[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch

Similac had not been invented when Jesus was born. All babies were breast-fed back then, and breast milk is still the best nourishment for infants.

No way! All babies were breast-fed?

Back then?

Breast Milk?

For babies?

Stop it. Stop it!! Stop it!!! STOP IT!!!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch

Similac had not been invented when Jesus was born. All babies were breast-fed back then, and breast milk is still the best nourishment for infants.

My Lord and Savior did not suck on sweater cows. Is it so far-fetched to believe that He performed His first miracle by summoning baby formula from the future?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Is it so far-fetched to believe that He performed His first miracle by summoning baby formula from the future?

yes.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

My Lord and Savior did not suck on sweater cows. Is it so far-fetched to believe that He performed His first miracle by summoning baby formula from the future?

Not impossble at all Mr. Hatchet!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Aaron Portway

Not impossble at all Mr. Hatchet!

Finally someone with common sense!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

I was simply responding to Miss Changes-Names when she "pointed out" that babies were breast fed in the past. Actually, it's quite likely that the Baby Jesus/God did summon formula from the future to feed his earthly body in a more Godly way. Why, there is good chance Jesus only ate "for show". Why would God/Baby Jesus need to eat at all? And it would solve the rather embarassing issue of picturing our Lord "doing his business".

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

JESUS WAS NOT BREAST FED!!!

It is a well known FACT that breast feeding causes homerism and we all KNOW JESUS is NO homer!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch

Similac had not been invented when Jesus was born. All babies were breast-fed back then, and breast milk is still the best nourishment for infants.

If God could impregnate the Virgin Mary without even using his tallywacker, summoning a little Similac from the future would be mere child's play. In fact, the Three Wise Men were carrying cans of Similac as gifts for the newborn child - Mary certainly didn't get them by shopping at Wal-Mart.

YIC,
Buford

[savinggraceless]

I only have one thing to say...denial!

[Jean Poole]

Originally Posted by savinggrace

I only have one thing to say...denial!

As have I...heathen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by savinggrace

I only have one thing to say...denial!

That's a river in Egypt isn't it? I read about it in the Holy Word of God. In the book of Exodus, Chapter 7, we learned that God had Moses turn the Nile into a river of blood.

Is that what you're trying to say, lady?

[savinggraceless]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

That's a river in Egypt isn't it? I read about it in the Holy Word of God. In the book of Exodus, Chapter 7, we learned that God had Moses turn the Nile into a river of blood.

Is that what you're trying to say, lady?

I chose to ignore your sarcastic insult. You know full well what I meant, and if I should have to explain it to you then you are a sad case indeed.

Did you know that children in developing countries who are breastfeed are healthy than the children in America? Why, because breast milk is the best thing for them at that point in their lives and breast milk has many vital nutrients that formulated milk does not have. God made women with them as a way for them to take care of their children. What do you think Eve used when nursing Cain and Abel? Or what do you think Mary used when nursing the Christ child? It's a no brainer.

[Jean Poole]

If you would look further back in the thread, Miss Lazy, you will see that that "problem" has already been solved. Jesus' first miracle was to bring bottles of Similac from the future.

Obviously Jesus cannot suckle the body fluids of anyone sinful!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by savinggraceless

I chose to ignore your sarcastic insult. You know full well what I meant, and if I should have to explain it to you then you are a sad case indeed.

Did you know that children in developing countries who are breastfeed are healthy than the children in America?

If that is true, then why is it that AMERICA is the most powerful nation on earth? Why is it that our Godly Soldiers are sending islamofacists to hell on a daily basis over in Iraq? If foreigners are making such strapping healthy babies through their perverse incestuous practices, then why do they cower in the face of American Might?!

Originally Posted by savinggraceless

It's a no brainer.

Your field of expertise.

[savinggraceless]

Originally Posted by Jean Poole

you will see that that "problem" has already been solved. Jesus' first miracle was to bring bottles of Similac from the future.

THAT, my friend is a LIE and is NO WHERE in Scripture!

[savinggraceless]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

If that is true, then why is it that AMERICA is the most powerful nation on earth? Why is it that our Godly Soldiers are sending islamofacists to hell on a daily basis over in Iraq? If foreigners are making such strapping healthy babies through their perverse incestuous practices, then why do they cower in the face of American Might?!

In case you haven't read the news lately buddy, most nations don't like America, because of the fact they feel we are getting into other nations business. I am of course stating how they feel about it not me myself.


And yours is blindness and a world-record ego.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by savinggraceless

THAT, my friend is a LIE and is NO WHERE in Scripture!

It is not uncommon for True Christians to hear the voice of Jesus. He speaks to us and I can understand how this would make a pseudo christian like yourself jealous and angry.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Originally Posted by savinggraceless

Did you know that children in developing countries who are breastfeed are healthy than the children in America?

Ha! Have you ever compared the SIZE of Americans to those scrawny Asians and Africans? Even by age 5, American children must be 3 times wider than those sickly-looking Third Worlders. By the time we reach adulthood, we can easily crush the average Chink or Jap by sitting on him. Even compared to Europeans, Americans are decidedly bigger, which is why we need SUVs instead of those sissy compact cars they drive over there in "Fag Ranch" (France).

Americans eat better, and eat more. We are the best nourished people on Earth. Don't believe the propaganda that beer, Doritos and Hostess Twinkies are bad for you - it's all-American food and it makes us grow.

High-fat, high-carbs, and supersize everything - that's the ticket. Everything is bigger in America - including the people. Just what you'd expect in God's chosen country.

YIC,
Buford

[Cranky Old Man]

Sexual child abuse has to stop! We have to put an end to mothers abusing their newborns for their own sexual pleasures! Breast feeding is an abomination. Period. It is indecent and incestuous, and it makes Jesus sick!

Sex should only be between a man and a woman to make a child: 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

What is a pedophile?
A person who has sex with children!

Are women who enjoy breastfeeding pedophiles?
Yes! Like the clitoris and the vagina, a woman's breasts are sexual organs. They can all give high sexual pleasure and lead to orgasms! And we all know only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

But isn't breast milk good for the child?
This is an urban myth created by child abusing sex maniacs. E.g. breast milk can transfer AIDS while cow milk can only cause mad cow and other innocent diseases.

Don't babies like breast feeding?
Yes, but that does not mean it is good for them. Breast feeding will teach the child to be lazy and ask for handouts when he grows up. Also breast feeding, like every form of sexual child abuse, makes children gay.

A horny mother raping an innocent child. This boy will grow up as a gay having oral sex with other boys!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

My late ex-wife Ethel tried to molest our firstborn son, Billy Bob IV, by the same method. I had to burn her nipples off with a clothing iron to keep her from doing it to Jimmy John and Bubba too.

Genesis 3:16 (King James Version) Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.