend the swimming pool and nature park sections considerably, and add some tennis courts (and maybe a chapel).

Once we've bought Pastor Zeke's plane, perhaps we could have President Trump's decorator furnish it to give it that gold-plated and marble touch that just screams luxury and elegance.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Joyce Meyer only earns $900k per year? That's some real amateur stuff there. Until she's pocketing at least five big ones a year, she's not a serious challenger. Maybe she could swing a used Airbus, but whom would that impress?

Creflo Dollar, however, is real competition. Those poor black women love to give their money to God when they aren't giving it to Oprah. Perhaps we should start thinking about one of these for Pastor Zeke:



Of course, we'd need to remove passenger seats, add office space and luxury bedrooms, extend the swimming pool and nature park sections considerably, and add some tennis courts (and maybe a chapel).

Once we've bought Pastor Zeke's plane, perhaps we could have President Trump's decorator furnish it to give it that gold-plated and marble touch that just screams luxury and elegance.

Oh, yes, dear Brother Now; Mrs. Meyer is quite amateurish; but, the same can be said of many of those other preachers, as you shall see below, with them using their little puddle-jumper planes.

When our beloved gets his new jet (fully outfitted with all of the "mod cons"), then those other preachers will know that a professional has the attention — and admiration — of the !

[MitzaLizalor]

It's difficult for me to tell if they have an anointing. I'd heard that Creflo was looking around for something, well it's embarrassing really.

Otherwise, why does that other one do her lipstick to look like The Joker? It mystifies me. Maybe some strap-on wings would suit her better.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

It's difficult for me to tell if they have an anointing. I'd heard that Creflo was looking around for something, well it's embarrassing really.

Otherwise, why does that other one do her lipstick to look like The Joker? It mystifies me. Maybe some strap-on wings would suit her better.

Oh, how I so agree, dear Sister Mitza; it's as though that the Joyce woman has no shame about being a preacher, even though the is so specific:

I Corinthians 14:34,35:
34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

By getting up in the pulpit and preaching, she shows a blatant disregard for a commandment within the Word of Almighty !

As for her appearance, well, it's obvious that, along with her short hair and garish makeup, she thinks nothing of altering her physical features — by having "plastic" surgery!






(I do apologize, from the bottom of my heart. I appear to have gotten a bit from the original discussion about our beloved and his need for increased funding for his jet plane.)

[MitzaLizalor]

There's quite a good-sized model I've seen used for "famine relief" and similar almost certainly secular efforts. Apparently the factory where they're made can deliver to order and have an airframe ready to complete to-your-specifications (they don't list off-the-shelf models like some other European brands) which is considerate, given the specialist needs of a missionary aircraft.

We're so richly blessed with a Pastoral Team well-versed in Biblical requirements and a leadership spurning "body mods" (and let's face it, not requiring any) but have you seen what happens in some of those savage nations? Not content with the scarification and lip plates and bones through the nose and giraffe neck bangles once certain types of "missionary" get started preaching false doctrines and peddling assorted idols with religious objects carved to look like they might do something if you wave them around mutter in the right way which means you buy one and then pay someone else for the wave-and-mutter routine after which nothing happens because it's not real. Like a doggy-chew calculator which probably squeaks but is otherwise useless.

Perhaps if ordering one Pastor will include a Christian library and bookshop? I do know that if someone gives me a book I'm less likely to read it than a book I've paid for. It's so important that God's message is read and understood. The alternative sounds awful. I will not be including any pictures of "body mods" which are becoming more prevalent since the introduction of eastern mysticism (yoga, acupuncture, reiki and so on) especially among the goth community. Direct contraventions of Scripture can be seen outside any metal dungeon any time you like and if they say, “It's not like that,” just read the lyrics of their atrocious songs.

Leviticus 19:28-29 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The Committee has been meeting regularly even though we do not publish about our progress.

As I reported earlier we are in the home stretch of fund raising for Pastor Zeke's 320 Airbus. It will be the largest Preacher-Owned airplane in the world.

We know Pastor Zeke's nemesis, Creflo Dollar, has been taken out of running for an airplane in the league with Airbus 320. He may brag about getting one as large of Pastor Zeke's in the future but for now he is stuck in the aircraft bush league.

But, a new concern has come up. It is the woman preacher, Joyce Meyer. She is now bringing in a salary of $900,000 per year and moving up in aircraft. There is a rumor she will skip competing with Creflo Dollar and go right after our Pastor Zeke.

Her current aircraft, a Golfstream Aerospace G-IV shown below, is nice but does not compete with the Airbus 320. But we cannot be sure she will not be moving up. It's time to discourage her and ramp up donations for Pastor Zeke's Airbus.

I watched Joyce Meyer this morning, and while I am upset at the fact a FEMALE is acting as a Christian pastor, I have to say she has some business sense. While she did indeed get heat for taking in a 900,000 a year salary and does have a really nice 23,000 dollar antique commode, she managed to switch to pocketing money from her show and book sales resulting in a bigger take in pay so that she can have her fancy new jet. We cannot overlook this and let some FEMALE overshadow the good Pastor Ezekiel.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I watched Joyce Meyer this morning, and while I am upset at the fact a FEMALE is acting as a Christian pastor, I have to say she has some business sense. While she did indeed get heat for taking in a 900,000 a year salary and does have a really nice 23,000 dollar antique commode, she managed to switch to pocketing money from her show and book sales resulting in a bigger take in pay so that she can have her fancy new jet. We cannot overlook this and let some FEMALE overshadow the good Pastor Ezekiel.

Well! I am not surprised, Dear Mr. Rutherford; although, I am disappointed by this woman. For one thing, she knows that she should not be preaching. For the umpteenth time, the has this to say about such matters:

I Corinthians 14:34 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law."

What part of "Let your women keep silence in the churches" is so hard for that Meyer woman to understand? Actually, it has little to do with her not understanding, and more to do with her rebelling — willingly — against the Word of Almighty !

As for her lavish spending, I am disappointed that she would use the 's money on such things; although — again — I am not surprised! It shall be very interesting to hear what this "female preacher" has to say about wasting 's money on flashy knick-knacks, on the Day of Judgment!

[MitzaLizalor]

Are those tiles even marble?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Frankly I'm starting to get embarrassed by the uh, parsimony of some of the flock. Platinum and gold tithers are left to carry the load while bronze tithers and below frankly are getting away with murder, spiritually. The longer Pastor Zeke waits, the fewer souls will be saved and these will be poor people - tin tithers - so think about that.

Perhaps it's time to downgrade the lower tier seating to a harder plastic, something that will last a long time and won't need to be cleaned regularly. Another option is to increase fines for cell phone usage during sermons and confiscate refreshments brought from home instead of purchased at the concession stand.

Following Prince Charles' example, there may also be opportunities to increase revenues at the platinum level and above. Of course, platinum tithers are always valued but those wishing to demonstrate a higher spiritual commitment may elect to sponsor an honorarium. Saudi Princes, Chinese philanthropists and Russian bankers are often looking for high end spiritual cleansing, such as offered by a peerage or officially sanctioned title.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Frankly I'm starting to get embarrassed by the uh, parsimony of some of the flock. ... The longer Pastor Zeke waits, the fewer souls will be saved and these will be poor people - tin tithers - so think about that.

Following Prince Charles' example, there may also be opportunities to increase revenues at the platinum level and above. Of course, platinum tithers are always valued but those wishing to demonstrate a higher spiritual commitment may elect to sponsor an honorarium. Saudi Princes, Chinese philanthropists and Russian bankers are often looking for high end spiritual cleansing, such as offered by a peerage or officially sanctioned title.

Good thoughts, Brother Toole. I don't seen any reason donations to Landover Baptist, especially Pastor Zeke's airplane fund, need to be screened for the donor's motives. If Prince Charles can fund his own nonprofit with so called "dark money" why can't we? In our case money given to Landover for the purpose of disguising its source will save souls for Jesus. What could be wrong with that?

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I don't seen any reason donations to Landover Baptist, especially Pastor Zeke's airplane fund, need to be screened for the donor's motives.

Amen! We Christians are all about forgiveness and redemption. If some of the airplane fund's donations come from ill-gotten gains, at the very least the money will be well spent. The sweet blood of Jesus washes sin from money just as easily as it washes sin from people!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I've just found out that's a real aircraft! I thought it was a joke when I first saw it, you know – like someone had cut the middle section out and stuck the back and front together. But no!

Here though, there's space enough for a fully equipped airborne mission facility, tailored just the way it's needed to be. I believe it has plenty of power so if metal fittings were preferred (rather than lightweight plastic) that shouldn't be a problem.

[Jimmy Kate Dumbardo]

Pastor Zeke should get a helicopter if he hasn't one already. Then he can install a Jesus nut.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Jimmy Kate Dumbardo

Pastor Zeke should get a helicopter if he hasn't one already. Then he can install a Jesus nut.

Whoever heard of a Pastor preaching from a helicopter? How dare you. The loud noise from the blades would make it almost impossible for people to hear the Word of God from his wondrous mouth, and he has one of the godliest mouths out there. It’s even Jesus © approved.