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Default Advice to Parents on Election Night - 11-02-2020, 02:30 AM
If you have children not old enough to vote but old enough to understand the election it would be good to plan now how you will explain the evening's events.

If Trump wins, most Christian parents will instinctively go to their knees in prayers of thanks to God. Hopefully children will follow. Just to make the lesson complete, parents should explain slowly and clearly Trump's election was God's gift to all mankind.

But, if Biden wins, the planning should be more complete. Parents should explain Biden is a Godless communist and must be hated by all Christians. Further, children old enough to understand should be taught the election was due to illegal fraud and crooked Joe Biden. When their teachers discuss the election, our children should speak up in their classes and tell other children and teachers the election was the result of crime and corruption.

Parents should remember they are raising tomorrow's voters and put them on the path of good citizenship.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Advice to Parents on Election Night - 11-02-2020, 03:25 AM
Wait, I'm confused. It is God's will that Trump will be our president, right?

It's what all True Christians™ are praying for, and we certainly wouldn't pray for something that is not God's will, would we?


You're making me nervous Brother Mayor.

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Default Re: Advice to Parents on Election Night - 11-02-2020, 07:25 PM
I think Brother Hold means that Trump is definitely going to win by God’s will. What isn’t God’s will is demoncrats falsely claiming Biden won the election (which he won’t, because God wants Trump to win). If Biden is announced as the winner, I don’t see recommendations to take to the streets here. Is that planned elsewhere? Again, I know it’s not my place but I am genuinely interested.
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Default Re: Advice to Parents on Election Night - 11-02-2020, 07:39 PM
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I think Brother Hold means that Trump is definitely going to win by God’s will. What isn’t God’s will is demoncrats falsely claiming Biden won the election (which he won’t, because God wants Trump to win). If Biden is announced as the winner, I don’t see recommendations to take to the streets here. Is that planned elsewhere? Again, I know it’s not my place but I am genuinely interested.
Good summary, Mr. Rutherford. My mission is to train our young Christians to be good citizens. Were God to be thinking, "I think I'll have a little fun here and make Mr. Dufus President" we will need to adjust accordingly. The adjustment is to point out what a crook President Dufus Biden is and not allow young Christians to admire him.

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If Biden is announced as the winner, I don’t see recommendations to take to the streets here. Is that planned elsewhere?
Well, my boys certainly have plans to take to the streets of Kent, England, should such a blatant fraud occur! I am proud to say that this is entirely their own idea. They have been planning their affirmative action in their (self-taught) civics class for weeks. And their sister has been sewing banners.

One potential problem is that England is supposed to go into some sort of stupid Corvidian lockdown at a minute after midnight local time on Thursday 5th November. That would be 6:01 p.m. on Wednesday 4th in real, Iowa time. So I do hope that any fraudulent announcement is perpetrated before then, as we do try to observe 1 Peter 2:13-15.

However, if push comes to shove I will support them in this apparent breach. Obviously I have my husband's permission to do so. After all, it's a question of levels of authority. Which ranks higher: Airstrip One's authority, or that of the President of the United States of America?

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Default Re: Advice to Parents on Election Night - 11-05-2020, 02:24 PM
My good for nothing grand kids are being lazy and defiant after I told them to take to the streets and demand that Trump be re-elected. Also, get this! They claim that they want someone who isn’t racist! Good god, Trump has Jew lawyers and I know a nigra named Ben Carson on his cabinet as well as Mitch’s chink wife on the cabinet. He ain’t racist at all! I fear my grand kids have revealed themselves to be ungrateful godless nigras. They say I am out of my mind and a disgrace to America for supporting Donald J Trump. The nerve of them!!!!!!
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My good for nothing grand kids are being lazy and defiant after I told them to take to the streets and demand that Trump be re-elected. Also, get this! They claim that they want someone who isn’t racist! Good god, Trump has Jew lawyers and I know a nigra named Ben Carson on his cabinet as well as Mitch’s chink wife on the cabinet. He ain’t racist at all! I fear my grand kids have revealed themselves to be ungrateful godless nigras. They say I am out of my mind and a disgrace to America for supporting Donald J Trump. The nerve of them!!!!!!
According to the exit polls, a whooping 12% of your people supported Trump, so you are not alone!

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Default Re: Advice to Parents on Election Night - 11-05-2020, 03:28 PM
Sister Basilissa, what you have shared is promising news indeed. I am well on the path to becoming a TRUE honorary white man according to my colleagues but wish the C̶o̶o̶n̶s̶ uneducated nigras would just give him a chance just like I gave the police a chance when they accidentally shot me. I turned down a 150 million dollar settlement when I was accidentally shot by the police I tell you what! I knew it was just an accident. As a result, they let me live my life-long dream of being an honorary police officer for the day. The white man ain’t bad at all. They the good man!
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The white man ain’t bad at all. They the good man!
Amen! Quoted for TRUTH! We need more black boys like you and Pastor Manning, and less like George Floyd and John Lewis. Obviously the police had good reasons for shooting you, and I applaud your decision to reject the reparations gibsmedat the libs tried to foist upon you. You know, the media tends to focus on the violent and outlaw behavior of inner city street coons, to the point that we often forget about the humble, slave-descended rural coons living way out in the boondocks down south. Good God-fearing nigras who eat watermelon and pick cotton under the hot sun.

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