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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-15-2008, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
And meat pies are just plain wrong.
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Gotta disagree with you there, Zeke. A hot crawfish pie and a cold beer go very well together.
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03-15-2008, 01:26 AM
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Gotta disagree with you there, Zeke. A hot crawfish pie and a cold beer go very well together.
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You eat creek cockroaches in a pie?
That is just disgusting. You witches have no shame.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-15-2008, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You eat creek cockroaches in a pie?
That is just disgusting. You witches have no shame.
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A crawfish is a small crustacean... Not a cockroach. They're more similar to Lobsters, then they are cockroaches.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-15-2008, 01:52 AM
Apple pie for me as well. With vanilla ice cream.
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03-15-2008, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Maybe some mod wants to substitute their favorite pies for 'banana cream' and 'black bean'? Those haven't been popular choices so far, and likely are the cause of the frustration over the composition of the poll.
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Did I not say I prefer banana cream? Against my own better judgement, I went ahead and voted anyway before the best choice is removed.
And don't get me started on the lack of huckleberry.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-15-2008, 08:00 AM
My mother-in-law bakes the pies in our household. She makes me proud. She makes a mean cherry.
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03-17-2008, 08:44 AM
I don't like pie, okay, and I am an American all the way..I speak American.
Why do people like to eat the crust??
The filling is the best and I am not talking about eggs whipped to even a rooster could not recogonize his kids.
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03-17-2008, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Seeker
I don't like pie, okay, and I am an American all the way..I speak American.
Why do people like to eat the crust??
The filling is the best and I am not talking about eggs whipped to even a rooster could not recogonize his kids.
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The crust is the best part. The filling is just runny jam without a flaky crust to counterbalance the sweetness of the fruit filling.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-17-2008, 08:58 AM
Apple pie without doubt. When I was still a sinner, I used to put some ice cream and Calvados on it, and then pretended the ice cream was burning in hell.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-18-2008, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The crust is the best part. The filling is just runny jam without a flaky crust to counterbalance the sweetness of the fruit filling.
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Note: flaky crust is good, flaky crusties are bad. Jesus and I don't like flaky crusties one little bit.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-19-2008, 12:27 PM
I just had a slice of a delicious strawberry-rhubarb pie that Sister Thumper brought over. I highly recommend that one!
That girl can whip up a pie, I'll tell you what.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-19-2008, 11:33 PM
I'm going to vote twice because I like apple and blackberry pie (i.e. both together in the same pie). It's got to be Bramley apples though and the blackberries have to be just a touch tart. The taste of Autumn (=Fall in American)
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-20-2008, 12:40 AM
Brother Ezekiel, you voted twice? I tried and couldn't. Hmmm...
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-20-2008, 12:54 AM
I think he meant he would vote for more than one pie type. It's a multiple choice poll.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-20-2008, 06:20 AM
Yes, but when I come to this thread, it says, "You have already voted on this poll." In a snotty little voice that makes me want to put my fist through the screen.
Unless it's one of those occasional voices that only I seem to hear, in which case please disregard the second sentence of this post.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-20-2008, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
A crawfish is a small crustacean... Not a cockroach. They're more similar to Lobsters, then they are cockroaches.
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Cockroaches, crawfish, shrimp, and lobsters are all arthropods.
If you want to eat big bugs, be my guest.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
03-20-2008, 07:02 AM
There are plenty of big bugs here in Australia to eat.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
04-11-2008, 08:30 PM
Happy pie day again, everybody. Let's enjoy some pizza pie this time!
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Re: Happy pie day! -
04-12-2008, 04:40 AM
Be watchful, Brothers and Sisters. This is the demonic face of evil:
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: Happy pie day! -
04-12-2008, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Happy pie day again, everybody. Let's enjoy some pizza pie this time!
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I'm highly suspicious of that last one. Yes, Godly American pizza pie is fine and dandy, but anything associated with Italians is highly suspicious. That wop looks like he's about to invite a Catholic schoolboy round to his house for a game of Super Mario Gaylaxatives and then slide his fingers down the poor little fellow's tallywhacker. Maybe the Democratic National Congress thinks that's "cool" and "funky", but I most certainly do not.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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