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flag The Trump - Putin Ticket: It's Official! - 01-22-2016, 09:53 AM

Brethren,

God is our Supreme Leader. Jesus is our Great King. We cannot vote about the content of the Bible, nor about this Celestial Hierarchy.

We are here to obey Jesus and to command those that are beneath us, the sinners, the sodomistic scum, the lesser sexes, the populations punished for the sins of their fathers (Genesis 9:26-27; Deuteronomy 23:2). The current system of leadership chosen by the electorate has perhaps been an unnecessary interlude between the Reign of God and the soon-to-be-realized Reign of Jesus Christ (Revelation 22:7). They will decide for us and their decisions will be mediated to us by Bible-believing leaders.

The Donald.

Mr. Putin.


It's official now. These two great world leaders are going to combine their forces for the 2016 elections. The minor obstacles of constitution, etc., can be overcome easily as the support for this ticket is not only political, it is Spiritual. It is what God wants.



Some of you may be a little uneasy with the word "tyranny". You need not be! It is just another indication of the Biblical background of this initiative. Tyranny is in this case just a common word in the Vernacular of Jesus' days, koine Greek, τύραννος (týrannos) m (plural τύραννοι). It has the meaning of "absolute ruler (i.e., spoken of gods [in our case, God], kings)". It also works as an adjective meaning "kingly, royal, regal".

Can we say that Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin would fulfill the definitions of these words?! Let us see!

How does Mr. Putin see The Donald?
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"He is a bright and talented person without any doubt,”, adding that Trump is "an outstanding and talented personality."
- Russian President Vladimir Putin
How does The Donald see Mr. Putin?
Quote:
"It is always a great honor to be so nicely complimented by a man so highly respected within his own country and beyond."
- Donald Trump



  • Kingly? Check!
  • Royal? Check!
  • Regal? Check!
God is an absolute ruler. His Will is going to be best manifested on Earth through His representative The Donald, who will also have absolute power. We NEED a leader with absolute power. We NEED two τύραννοι, The Donald with Mr. Putin as his viceroy. This is the way power is executed in the Bible!

Exodus 15:6
Thy right hand, O LORD, is become glorious in power: thy right hand, O LORD, hath dashed in pieces the enemy.

The Donald can be God's right hand and destroy the enemies of God, unbelievers and especially sodomites! This means that the nests of fornication will be destroyed. Inhabitants of California, etc. Beware! The towns of San Francisco, the Silica Valleys and Los Angeles will be broken down!

2 Kings 23:7
And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Tyranny is a Good Thing! We have a precedent. It was a tyrant who allowed the Apostle to preach about Jesus Christ during the early days when Christians were persecuted almost as heavily as nowadays (Matthew 5:10). The Word of God found Sanctuary with a τύραννος.

Acts 19:9
But when divers were hardened, and believed not, but spake evil of that way before the multitude, he departed from them, and separated the disciples, disputing daily in the school of one Tyrannus.




This is official. This is going to happen. The last few days-months-years before the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) are going to be glorious with the Word of God in its Pure Form spreading to dozens of atheists and the Triumvirate of The Donald, Mr. Putin and Jesus punishing the unbelievers severely. I am sure that Mrs. Palin will eventually marry one of these men and a suitable True Christian™ spouse can be found for the other one, as well.







Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: The Trump - Putin Ticket: It's Official! - 01-23-2016, 04:09 AM

I'm so excited to see Mr. Trump as President Trump. My husband and I go knock on doors for Mr. Trump and it's amazing that my husband can convince even the most fluffy-bunny christian to vote for Mr. Trump. It's such a good thing he's leading the Republican primaries. My husband watches Fox, and says that America is finally finding our way back to the Lord.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Mark Johnson


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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