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Re: The "make it worse" game -
05-23-2009, 01:53 AM
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Regular Reagan eating your brain.
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EWWWWWWWW! How could you say such a thing about our saintly patron saint of brain-free governance?!
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05-23-2009, 02:14 AM
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Jesus nailing YOU to His cross!
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05-23-2009, 04:38 AM
Satan nailing you to the cross, if you know what I mean...
Broadway musicals
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05-23-2009, 07:56 AM
Broadway musicals starring Fran Drescher in the lead singing role
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05-23-2009, 11:08 AM
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It is impossible to make that worse.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
05-23-2009, 12:44 PM
You find out that the bear is an ex-member of the Village People!
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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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05-23-2009, 02:28 PM
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Snoopy Dogg snooping in places on you that where he isn't supposed to
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05-23-2009, 02:37 PM
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Snoopy Dogg snooping in places on you that where he isn't supposed to
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Small hybrid cars in liberal towns.
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05-23-2009, 03:26 PM
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Small hybrid cars in liberal towns.
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Bi-racial history month
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
05-23-2009, 07:27 PM
Heat.
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05-23-2009, 07:52 PM
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The only things worse than Nephilim are fallen angels that mate with human women.
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In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
05-23-2009, 08:44 PM
Claiming that science is anything more than fiction.
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05-23-2009, 10:56 PM
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The Lord of the Rings is Satanic Midget porn.
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05-23-2009, 11:02 PM
Presbyterians calling themselves Christians
Trees
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05-23-2009, 11:05 PM
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Trees
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Darwinists that say our ancestors used to swing from trees.
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05-23-2009, 11:42 PM
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The only things worse than Nephilim are fallen angels that mate with human women.
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Science Truth; which would be the greatest fiction anyway.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
05-24-2009, 12:28 AM
An African becoming President of the United States. Oh, wait...
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05-24-2009, 01:02 AM
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An African becoming President of the United States. Oh, wait...
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A sweet lady posting waaay too late and a man ungentlemanly pointing it out.
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05-24-2009, 01:11 AM
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A witch.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
05-24-2009, 01:16 AM
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A witch.
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A drunken negro in a white neighborhood.
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