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Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 03:00 PM
Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive?
I read this on the cover of a fashion magazine when I was paying for my groceries. The woman on the cover clearly had hers augmented. I prefer a good b or c cup, but still think that women should keep them covered instead of showing off more cleavage than the grand canyon. That is one way that they control men by giving us impure thoughts.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 03:21 PM
Well, I have always felt breasts are a reflection on a womans ability to nourish Gods Christian Soldiers. Firm heavy large ripe pendulous bosoms are a sign of bountiful living. I like living large.
However, fake breasts are wrong in my eyes. Not sure if there is anything in the Bible about it directly though I suspect this passage is applicable:
Leviticus 19:28
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 03:39 PM
Well Brother Nobar, there are a few ways to look at this.
We know that GOD intends women to incubate and raise our True Christian babies, and large breasts (excuse my language) clearly indicate she will be able to feed a big litter of baby Christians. (When I was a boy I had a pig that could suckle 11 piglets at once! She lived a long, long time, so this is evidence that GOD smiled on her.)
On the other hand, large breasts (sorry, JESUS) can cause sexual thoughts in the head of all but the strongest Christian men. (Personally they do not affect me, because I am so close to the LORD I can stare at naked women all day and not feel the slightest tinge of lust or excitement, PRAISE GOD!) Inducing lust is a great way to go to hell.
So I think we can conclude that women who have large breasts are more likely to go to hell, but they don't have to go to hell, especially if they submit to their husbands and keep themselves totally covered, as a good woman should.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 03:46 PM
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.....................So I think we can conclude that women who have large breasts are more likely to go to hell, but they don't have to go to hell, especially if they submit to their husbands and keep themselves totally covered, as a good woman should.
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And my wife is always covered from the tops of her feet to just under her chin at all times. You can only see her bare hands (when not wearing work gloves), bare feet (when not wearing boots to go slop the pigs or clean the stalls) and head (when it is not too cold or raining).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 04:30 PM
Large breasts are all well and good, but let's face it, on older women they become saggy and are typically worn as a belt.
Who wants to spend his golden years looking at that?
On a completely unrelated topic, I'm sure we all agree that Sister Jenny is a very attractive young lady.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 04:40 PM
Myself, I feel question of the size of a woman's breasts (as long as they be equal and have no extra nipples) is to be treated as an adiaphorism.
However, as a guide to other things, Nephew Zebulun was most helpful: "A woman is old when her actual age exceeds her breast measurement in inches." He said.
May be that is why God gave us inches, so we'd know.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 04:58 PM
Brothers, I have perhaps a bit more experience in this matter than some of you, having been married twice to three different women. Without saying too much, I will tell you that my sainted Esther was about average among women with regard to her figure. She was always a plump woman which manifested a bit lower, if you get my meaning.
I find myself mesmerized by the figure of Mary Therese. Voluptuous is the only word to describe her. She will be well able to nurse any and all children God gives to us. I cannot describe the ecstacy she puts me in.
And then there is her sister, Mary Claire. She is in all respects as much a woman as Mary Therese, yet is built with a slighter frame. My heart fills when I see her, too. I do not doubt that God will bless her with all the nourishment any child or children might need when the time comes. So the question as to "can women with small breasts still be attractive?" can be answered by anyone who sees these photos.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 05:01 PM
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The woman on the cover clearly had hers augmented.
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I think the Bible makes it pretty clear that this is a sin.
Ezekiel 23:21
Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
Im pretty sure their dirty pillows are bruised by such a reconstruction.
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Personally I prefer to not look at them - or notice them at all. They are, frankly, disgusting. I mean, it's just giant glands, right?. Who wants to look at glands?
What I want to see is devotion in someone's face - be they male or female. I shudder at the thought that some people think it's easier to go to Heaven with, um, large snack trays, because they think it will help them "knocking on Heaven's doors".
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 05:03 PM
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I think the Bible makes it pretty clear that this is a sin.
Ezekiel 23:21
Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
Im pretty sure their dirty pillows are bruised by such a reconstruction.
Personally I prefer to not look at them - or notice them at all. They are, frankly, disgusting. I mean, it's just giant glands, right?. Who wants to look at glands?
What I want to see is devotion in someone's face - be they male or female. I shudder at the thought that some people think it's easier to go to Heaven with, um, large snack trays, because they think it will help them "knocking on Heaven's doors".
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Brother, is THAT why the call them "knockers?" I never knew.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 05:18 PM
It seems to me that large, natural, well-formed, firm breasts would be a hindrance to a woman trying to fish. Come to think of it, theres been several times when the charming Miss Angels has had to..........nevermind.
Sorry, and please continue.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 06:07 PM
every1 is beatiful n it shojuldnt matter wat size boobs a women has u should lyk her 4 wats inside
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
Well Brother Nobar, there are a few ways to look at this.
We know that GOD intends women to incubate and raise our True Christian babies, and large breasts (excuse my language) clearly indicate she will be able to feed a big litter of baby Christians. (When I was a boy I had a pig that could suckle 11 piglets at once! She lived a long, long time, so this is evidence that GOD smiled on her.)
On the other hand, large breasts (sorry, JESUS) can cause sexual thoughts in the head of all but the strongest Christian men. (Personally they do not affect me, because I am so close to the LORD I can stare at naked women all day and not feel the slightest tinge of lust or excitement, PRAISE GOD!) Inducing lust is a great way to go to hell.
So I think we can conclude that women who have large breasts are more likely to go to hell, but they don't have to go to hell, especially if they submit to their husbands and keep themselves totally covered, as a good woman should.
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First off, comparing a big to a woman's tits, is crazy. If their is such a thing as heaven or Hell. I'm sure your god wouldn't send a chick to hell over the size of her tits, especially if her's are natural. And stop saying sorry to Jesus for thinking about some boobs. Do you pray after you jack off too? Or is masturbation a sin? I love this site. It's so amusing.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 06:21 PM
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First off, comparing a pig* to a woman's tits, is crazy. If their is such a thing as heaven or Hell. I'm sure your god wouldn't send a chick to hell over the size of her tits, especially if her's are natural. And stop saying sorry to Jesus for thinking about some boobs. Do you pray after you jack off too? Or is masturbation a sin? I love this site. It's so amusing.
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I accidentally put BIG instead of PIG
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 06:23 PM
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I accidentally put BIG instead of PIG
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 06:25 PM
I believe God made women of all different shapes and sizes so that us men can delight our senses in enjoying the wondrous beauty of God's creations. Now, by no means am I insinuating lusting after multiple women, but there is nothing wrong with taking the time out of your day to ogle a woman and let your eyes roam up and down her body and let your imagination take hold. Why, even though I'm a True Christian™ pastor, I still do this at least 50-60 times a day, practically with every woman I meet. Yet I am still faithful to my wife and don't lust after women.
So I would respond "Yes" to small-breasted women. As the old saying goes: "Good things come in small packages".
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 06:34 PM
women with small breasts can be attractive but are at a disadvantage to girls with big knockers. its a points system. big boobies get a lot of points and can make up for less attractive face and body.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-02-2009, 07:10 PM
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First off, comparing a big to a woman's tits, is crazy.
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How so? GOD created them both as lower animals, didn't He?
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If their is such a thing as heaven or Hell. I'm sure your god wouldn't send a chick to hell over the size of her tits, especially if her's are natural.
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GOD sends people to Hell for all sorts of things, bub! Have a good look at Pastor Ezekiel's signature!
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And stop saying sorry to Jesus for thinking about some boobs. Do you pray after you jack off too? Or is masturbation a sin? I love this site. It's so amusing.
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I do not 'think' about b**bs. As a True Christian, I don't think about much of anything, except for JESUS of course!
And I don't do that kind of thing to myself, thanks. It's unnatural and unhealthy!
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-08-2009, 04:26 AM
Is this really a suitable subject for a Christian forum? Shouldn't a better topic be about how we can be become better husbands and fathers?
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-08-2009, 04:31 AM
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Is this really a suitable subject for a Christian forum?
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You're suddenly the arbiter of what's appropriate for a Christian forum? I only asked a simple question.
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Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? -
09-08-2009, 04:41 AM
Well, surely discussing a woman's breast size is not appropriate for here, wouldn't you agree? Would your Pastor Ezekiel give a sermon on breast size? Of course not. Also, Nobar King, as a Christian it's not good for you to entertain lustful thoughts like that. Keep a clean and sober mind.
Understandably I am new here, but I feel that I have a right to speak out (and help) you since I am a fellow Christian.
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