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Angry Listen to the Radio, Burn in Hell! - 05-03-2011, 12:17 AM

Everyone on the radio is famous, right? They are on the radio after all. Well, everyone who is famous is an idol, by definition. Therefore listening to the radio and enjoying it is idolatry.

God forbids idolatry. Nothing is so clearly expressed in His Word, the KJV Bible, as this fact.

Genesis 35:2 (King James Version) 2Then Jacob said unto his household, and to all that were with him, Put away the strange gods that are among you, and be clean, and change your garments:


Exodus 20:3-5 (King James Version) 3Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


Exodus 20:23 (King James Version) 23Ye shall not make with me gods of silver, neither shall ye make unto you gods of gold.


Exodus 23:13 (King James Version) 13And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect: and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.


Leviticus 19:4 (King James Version) 4Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.


Leviticus 26:1 (King James Version) 1Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.


Deuteronomy 4:16 16Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,


Deuteronomy 4:19 19And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.


Deuteronomy 4:28 28And there ye shall serve gods, the work of men's hands, wood and stone, which neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.


Deuteronomy 27:15 (King James Version) 15Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen.


1 Samuel 15:23 (King James Version) 23For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.


2 Kings 18:4 (King James Version) 4He removed the high places, and brake the images, and cut down the groves, and brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made: for unto those days the children of Israel did burn incense to it: and he called it Nehushtan.


Psalm 115:4-5 (King James Version) 4Their idols are silver and gold, the work of men's hands. 5They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:


Isaiah 42:17 (King James Version) 17They shall be turned back, they shall be greatly ashamed, that trust in graven images, that say to the molten images, Ye are our gods.


Isaiah 45:20 (King James Version) 20Assemble yourselves and come; draw near together, ye that are escaped of the nations: they have no knowledge that set up the wood of their graven image, and pray unto a god that cannot save.


Jeremiah 19:4-5 (King James Version) 4Because they have forsaken me, and have estranged this place, and have burned incense in it unto other gods, whom neither they nor their fathers have known, nor the kings of Judah, and have filled this place with the blood of innocents; 5They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire for burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake it, neither came it into my mind:


Ezekiel 23:37 (King James Version) 37That they have committed adultery, and blood is in their hands, and with their idols have they committed adultery, and have also caused their sons, whom they bare unto me, to pass for them through the fire, to devour them.


Acts 17:29 (King James Version) 29Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man's device.


Romans 1:22-23 (King James Version) 22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.


Romans 1:25 (King James Version) 25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.


1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


1 Corinthians 8:1-13 (King James Version)1Now as touching things offered unto idols, we know that we all have knowledge. Knowledge puffeth up, but charity edifieth. 2And if any man think that he knoweth any thing, he knoweth nothing yet as he ought to know. 3But if any man love God, the same is known of him. 4As concerning therefore the eating of those things that are offered in sacrifice unto idols, we know that an idol is nothing in the world, and that there is none other God but one. 5For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be gods many, and lords many,) 6But to us there is but one God, the Father, of whom are all things, and we in him; and one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom are all things, and we by him. 7Howbeit there is not in every man that knowledge: for some with conscience of the idol unto this hour eat it as a thing offered unto an idol; and their conscience being weak is defiled. 8But meat commendeth us not to God: for neither, if we eat, are we the better; neither, if we eat not, are we the worse. 9But take heed lest by any means this liberty of yours become a stumblingblock to them that are weak. 10For if any man see thee which hast knowledge sit at meat in the idol's temple, shall not the conscience of him which is weak be emboldened to eat those things which are offered to idols; 11And through thy knowledge shall the weak brother perish, for whom Christ died? 12But when ye sin so against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, ye sin against Christ. 13Wherefore, if meat make my brother to offend, I will eat no flesh while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend.


1 Corinthians 10:7 (King James Version) 7Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.


1 Corinthians 10:14 (King James Version) 14Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry.


1 Corinthians 10:20 (King James Version) 20But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.


1 Corinthians 12:2 (King James Version) 2Ye know that ye were Gentiles, carried away unto these dumb idols, even as ye were led.


1 Peter 4:3 (King James Version) 3For the time past of our life may suffice us to have wrought the will of the Gentiles, when we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries:


1 John 5:21 (King James Version) 21Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen.


Revelation 2:14 (King James Version) 14But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication.


Revelation 2:20 (King James Version) 20Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.


Revelation 9:20 (King James Version) 20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:


Revelation 21:8 (King James Version) 8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.



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Default Re: Listen to the Radio, Burn in Hell! - 05-03-2011, 03:37 AM

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Everyone on the radio is famous, right? They are on the radio after all. Well, everyone who is famous is an idol, by definition. Therefore listening to the radio and enjoying it is idolatry.

God forbids idolatry. Nothing is so clearly expressed in His Word, the KJV Bible, as this fact.

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So by that test you yourself must be guilty of idolatry. Is not Zekie boy famous? Do you not enjoy listing to his sermons?

Are you going to take yourself away and stone yourself? I can get you some good rocks it you want me to, I don't mind I would be very happy to help you.


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So by that test you yourself must be guilty of idolatry. Is not Zekie boy famous? Do you not enjoy listing to his sermons?

Are you going to take yourself away and stone yourself? I can get you some good rocks it you want me to, I don't mind I would be very happy to help you.
Told you those greasy spaghetti worshipers were always looking for a reason to throw something.


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Told you those greasy spaghetti worshipers were always looking for a reason to throw something.
Oh I am not offering to throw the rocks for BB, I just offered to help him live by the rules he has chosen to follow. He will have to throw the rock at himself, I can't help with that part.


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Oh I am not offering to throw the rocks for BB, I just offered to help him live by the rules he has chosen to follow. He will have to throw the rock at himself, I can't help with that part.
Kind of tough to throw rocks at yourself. You could throw them up, but God throws them back. Unfortunately, he can dodge them. Anything else would be a sad attempt at self flagellation, and we know who does that.


Reminds me of a story about my son. One day I saw him outside throwing a ball up in the air and catching it. I offered to play catch with him, and he replied,

"No thanks dad. As much fun as it is to toss the ball around with you, I really like to play catch with Jesus."


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Kind of tough to throw rocks at yourself. You could throw them up, but God throws them back. Unfortunately, he can dodge them. Anything else would be a sad attempt at self flagellation, and we know who does that.


Reminds me of a story about my son. One day I saw him outside throwing a ball up in the air and catching it. I offered to play catch with him, and he replied,

"No thanks dad. As much fun as it is to toss the ball around with you, I really like to play catch with Jesus."
Well perhaps BB could gather together a group of people who have enjoyed Zekie boys sermons and they can form a circle and stone each other.


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Well perhaps BB could gather together a group of people who have enjoyed Zekie boys sermons and they can form a circle and stone each other.
It would create a paradoxical conundrum.

John 8:7 (King James Version)

7So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

Since so many True Christians are without sin, they would either all sit there waiting for the next guy, or all throw simultaneously. The effect would be similar to dividing by 0.


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So by that test you yourself must be guilty of idolatry. Is not Zekie boy famous? Do you not enjoy listing to his sermons?

Are you going to take yourself away and stone yourself? I can get you some good rocks it you want me to, I don't mind I would be very happy to help you.
I'm sure Pastor Ezekiel would thoroughly resent the implication that he is a false idol. I take deep offense on his behalf.

Pastor Ezekiel is nothing like Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, or Alice Cooper. He is a role model, not an idol. These are two completely different, and in fact mutually exclusive things.


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Default Re: Listen to the Radio, Burn in Hell! - 05-03-2011, 01:14 PM

does this mean I have to take back my digital radio? I've had it nearly 2 years and I'm sure I don't have the receipt anymore. Dixons are pretty good about returning stuff, but you definitely need the receipt. I took a food blender back after losing a finger in there, I said it was possessed and they swapped it for a goblin teasmade. But I still had the receipt, I'm sure of that.
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Default Re: Listen to the Radio, Burn in Hell! - 05-03-2011, 01:37 PM

Brother Billy Bob, while your scriptural support is quite compelling, I fear that I will continue to sin by keeping my radio near at hand and listening closely during my free time.

I keep the radio tuned to Radio Freehold and listen faithfully to its excellent lineup.

- Mayor Joe Hold's "Freehold Today" show keeps me up to speed on the activities at City Hall.

- Pastor Zeke's "Teen Hour" provides refreshing updates on his encounters with the younger set (even though the speech is sometimes muffled a bit - it's like the boys are trying to talk with something in their mouths)

- Brother James Hutchin's "Executive Skills Show" emphasizes employer/employee relations from the employer side.

- Brother Harold Porter's "Top Ten Hymns Show" can be quite toe-tapping.

- Sister Talitha's "Household Hints" helps me keep my single wide quite neat and tidy.



So you see, Brother, I find Radio Freehold to be indispensable.


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