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25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-15-2015, 04:24 AM
Praise Jesus! By this time tomorrow we should be 25,000 dotheaded demon worshipers fewer. Will someone please shout Glory!?
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25,000 Indian Farmers Are Threatening to Kill Themselves Tomorrow
Farmers in India are demanding compensation from their government for ruining their farmland — and they are putting their lives on the line.
Twenty-five thousand farmers signed a petition to India's President Pranab Mukherjee saying they will hang themselves on India's Independence Day — Saturday, August 15 — if the government does not meet their demands, reported the Times of India.
The farmers are from the rural district of Mathura and are protesting a bridge that the government constructed in 1998 and that submerged 700 acres of the farmers' land. The farmers are seeking eight billion rupees from the government in compensation.
The group is being represented by Bharatiya Kisan Sangh, a farmer's coalition.
The government promised it would address similar protests in February, Kunwar Nishad, a representative of Bharatiya Kisan Sangh, told the Times of India, "but the promise was never fulfilled."
"On the contrary, several protesters were falsely implicated for loot and dacoity," Nishad said. Dacoity is a Hindi term for banditry.
Mathura district officials responded to the suicide threat by agreeing to pay the farmers. "The state government is ready to pay four times extra compensation to the farmers," announced a district magistrate, according to International Business Times. "We have already submitted our files. The funds will be released soon."
Farmers killing themselves is a troublingly common issue in India. In 2012, 13,754 farmers committed suicide, representing 11 percent of all suicides,the government reported. In 2015 so far, 1,300 farmers have committed suicide in the Maharashtra state alone, according to the Times of India.
There are multiple reasons to explain this suicide trend, in particular the financial pressure farmers often face from high debts, according to al-Jazeera. This past spring, thousands of people gathered in the capital of New Delhi to protest a controversial land reform bill that seeks to ease land purchasing for larger corporations. Critics of the proposed law, which was put forth by Prime Minister Narendra Modi's party, the Bharatiya Janata party, say that it would allow bigger companies to acquire land at the expense of poor farmers and push them further into debt.
Farmers in India are also particularly vulnerable to bad weather and heavy rains, which can destroy crops and ruin their only source of income. Less than 20 percent of farmers are insured, according to India's Chamber of Commerce.
In April, a farmer publicly hung himself at a protest against the land reform bill, after heavy rains destroyed his crops and left him in financial ruin. "I was driven out of my home after my crops were destroyed [by bad weather]. Please tell me how I go home," he wrote in his suicide note.
Almost 60 percent of rural households in India rely on the agriculture sector, yet it only makes up 16 percent of the country's total GDP. Rural wage growth is at its lowest in 10 years, according to India's Labor Bureau, and unseasonably strong rains this past spring destroyed many crops in northern and western portions of India.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-15-2015, 09:22 AM
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…The farmers are seeking eight billion rupees from the government in compensation…
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I forget - isn't 8 billion rupees about $1.29?
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-15-2015, 10:51 AM
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I forget - isn't 8 billion rupees about $1.29?
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Is that $1.29 each or between them? Because if it's each, that's over $30,000 and I can see why the government isn't prepared to pay. And I think the stupid farmers are confusing the government with someone who cares.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-15-2015, 03:53 PM
In the good old days under President Bush, America would have taken the lead and pre-emptively liberated these Indian farmers from their oppressive government, just like how we liberated the Iraqis from their socialist nightmare by killing left-ist sympathizer Bin Laden. Your welcome Muslims.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-15-2015, 06:31 PM
Even if they did this once a week it would take forever for them all to kill themselves.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-15-2015, 08:42 PM
Hmm... now would probably be a good time to invest in rope stocks!
And do you guys know which company makes body bags in India???
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-15-2015, 10:45 PM
Well, the day has dawned and I have not seen any headlines come across my newsfeed announcing even one suicide from the cow worshipers.
Injuns are always unreliable and notorious liars. Most likely they all got drunk and forgot about their promise.
I believe tomorrow's sermon is going to be entitled "The Disappointment of the Dark Races."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-16-2015, 01:08 AM
Yes Pastor, you have hit the nail right on the head. I was very suspicious when those Induns promised to hang themselves. I said to my self, I said "Self, those Induns will never hang themselves" and they didn't. These people can't even haul off the wrecked cars they have in the front yard and they want us to believe they are energetic enough to hang themselves.
Most of the Induns I have seen are principally interested in finding whiskey, beer and large cigarette butts, in that order. The functional alcoholics among them set up gambling casinos to scalp White men, that method having proven more effective than the previous method of ambuscade. They worship idols and stars, mostly, though many are Jehovah's Witnesses.
One tribe I have heard of, the Patel tribe, has become primarily engineers. They have eschewed their former eagle feathers and war paint for pocket protectors and calculators. They are said to be numerous, though I don't think I have seen any of them.
The Induns are all wicked people and servants of the Devil. They won't be so smug once they are called before the Lord for that final interview.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-16-2015, 04:18 AM
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Hmm... now would probably be a good time to invest in rope stocks!
And do you guys know which company makes body bags in India???
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There are no body bags in India son, the dots just dump their corpses into the "holy" Ganges river.
In some ways the hindaloos are worse than the mooselimbs.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-17-2015, 01:49 AM
If that is what they do with their own, I would hate to see where they put the bodies of Christians.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-17-2015, 06:43 AM
That red dot on their foreheads is but a foreshadowing of the red dot of Jesus' laser sight finding it's mark come the final battle of Armageddon.Revelation 19:11*
Maybe not so coincidentally, I believe the Colt® Model 1911* will be Jesus' weapon of choice for dispatching those Godless curs:
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-19-2015, 09:11 PM
25,000 dots, isn't that like a single busload? That is not enough to fill the reception area at the HP call center.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-20-2015, 01:37 AM
Did our resident dothead Hashish Shawshank, or whatever her name is, off herself along with the rest of them? Or was it all just empty promises?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-20-2015, 04:00 AM
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Did our resident dothead Hashish Shawshank, or whatever her name is, off herself along with the rest of them? Or was it all just empty promises?
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Sadly, she yet lives. She was still on the forums spitting in Baby Jesus' face just last night.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-26-2015, 02:06 AM
Did they do it?
And if they did, do we have photos?
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-26-2015, 03:38 AM
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Did they do it?
And if they did, do we have photos?
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Of course not. As with all smelly foreign savages, they all lie.
On the plus side, there are always a never-ending stream of busloads of dotheads plunging off mountainsides.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-26-2015, 06:31 AM
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Did our resident dothead Hashish Shawshank, or whatever her name is, off herself along with the rest of them? Or was it all just empty promises?
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Maybe we should suggest it to her. She answers everything with "Yes! Yes!"
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-26-2015, 10:02 AM
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Donald Trump is right - send them all home. But whatever we do, make sure they don't get drivers licenses.
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-27-2015, 01:24 AM
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Thats great!
Obviously the lords punishment for not living up to their promise!
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 08-27-2015 at 02:06 AM.
Reason: Fixed the quoting, you're welcome
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Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise! -
08-27-2015, 10:59 PM
They have moved over here to Australia and are driving taxis...
Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
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