[Ierofreak]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

You're obviously high on the drugs again. If you have your pictures anywhere on the internet for anyone to see, there is potential for someone to steal them. What makes you think we are more or less likely than random people who see your site?

Please stop the drugs!

but, but, but if I stop the drugs, I'll seize and go CRAZZZYY! I'm epileptic you know and I have anxiety disorder. Of corse that means I'm addicted to the drugs I have to take to stay alive!

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by Amberlilithway

You sir are sick! For you to have the NERVE of calling her a pornographer! YOU are the sick one, not her.

Why not go to the introduction forum and post an introduction thread. Tell us how you have failed to find Jesus and what satanic coven you attend.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Zerofreak

but, but, but if I stop the drugs, I'll seize and go CRAZZZYY! I'm epileptic you know and I have anxiety disorder. Of corse that means I'm addicted to the drugs I have to take to stay alive!

What sins did your parents commit for God to have afflicted you with the falling sickness? Do you have to wear a helmet?

[Ierofreak]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

What sins did your parents commit for God to have afflicted you with the falling sickness? Do you have to wear a helmet?

Hahhaa. No, I don't. Personally, I take my meds and be done with the day. I go day by day just like any other person.

[Amberlilithway]

As a criminology major, i'd like to point out the hacking that has just gone on my account as well as my friend's for changing our pictures, is very much ILLEGAL! Also, if you are going to charge people with infractions, do it if it makes sense. Like to the man who just insulted Zerofreak. Kay thanks.

Also that satanic coven i attend doesn't support Satan. If you realized what Wiccan is we are spiritualist. we believe in natural healing and that our soul becomes something else. We don't worship one God or Devil. Although my middle name is Lilith so I guess you might have something to say about that.

[Ierofreak]

Originally Posted by Tomas Torquemada

Why not go to the introduction forum and post an introduction thread. Tell us how you have failed to find Jesus and what satanic coven you attend.

Thank you I just did, go check it out!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Amberlilithway

As a criminology major, i'd like to point out the hacking that has just gone on my account as well as my friend's for changing our pictures, is very much ILLEGAL! Also, if you are going to charge people with infractions, do it if it makes sense. Like to the man who just insulted Zerofreak. Kay thanks.

Also that satanic coven i attend doesn't support Satan. If you realized what Wiccan is we are spiritualist. we believe in natural healing and that our soul becomes something else. We don't worship one God or Devil. Although my middle name is Lilith so I guess you might have something to say about that.

Dear, when you registered, you signed a legal contract in which you acknowledged the Terms of Service. Perhaps you forgot already. In part, you agreed to the following:

We invite you to join us with a sense of fellowship that you are among brothers and sisters who wish nothing more than to share the good news that Jesus Christ is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn't believe in Him, straight to Hell. If you are saved, please feel free to interact with us. If you are unsaved, please leave now. Sometimes the Devil and his minions creep into our message boards to try to slander us and mock us. Be warned that the messages you read here express the views of the author of the message, not the views of the Landover Baptist Church Community. Any user who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to contact us immediately by email. We will print the message out and pray over it. If Jesus tells us that it is offensive, we will use His holy power to remove it. We will make every effort to do so, within a reasonable time frame, if we determine that removal is necessary. You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this bulletin board to post any material which questions Landover Baptist Church beliefs, or questions the God given authority of Landover Baptist pastors and/or church members. We are here to root out evil, expose false religions, and fellowship under the protective umbrella of the largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever walk the earth - The Landover Baptist Church. Thank You, and you are welcome.

In response to your second paragraph, my question is, how does your soul "change"? What are the physical properties of this? Does it change molecularity? Are there chemical changes? What is the catalyst for this change? How does this work exactly and could a True Christian™ scientist repeat this process in his lab with some homeless volunteers?

[Ierofreak]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Dear, when you registered, you signed a legal contract in which you acknowledged the Terms of Service. Perhaps you forgot already. In part, you agreed to the following:




In response to your second paragraph, my question is, how does your soul "change"? What are the physical properties of this? Does it change molecularity? Are there chemical changes? What is the catalyst for this change? How does this work exactly and could a True Christian™ scientist repeat this process in his lab with some homeless volunteers?

So far all I see from your "church" is people who love to judge and who twist words and even do illegal things.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Zerofreak

So far all I see from your "church" is people who love to judge and who twist words and even do illegal things.

A.) This isn't a church. It is an online forum.

B.) Judgement is a command from the LORD. It's nothing personal, and you will thank us if you head our warnings.

C.) You agreed to the Terms of Service when registering. If you don't care for the way we do things here, you are invited to click the little red X at the upper right hand corner of your computer screen. That will solve that one problem at least.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Zerofreak

So far all I see from your "church" is people who love to judge and who twist words and even do illegal things.

I do love to judge! Jesus told me to:

(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."



Please tell me where someone has done something illegal, and I will take care of it.



YiC,

Zech

[Ierofreak]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

I do love to judge! Jesus told me to:

(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."



Please tell me where someone has done something illegal, and I will take care of it.



YiC,

Zech

Every time you change our signature and our avatars, that's what's being done that illegal.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Zerofreak

Every time you change our signature and our avatars, that's what's being done that illegal.

Please link to the exact federal statute.

[Ierofreak]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

I do love to judge! Jesus told me to:

(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."



Please tell me where someone has done something illegal, and I will take care of it.



YiC,

Zech

Hey! I love chick-fa-le food, can i have an award for that since theyre so christian?!

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by Amberlilithway

Although my middle name is Lilith so I guess you might have something to say about that.

Why should anyone care that your middle name is that of a mythical figure from Jooish mythology. The only possible mention of this in th KJV 1611 is Isaiah 34:14:

The wilde beasts of the desert shall also meete with the wilde beasts of the Iland and the satyre shall cry to his felow, the shrichowle also shall rest there, & finde for her selfe a place of rest.

Genesis of course mentions Adam and Eve, but -- please note -- doesn't mention Lilith. The idea of Lilith as a "prior first woman" before Eve arises much later. Probably written around 540 BC; it's a description of desolation, jackals and ravens among nettles and briers, etc.: "Goat demons shall greet each other; there too the lilith will repose." Most of the other creatures referenced in this poetry cannot be positively identified. But presumably Isaiah meant some sort of demon.

[Amberlilithway]

Originally Posted by Tomas Torquemada

Why should anyone care that your middle name is that of a mythical figure from Jooish mythology. The only possible mention of this in th KJV 1611 is Isaiah 34:14:

The wilde beasts of the desert shall also meete with the wilde beasts of the Iland and the satyre shall cry to his felow, the shrichowle also shall rest there, & finde for her selfe a place of rest.

Genesis of course mentions Adam and Eve, but -- please note -- doesn't mention Lilith. The idea of Lilith as a "prior first woman" before Eve arises much later. Probably written around 540 BC; it's a description of desolation, jackals and ravens among nettles and briers, etc.: "Goat demons shall greet each other; there too the lilith will repose." Most of the other creatures referenced in this poetry cannot be positively identified. But presumably Isaiah meant some sort of demon.

Im sure he was quite right in meaning some sort of demon. She is the mother of all demons. I'm proud of my middle name.

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by Amberlilithway

Im sure he was quite right in meaning some sort of demon. She is the mother of all demons. I'm proud of my middle name.

I wouldn't be if I was you.

Are you any of the following:
a. An eater of babies?
b. A succubus that tries to give pure men wet dreams?
c. The wife of death?

Answer yes to any of the above and I think you just might go to hell.

[John North]

Originally Posted by Zerofreak

but, but, but if I stop the drugs, I'll seize and go CRAZZZYY! I'm epileptic you know and I have anxiety disorder. Of corse that means I'm addicted to the drugs I have to take to stay alive!

Ridiculous statement. As if epilepsy ever killed someone. According to my experience, people having so called epileptic seizures are only faking it to get attention. Where I come from, when people begin to have spasm and drool, we put a wallet in their mouth and give them a punch in the face. It works every time. Your epilepsy is just a poor excuse to get high on drugs and party.

You do have some serious problems even if you’re unable to see them. The only thing that can make it go away is repent and salvation. So pick up the Bible and start reading. For every retarded word you write, you’re losing time.

[Ierofreak]

Originally Posted by John North

Ridiculous statement. As if epilepsy ever killed someone. According to my experience, people having so called epileptic seizures are only faking it to get attention. Where I come from, when people begin to have spasm and drool, we put a wallet in their mouth and give them a punch in the face. It works every time. Your epilepsy is just a poor excuse to get high on drugs and party.

You do have some serious problems even if you’re unable to see them. The only thing that can make it go away is repent and salvation. So pick up the Bible and start reading. For every retarded word you write, you’re losing time.

"In YOUR experience" sums up the whole argument you have. According to YOU. Not facts, Personally I hate the feeling of getting high and I have no where to party. Sorry o make your argument invalid. Thank you for the laughs you guys, so much. You've made my last two days hilarious.

[lieing52]

I actually cannot believe this thread.

I'm a Catholic and even I'm aware that in the Bible it says "Do not judge, or you too will be judged" [Matthew 7:1].
Bearing this in mind, should all of you really be making so many critical assumptions about people you've never met, calling them a 'whiny Emo whore' or a 'Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!' ?

Jesus never used language like that in the Bible and I'm sure he never did so in real-life either. It is a fact that verbally abusing people is not a way to get them to even consider your opinion, let alone change their minds towards it.

When Jesus was on earth he spent all his time helping social-outcasts like the diseased, the poor and prostitutes like St Mary Magdalen. If you lot want to be like him, why don't you start by being nice to today's social-outcasts; the 'Emo' community, because if they are as you say, 'whores', they would be just the people Jesus would be trying to get to know and help if he were here today. Therefore be nice and polite to them.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, I can't wait to see what special nick-name you give me...

Li

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[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by liwing52

I actually cannot believe this thread.

I'm a Catholic and even I'm aware that in the Bible it says "Do not judge, or you too will be judged" [Matthew 7:1].
Bearing this in mind, should all of you really be making so many critical assumptions about people you've never met, calling them a 'whiny Emo whore' or a 'Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!' ?

Jesus never used language like that in the Bible and I'm sure he never did so in real-life either. It is a fact that verbally abusing people is not a way to get them to even consider your opinion, let alone change their minds towards it.

When Jesus was on earth he spent all his time helping social-outcasts like the diseased, the poor and prostitutes like St Mary Magdalen. If you lot want to be like him, why don't you start by being nice to today's social-outcasts; the 'Emo' community, because if they are as you say, 'whores', they would be just the people Jesus would be trying to get to know and help if he were here today. Therefore be nice and polite to them.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, I can't wait to see what special nick-name you give me...

Li

*** papist clap-trap deleted ***

Please show me in the KJV Bible where Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.

Book, chapter, verse.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth