Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Christian history forum
Reload this Page This Day in History: January 30th (Ghandi goes to Hell)
Christian history forum This forum is dedicated to the history of Christianity, and its impact on the history of the world.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Dennis Lukes's Avatar
Dennis Lukes Dennis Lukes is offline
Innkeeper for Christ
True Christian™

Friend of Jesus Protected by JESUS Wall of Jesus True Christian™ Christian Love Ex-Masturbator Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Inn Keeper for Christ Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars QAnon Storm Chaser TC Bravery Stamp of Approval Outreach preacher Wrath of God Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD Asked questions later Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 2,221
Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: Owning the Libs
Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dennis Lukes will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default This Day in History: January 30th (Ghandi goes to Hell) - 02-03-2019, 11:00 PM


1649 - King Charles I of England is beheaded. The Puritans who end up taking over are fairly Godly, and institute many faith-based laws, such as stict observance of the Sabbath (Exodus 20:8-11).



1835 - The first attempted assassination of a US President. Richard Lawrence tries to shoot our Godly President Andrew Jackson, but fails and gets his ass kicked by Jackson himself. Can you imagine a sissy like Barack Obama fighting off a gunman?



1908 - In a stunning example of the failure of the revolving door prison system, Indian thug and terrorist leader Mahatma Ghandi is released from a South African prison. The world will regret this bureaucratic lapse in judgment.



1925 - The Turkish government expels the Orthodox Patriarch Constantine VI from Istanbul. Though the icon-worshipping Slavs are hardly Christian by any Biblical definition, the Muslim sand people lump them into the same category as True Christian Baptists, so this was a direct attack on us.


1930 - Proving the evil of the atheist Soviet Union, the Politburo orders the extermination of the kulaks (i.e. the peasants who worked harder than the others, and thus were able to own a bit more property and food).



1933 - Adolf Hitler, the deeply flawed (artistic tendencies, vegetarian, Catholic-turned-neo-pagan, never fathered any sons) but ultimately well-meaning leader of the Nazi Party, is sworn in as the Chancellor of Germany. He proceeds to make Germany great again.



1941 - Dick Cheney, the future Vice President and de facto President of the United States (2001-2009), and one of the greatest men of the 21st century, is born.


1948 - Don't ever let anyone tell you Hindus aren't violent. Injun Chief Mahatma Ghandi is shot dead and cast into Hell (thus ending his reign of terror) by a Hindu assassin.


1956 - Well-meaning but misled white conservative Christian men bomb the "crib" of the negro supremacist Martin Luther King, Jr. He is too dull to take the hint, and continues with his uppity ways.


1968 - The Viet Cong launch the Tet Offensive. Their most successful campaign of the war, they are quickly beaten by our brave American boys (and a bunch of hippies and negroes who got drafted because they were too cowardly to join voluntarily).


2006 - Coretta Scott King, MLK's "bottom bitch," joins her worthless husband in Hell.


I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
dick cheney, hitler and gandhi, martin luther king, this day in history, vietnam war

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved