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Rebuke Breakthrough in Science: Homosexuality IS Designed by Satan - 10-13-2015, 05:07 AM



Why are we concerned about the gay agenda? Because we are concerned about souls, Heaven and Hell. Because Jesus guides us to love and cherish those who are below us and still wallowing in the filth of rectal material.


1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,


We have known all along that homosexuality is a choice that has been made either by the repulsive sinner himself or by the forefathers and mothers of the preceding generations (Deuteronomy 23:2). While this is straightforward and easy to grasp, it has been most difficult for atheists to comprehend. Now a new study reveals that
  • Being a homosexual is NOT genetic
  • It is caused by more subtle modifications of the DNA at the level of regulation
  • It bears the signature of Satan
  • It is connected to the Obama campaign of polluting the nation with chemicals
  • There is a cure but the atheists community is trying to keep it hidden

The Science

In the new article by Ngun et al. (1) the scholars have investigated male twins. One of them was a Godly heterosexual, the other a corrupted gay man. This alone (twins have the same DNA) proves that homosexuality is not genetic. Instead, the scientists examined how the genes are regulated and a big surprise was waiting for them:
Quote:
Chemical modifications to DNA that change the activity of genes without changing the genes’ information differ between homosexual and heterosexual men, researchers from UCLA David Geffen School of Medicine have discovered. Results of the unpublished study on the link between these modifications, called epigenetic tags, and sexual orientation were presented October 8 at the annual meeting of the American Society of Human Genetics. Comparing one type of epigenetic tag known as DNA methylation in pairs of twins in which one brother is gay and the other straight revealed patterns that distinguish one group from the other about 67 percent of the time, computational geneticist Tuck Ngun and colleagues say.
This proves the first two points:
  • Homosexuality is NOT genetic. The information in the DNA remains the same.
  • This is more subtle. It is caused by methodism of the DNA, as stated in the quote above.
Satan as the Ultimate Cause

Please, look at more carefully at the quote. There we can see the suspicious figure "67". We can clearly see that this is an approximation. What is the most common fraction after 1/2 - you guessed it, 1/3! And how do we write 1/3 with decimals? 66.7! But - that is ALSO an approximation of 66.666666666666...!!

Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Point three proven:
  • The epigenetic signs are the handiwork of Satan. This is understandable. God would not produce imperfect genomes (or those that could become this imperfect because of genetic entropy) but Satan would if he could but he can't so he has to rely on small-scale tinkering of DNA regulation. This is devious but not surprising (2).

Satan can damage our DNA.



The Spread of the Epidemic

Again, let us look in more detail at the testimonial of the scientists quoted above. The ultimate cause of homosexuality is in the chemical modifications of DNA. Question: How can you modify genes with chemicals? The answer:

CHEMTRAILS

It is well-proven that the government has been using chemtrails for decades and that these chemtrails contain exactly the chemicals that cause homosexuality.
Quote:
...the government in cahoots with the NWO have begun using their Chemtrail delivery systems to spray us with homosexuality inducing chemtrails, consisting of a mixture of (RS)-1-(Benzo[d][1,3]dioxol-5-yl)-N-methylpropan-2-amine, sildenafil citrate, and dihydrogen monoxide, and having the characteristic rainbow sheen not seen in standard geo-engineering or mind control agent chemtrails.
In the new study (as we can see above), it was proven that homosexuality is caused by methylation. Here we can see that the government is polluting us with chemicals containing these methyls. Is 2+2=4? As it turns out, 2+2 actually IS 4. Case proven:
  • Chemtrails spread this invention of Satan. No-one is safe.

The Cure


To be honest, the cure is hidden only from the great majority of the nation but not from our minority of Moral Majority. The scientists are trying to be vague and still in desperation promote the gay agenda:
Quote:
Some are concerned that the research could be misinterpreted as one step in an effort to “cure” homosexuality. Nothing could be further from the researchers’ intentions, say Ngun and Eric Vilain, the geneticist who heads the research group. “None of us see homosexuality as a disorder or something to be fixed,” Ngun said. “We’re just interested in what makes us tick.”
Well, we can clearly see that it is the tallywhackers and colons that make them tick. But that is not the case for us. Jesus makes us tick! He gives us advice! (3)

Luke 21:11
And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.

This shows us that...
  • ...homosexuality is a pestilence coming as a sign from the skies!

Satan can make the spread of the contagion look beautiful and usurp God's promise of the rainbow (Genesis 9:13).


2 Peter 2:20
For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning.


This tells us that:
  • The pollutions of the world CAN BE overcome. But that is not enough. We must continue on the narrow path (Matthew 7:14) and follow the Instructions of Jesus!


The scientists must know of this. They are just trying to confound the ignorant masses of sinners. For the benefit of those without any literacy in Creation Science, I can now reveal the cure:


Psalms 91:10
There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.


Proverbs 12:21

There shall no evil happen to the just: but the wicked shall be filled with mischief.


The cure:
  • Choose Jesus and follow in His footsteps. Pray.
Nehemiah 1:11
O Lord, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be attentive to the prayer of thy servant, and to the prayer of thy servants, who desire to fear thy name: and prosper, I pray thee, thy servant this day, and grant him mercy in the sight of this man. For I was the king's cupbearer.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

FOOTNOTES
1. T.C. Ngun et al. A novel predictive model of sexual orientation using epigenetic markers. American Society of Human Genetics meeting, October 8, 2015.
2. In fact, we have seen the signature of Satan with the infinite number 66.66666666666 in homosexual biology also previously. It is always nice when new results prove the hypotheses of Creation Science and show that a) Creation Science is able to make testable predictions and b) these predictions are always correct.
3. The name of the other scientist is almost the same as a "villain". This cannot be a coincidence!


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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