[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings White people!


Many months have passed since last I communed with my Baptist friends and much has happened in the interim. I have been to the motherland which is Africa and I have found my roots. No one in Africa has anything because the White man has stolen everything and the only two jobs are selling minerals to White people which is a job which I found I was not considered qualified for since you have to be rich already and using telephone calls and e-mail to persuade American people to send money.


I took the job persuading. I played the role of Tom Jackson who was a lonely soldier in the American Army and needed a short term loan. Apparently this job is illegal in Africa and I was arrested and jailed for a time. Then I was ejected from the entire continent and I had to go to my home which is Jamaica for some time. There I worked tirelessly writing posts on forums attacking Donald Trump who is the most evil White man in Babylon.


I have returned to America with some difficulty because my visa was cancelled and the White nationalists tried to bar my entrance. I am back at Georgetown University now where I intend to continue my medical studies on full scholarship because my people were enslaved by White people.


I will return with an update as soon as I have time.


Jah Guide
Trevor

[Johny Joe Hold]

Welcome back, I mon. When you were last here I advised you not to aim too high in your career aspirations. I suggested the entertainment industry or perhaps culinary work. Enrolling in medical school is what you have decided to do--probably above your abilities. Nevertheless, we're glad to have you.

[Social Construct]

Please ignore the Mayor's Floccinaucinihilipilification. You'll do fine. Just decolonize yourself, use big words, and tell your professors that you have other ways of knowing. As long as all that smoking does not give you Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Your name is Trevor, innit pothead? You once had the makings of a decently obedient houseboy but are you nuts? Medicine? I can heal more people with one of my interrupted prayers than an army of physicians have done since creation. If I wish and I often don't. Anyways, thank Jesus that you left Jamaica so that my businesses there and imports are no longer tainted by your presence. BTW, do you really think that it was either a mistake or by your own perseverance that you got to enter and corrupt the Godly USA once more? It was actually neither.

[I Man Rastafari]

Thank you Mayor and Pastor Ezekiel for your warm welcome. I have settled into my new rooms in student housing and the Catholic people here are very progressive and advanced for white people. My request for suitable transportation is under consideration and I have been assigned rooms which I share with two white girls and a student from India- Sanjay Gupta. Also I am to receive a stipend of $275 per week to pay for incidentals. I have filed a complaint over the small sum. Ganja here is quite expensive and I still have to eat. The white girls both have cars and seem to be in funds so possibly there could be some assistance there.


I expect to have no difficulties with my medical studies as I have been well prepared for advanced studies by the teachers at the Methodist School in Kingston which is my home. I am very anxious to get on with my studies. I want to try surgery as soon as possible.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Faith_Machine]

So you're a Rastafari? Perhaps you can explain something for me:

Given that Haile Selassie's life and death seem to have had very little effect on the course of history, how do you manage to cling to the idea he was Jesus come again?


Wouldn't you expect the second coming of Jesus to have made more of a lasting impact than to inspire a bunch of hippies to get dreadnaughts and smoke marijuana?

[James Hutchins]

Sadly, a prayer of mine was not answered. While I cannot possibly expect God to accommodate off of them, this particular prayer would of merely been incidental to part of His Grand Plan™.


God, the next time you whip up a hurricane to devastate sinners and to clean up, could you please include this 'person'. Just a whisk of wind to hurl a 2X4 at 200 mph though his chest. Make it look like an accident

[Brother Gonzalez]

Trevor, we know your people can run fast, but it is the only thing they can do. Like your friend Usain Bolt, you practice from children running away from the police (in Jamaica it seems that police officers are white, which I consider a great decision from the government)

And jump, you guys can jump very high. Did you consider to apply for a sports scholarships? Basketball is not what is used to be, and even french (!) people can beat the Americans in basketball now (THANKS OBAMA! You have destroyed everything!)


I mean, you are not going to be able to keep that scholarship just because you are race impaired. Obama is not the president anymore and now if you want money, you are going to have to work for it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

Thank you Mayor and Pastor Ezekiel for your warm welcome. I have settled into my new rooms in student housing and the Catholic people here are very progressive and advanced for white people.

I expect to have no difficulties with my medical studies as I have been well prepared for advanced studies by the teachers at the Methodist School in Kingston which is my home.

I want to try surgery as soon as possible.
Jah Guide!
Trevor

I'm hoping you will "try surgery" on either Catholics or Jamaicans. We intelligent and important Protestant white people prefer high quality surgeons.

[BibleReader2231]

Are you really black? I have a hard time believing the word “black” and “work” go in the same sentence, let alone paragraph. Color me intrigued. Although, the medical field is useless given how anything can be healed by the power of prayer.

[I Man Rastafari]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

So you're a Rastafari? Perhaps you can explain something for me:

Given that Haile Selassie's life and death seem to have had very little effect on the course of history, how do you manage to cling to the idea he was Jesus come again?


Wouldn't you expect the second coming of Jesus to have made more of a lasting impact than to inspire a bunch of hippies to get dreadnaughts and smoke marijuana?

Jah Ras Tafari who was Haile Selassie is everliving. He resides in a monastery in Ethiopia though I was unable to go to see him when I was in the motherland.


In other news my request for transportation was turned down but one of the white girls who is one of my suite mates at Georgetown University has a nice Volvo car that was given to her by her father who is an old white man and probably a white nationalist and she is happy to drive me around and she has additional money for ganja as well.


I have joined the Student Committee to Drive Off Donald Trump and my first meeting with the group will be tonight at midnight in a secret location due to fears concerning white nationalist attacks. I will give a full report later or possibly tomorrow after class.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

I have joined the Student Committee to Drive Off Donald Trump and my first meeting with the group will be tonight at midnight in a secret location due to fears concerning white nationalist attacks.

That's rich. A bunch of muscled, surly negro thugs hiding for fear that white people will attack them? I think you've got that backwards, boy. Emmett Till, Trayvon Martin, Harambe, MLK, Michael Brown, murderous Bantu savages one and all who got what was coming to them, praise Jesus.


And FYI, I just put in a call to the D.C. Metro Police and the Pentagon warning them of a black terrorist conspiracy to assassinate Donald Trump. With all the marihuana smoke and Bob Marley music coming out of your hideout, it won't stay secret for long.

Enjoy Gitmo, sinner.

[Basilissa]

back to God's favorite forum, Trevor! When you stopped posting I simply assumed that our Godly President has revoked your student visa and sent you back to your sh**hole country of Africa. Everybody knows they have no cities and no electricity there, so that explained your silence.

As far as you engaging in surgeries at some point in the future, I don't mind at all. As a True Christian™, I know better than to trust physicians (remembering what happened to king Asa, 2 Chronicles 16:12-13). However, I have no objections for you butchering operating on bleeding heart liberals!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

Volvo

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[Johny Joe Hold]

I mon--I just thought of another opportunity for you. I would guess you could do well by returning to Jamaica and collecting recyclables. The pictures show a gold mine of trash spread out there ready for smart ambitious young men.

[I Man Rastafari]

I am very sorry but I have been some what delayed in my return to this forum by the great many responsibilities I have taken on. I have found that my practice of medicine will be somewhat slower in materializing than I had thought. First I must master something called Biology 101. However I am well into my studies and I expect to be a physician in no time at all.


The meeting of the Student Committee to Drive Off Donald Trump or SCDODT as we call it was a great success. First we had the report of the Gay and Lesbian Feminist Front Action Caucus which was very uplifting. They will be raising funds to attend the national conference on advancing feminism in transgender communities. A bake sale is to be held soon. Then the Confrontation Sub-Committee gave a report on their recent action against the local postmaster who had stopped to fill his car with gasoline at a gas station near the pizza restaurant where the sub-committee was meeting. The Finance Committee asked for donations to support the need for printing but sadly none were to be had.


I myself have been named to the Anti-Racism Committee and I will be working diligently in that area. Nothing was accomplished at the first meeting of my committee because one of the white girls had some very fine ganja and the meeting was recessed early.


That's all for now. Tomorrow I am going to a protest at the White House which is the home of Donald Trump but I am uncertain what we will be protesting. I will return to communicate with my Baptist friends again soon.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

A bake sale is to be held soon.

I'm not exactly sure what you mean by this? Reviewing your awards, and especially in light of paragraph 3's sentence beginning Nothing was accomplished, could it be that ambiguity is tripping off your tongue?

When addressing racism I had understood that actually distinguishing racial groups or identifying a person's race at all was the first hurdle to be overcome – according to the social justice agenda that is. Novel pronouns were concocted, nouns such as "person" employed beyond the scope of their originally intended meaning and so on. And while you haven't done this, neither have you cited Scripture to support your claims or your use of language?

Quoting sources and citing papers on the topic in hand is an important aspect of medical training. I hope this is helpful for you in your studies.