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flag The Ladies of LBC join the War on Sin! - 12-05-2015, 01:41 PM

Sinners! Take Heed!


Your room to maneuver is becoming narrower and narrower, as the Godly Sisters of the Landover Baptist Church join the men in the ultimate effort to get rid of the sins of sodomy and whoredom and the swarm of unbelievers!

Sister Mary is working in accordance to the Prophet!

Joel 3:10
Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong.




Sister Joanna is contributing to the War Effort by leading the Prayer Squads of America into Battle wherever there are sodomites, usurping women or papists!

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.




And this has been going on for decades. The late mother of Mr. Russell Holbeck, Mrs. Rosalind Holbeck, led the troops of LBC in the War against Whoredom during the WWII skirmish! We are seeing the results of this magnificent effort every time we see a boy or a girl looking up to the sky, to Heaven, and asking Jesus for forgiveness.

Jeremiah 13:27
I have seen thine adulteries, and thy neighings, the lewdness of thy whoredom, and thine abominations on the hills in the fields. Woe unto thee, O Jerusalem! wilt thou not be made clean? when shall it once be?





We invite everyone to join the LBC Ladies in the War Effort for our Pastors, men and Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Thumbs up Re: The Ladies of LBC join the War on Sin! - 12-09-2015, 02:39 AM

Thank GOD! It's about time the girls were put to work on the front lines! It's very hard having to man-handle all of this sin with just the boys! It's VERY hard!


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Question Re: The Ladies of LBC join the War on Sin! - 12-19-2015, 09:31 AM

I'm an atheist, and I have a question. Why do you think that everything that does not correspond to your Bible is automatically wrong?
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Default Re: The Ladies of LBC join the War on Sin! - 12-19-2015, 09:42 AM

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I'm an atheist, and I have a question. Why do you think that everything that does not correspond to your Bible is automatically wrong?
Because the Bible says it's right.

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John 10:35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken.

John 17:17 17 Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth.
Therefore everything that doesn't correspond to the Bible is automatically wrong.
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I'm an atheist, and I have a question. Why do you think that everything that does not correspond to your Bible is automatically wrong?
Sweet child,

It is my pleasure to educate you. This is because Jesus has told us explicitely in His Great Work, the Bible, that He is the only way to Eternal Life!

Acts 4:10-12
Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.




Other things are wrong because they harm people by the highest degree imaginable! They cause Fall from Grace and Eternal Agony! Is there greater wrong than denying your fellow human beings the possibility of Salvation and Infinite Life in Heaven? Of course there isn't!




Yours in Christ,

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Question Re: The Ladies of LBC join the War on Sin! - 12-20-2015, 03:38 PM

Then, I have another question, from where do you know that everything in the Bible is the truth? Could you show me some proof?
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Then, I have another question, from where do you know that everything in the Bible is the truth? Could you show me some proof?







Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Then, I have another question, from where do you know that everything in the Bible is the truth? Could you show me some proof?
"Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth." John 17:17 I'm a lowly woman with a convoluted brain, but a Baptist man wrote this, so read it, it should help: http://www.av1611.org/kjv/knowkjv.html


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