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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 12:23 AM
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I noticed it from up in my pulpit, brother, but wasn't going to say anything about it. Very impressive by the way.
It must have been embarrassing to have your erection seen by thousands on the church Jumbo tron©.
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Wow your commenting on his erection... sounds like a gay guy to me!
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07-12-2010, 12:27 AM
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Wow your commenting on his erection... sounds like a gay guy to me!
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Why are you so obsessed with sodomites, friend? Why are you barging all over the forums calling people fags?
Might you be a tad hypocritical? Don't you know hypocritical judgment is a sin?
Matthew 7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 12:31 AM
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Wow your commenting on his erection... sounds like a gay guy to me!
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It sounds like you know a lot about homosexuality, satan worshipper. Been in the field?
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 05:13 AM
Just a suggestion based on personal experience...
If the captain has been intermittently behaving inappropriately, this works really well to "retrain". With the settings set to level four, at the first signs of obtrusiveness, a tap on the button will deliver a static correction guaranteed to redirect the captain's intentions.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 06:20 AM
I tought sexual temptation was something satan created and that everyone, man or woman who would get this feeling of temptation would be punished by god to do so.
And especially in his own house?
I guess he should write a thread in the prayer section to make sure that he will be forgiven.
Don't you guys agree?
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 06:37 AM
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I tought sexual temptation was something satan created and that everyone, man or woman who would get this feeling of temptation would be punished by god to do so.
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Friend, Brother Nobar is getting up there in years. Haven't you ever had an, I can barely force myself to type the word, erection when you sleep?
Were you sexually tempted when you had to erm, go potty and er Mr. one eye is, trying to shall we say, redecorate the bathroom? Of course not. It simply happens.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 06:44 AM
Several times. I am a masturbator.
As budda says:
All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
But even tough. It is against the holy word of god and that is an issue.
That is why I think he should write a prayer.
Also I saw another thread in this section where someone where sharing a picture of his new 19 years old wife. As I heard some of you said. Womens should be dressed appropriatly. And she weren't. She was an easy target for erection and I even saw this guy who started this thread kind of admitting it in the other thread.
So the temptation is there.
The bible also says that you may not seduce other peoples wifes.
Which he did.
I am just ashamed to see this. Mostly because of the double morale and the need of true forgiveness.
You guys say that you forgive this man. But if you have to follow the word of god and the bible, you have to think elsewhere and not rational which you guys are doing.
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07-12-2010, 06:53 AM
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But even tough. It is against the holy word of god and that is an issue.
That is why I think he should write a prayer.
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For falling asleep and having an... erection? You can't blame him for that. He's old.
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She was an easy target for erection
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Don't talk about my friend James D's possible wife to be like that, pervert!
She has been saved now and dresses way more appropriately.
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The bible also says that you may not seduce other peoples wifes.
Which he did.
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Brother Nobar did by sporting an old man.. erection?
And you claim to be a Christian/buddist?
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You guys say that you forgive this man. But if you have to follow the word of god and the bible, you have to think elsewhere and not rational which you guys are doing.
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You lost me. This makes no sense here.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 07:30 AM
I don't like that tone Levis.
I am definatly no pevert. I'm a human.
I want to be treated with respect like every other member on this forum.
I really respect King for his open-being that he actually want you guys support.
It shows how much he cares about you and trust you.
I just want to remove the double morale that is happening on the debates so we can have a good talk. It is not my duty I know, but a must to keep a good flow and you shouldn't deny that.
I know that he is old but it is good to know that he works as a man and from my view he would be one I would love to hear stories and life experience from. In my eyes he isn't really old. But have more experience than me and therefore should be treated with all respect instead of words fromt he bible.
Which also tells that I aint buddhist or christian. I dont label myself nor belong to any religion or non-religion. I am not to be counted with. I am me. A Human. Love me as I am because I love you guys as you are because you are a part of my life experience.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 07:45 AM
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I am definatly no pevert. I'm a human.
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Are you retarded? All perverts are humans.
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Then earn it!
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 07:54 AM
Then you are a pevert too
You are more longhaired than me Cranky. Sorry.
Well I am trying to get respect but your putting me in a bad light just because you try to be better knowing.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 08:02 AM
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Then you are a pevert too
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The entire concept of logic and using your brain for that seems to be wasted on you. Years of excessive drugs abuse must have destroyed your brain.
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Well I am trying to get respect but your putting me in a bad light just because you try to be better knowing.
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I don't try, I am better knowing than you.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-12-2010, 12:48 PM
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Just a suggestion based on personal experience...
If the captain has been intermittently behaving inappropriately, this works really well to "retrain". With the settings set to level four, at the first signs of obtrusiveness, a tap on the button will deliver a static correction guaranteed to redirect the captain's intentions.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
07-14-2010, 11:00 PM
Brother Nobar, just how big WAS this . . . er, infraction of yours? It seems to have been noted by many!
Um, it's not bigger than a breadbox, is it?
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Re: I had an erection in church -
08-03-2010, 09:02 AM
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Brother Nobar, was that you?
I saw a video on YouTube of an older gentleman wrestling with something in his pants while at church, but his face wasn't visible.
They've since taken it down.
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But YouTube is the work of the Satans, my friend.
Good one.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
08-03-2010, 12:25 PM
I find the lack of respect in discussing these things appalling. I feel that this is a gathering of lascivious old men and not a Christian fraternity. What is more, to hear a preacher admit that he thinks that his sermons give normal Christian men erections well that's seems somewhat homosexual, or at least (very) wrong. I don't go to Church to have an erection, I go to Church to practice humility and prayer, at least when I had the courage to, and my prayers started before Church, and also Bible.
Even if you are a horny old man you should have enough sense not to voice it on a Christian forum, you doing so alone makes me think you are unfit for the Christian life.
Tallywackers? WTH kind of language is that coming from a mature Christian man? Are you crazy? That's basically the only excuse. If not, your control over your purity is slipping away and you are becoming a source of damnation for the members of your flock. This kind of horny does NOT belong in a Church, it doesn't even belong in a restroom as far as I'm concerned. Call me prudish or whatever, but, that's how I feel.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
08-03-2010, 01:36 PM
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I find the lack of respect in discussing these things appalling. I feel that this is a gathering of lascivious old men and not a Christian fraternity. What is more, to hear a preacher admit that he thinks that his sermons give normal Christian men erections well that's seems somewhat homosexual, or at least (very) wrong. I don't go to Church to have an erection, I go to Church to practice humility and prayer, at least when I had the courage to, and my prayers started before Church, and also Bible.
Even if you are a horny old man you should have enough sense not to voice it on a Christian forum, you doing so alone makes me think you are unfit for the Christian life.
Tallywackers? WTH kind of language is that coming from a mature Christian man? Are you crazy? That's basically the only excuse. If not, your control over your purity is slipping away and you are becoming a source of damnation for the members of your flock. This kind of horny does NOT belong in a Church, it doesn't even belong in a restroom as far as I'm concerned. Call me prudish or whatever, but, that's how I feel.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
09-09-2010, 05:39 AM
We used to have a Church Policy that said if you become aroused and it is plainly visible in your trousers to excuse yourself to the men's room or the back of the Church (where of course no ladies are present) and beat the offending member with you KJV1611 Bible until it relents to the flaccid position.
I've seen a few teenage boys doing this before. It's good for them.
Besides, beating your penis may keep those pesky demons from infesting your colon. It is much easier for them to do when you are in an aroused state.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
09-09-2010, 03:54 PM
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We used to have a Church Policy that said if you become aroused and it is plainly visible in your trousers to excuse yourself to the men's room or the back of the Church (where of course no ladies are present) and beat the offending member with you KJV1611 Bible until it relents to the flaccid position.
I've seen a few teenage boys doing this before. It's good for them.
Besides, beating your penis may keep those pesky demons from infested your colon. It is much easier for them to do when you are in an aroused state.
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Re: I had an erection in church -
09-15-2014, 02:21 AM
This is an understandable reaction when the Holy Spirit moves through you. The important thing is that you handle it correctly. Catholics often fail in this regard, probably because they're not actually Christians.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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