[Lisa H]

Originally Posted by Mysticality

To start off...

This is not a homer dating website. Give up your homer loving ways.

[queer abo]

Originally Posted by Lisa H

This is not a homer dating website. Give up your homer loving ways.

Homer?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Mysticality

There is nothing wrong with Canada.

Of course you wouldn't think so! You're Australien! That would be like a Belgian thinking there's nothing wrong with the Dutch, because to be Dutch would be a step up for the Belgian, and the Dutch are horrible, horrible people.

[Lisa H]

Originally Posted by Mysticality

Homer?

No one wants to hear about you homosexual activities in oxford street & kings cross.

[queer abo]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

Of course you wouldn't think so! You're Australien!

Or is it because AustraliAns enjoy a much higher quality of life than anyone else... Is it any wonder people always talk about our country with such pride and awe?... The only people who speak well of America are the hicks.

Originally Posted by Lisa H

No one wants to hear about you homosexual activities in oxford street & kings cross.

I'm sure you would love to. Homophobe. I'll come visit you. I'll gay up the place with my gay buttsecks.

(RE: I'm not actually gay, but I do support gay rights and think they have as much right as you or I to be happy. Imagine if you came out a lesbian and were hated for who you were... Without being able to change it. Hey? I've known people who have killed themselves over trying to be someone they're not... You. You, Lisa, and people like you, are the reason we can't have nice things.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by queer abo

Or is it because AustraliAns enjoy a much higher quality of life than anyone else... Is it any wonder people always talk about our country with such pride and awe?... The only people who speak well of America are the hicks.



I'm sure you would love to. Homophobe. I'll come visit you. I'll gay up the place with my gay buttsecks.

(RE: I'm not actually gay, but I do support gay rights and think they have as much right as you or I to be happy. Imagine if you came out a lesbian and were hated for who you were... Without being able to change it. Hey? I've known people who have killed themselves over trying to be someone they're not... You. You, Lisa, and people like you, are the reason we can't have nice things.)

Dear Godmocking Fool;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomised by koala bears to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[queer abo]

If it is really 'so good' in heaven, then why aren't we transported straight there?
'god'... If he/she is so 'all knowing' then why doesn't it distinguish between the right and wrongdoers and divide them equally?
Also, 'dear ignorant Amerifag', Koalas are not bears, nor do they engage in acts of buttsecks, much to your obvious disappointment.
I do not mock this 'god', I mock your biased, opinionated, hateful and scared ways. (Scared, not sacred.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by queer abo

If it is really 'so good' in heaven, then why aren't we transported straight there?
'god'... If he/she is so 'all knowing' then why doesn't it distinguish between the right and wrongdoers and divide them equally?
Also, 'dear ignorant Amerifag', Koalas are not bears, nor do they engage in acts of buttsecks, much to your obvious disappointment.
I do not mock this 'god', I mock your biased, opinionated, hateful and scared ways. (Scared, not sacred.)

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Lisa H]

Originally Posted by queer abo

Or is it because AustraliAns enjoy a much higher quality of life than anyone else... Is it any wonder people always talk about our country with such pride and awe?... The only people who speak well of America are the hicks.

I'm sure you would love to. Homophobe. I'll come visit you. I'll gay up the place with my gay buttsecks.

(RE: I'm not actually gay, but I do support gay rights and think they have as much right as you or I to be happy. Imagine if you came out a lesbian and were hated for who you were... Without being able to change it. Hey? I've known people who have killed themselves over trying to be someone they're not... You. You, Lisa, and people like you, are the reason we can't have nice things.)

You must be one those homers that march in Sydney every year. So you work as interior decorator.

[Sybilla the slut]

i was sent this link my a concerned friend and i thought i would post my views. i am a wiccan, yes all you american christians I AM A WITCH! what you gonna do burn me? about JB, yeah he may be gay but in Gods eyes he is still an innocent which means he will only go to purgatory, where then he can fix his previous wrongs and live without sin then go to heaven, oh snap! did a witch just pull one over on you! oh yeah... another thing, im a catholic born and raised, then i rebelled against my parents and became a wiccan, and i am also a lesbian, yeah i like licking out female genitalia.... i am quite happy with who i am and none of your bullshit christian nonsense is gonna change the world.... so what if i am a left-handed, whale saving, motorbike rididng lesbian? does that mean God hates me? well im sorry.... I WANNA GO TO HELL.... cause at least none of you piffleers will be there, and ill have fun.... yeah guess what!? Satan, or Luscifer... was once an angel... yeah like Gabriel and Michael, and all those other gay winged bastards, and he fell from grace.... in other words he got over God ruling like a king and made his own place, Hell.
personally i have nothing against God-lovers, but when you go on about all of this its just wrong. oh i had sex with a black woman! and ive even had a devils 3-way with 2 black men! does that mean im gonna go to hell? cause i see black people as beautiful? i love the way my pale almost translucent white skin glows next to the golden blackness of theirs....
all you hill-billies with your racism and hate are gonna go to Hell to.... God aint gonna save your asses... i swear, on this day, i will find you in Hell, and i will make your after-life miserable. cause seeing as im a witch and all, im quite obviously gonna be Satans favourite... which means... watch out, im coming for you

[queer abo]

"you realise that by what the bible says "christ took up our sin, and freed us from sin" that effectively means that we can do whatever the piffle we want, and still get into heaven, cos jesus takes all the sin, regardless of wether we believe or not (god of infinite compassion and mercy ect)"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by queer abo

"you realise that by what the bible says "christ took up our sin, and freed us from sin" that effectively means that we can do whatever the piffle we want, and still get into heaven, cos jesus takes all the sin, regardless of wether we believe or not (god of infinite compassion and mercy ect)"

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[queer abo]

The war is over. I can't be bothered arguing with a bible-bashing-christ-loving-modfag like this one. You can't just change someone's Forum tag, their sig and their posts. It defeats all purpose having a forum in the first place.

Tschüss.

[Sybilla the slut]

love it! jesus will take it all and i will be saved in Heavens light

[Sybilla the slut]

thou shalt not suffer a witch to live? KILL ME THEN YOU GAY FAGGOT DICK SUCKING BIBLE BASHING HOONS 666 is my mark!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Sybilla the slut

thou shalt not suffer a witch to live? KILL ME THEN YOU GAY FAGGOT DICK SUCKING BIBLE BASHING HOONS 666 is my mark!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[Sybilla the slut]

im sorry pastor, my mother is a demon from hell, seeing as im the spawn of satan and all... i betcha you'd love to kiss my mouth? temptation is too much sometimes...

[TravisDK]

Errrmmmm...

Back to the original subject of this thread. I'm sorry if this has already been answered elsewhere, but...

Why on earth is that Bieber girl wearing that strange looking helmet?

[DoktorShezmu]

Christ-grinders. Your all talk, and all stupidity.

I am the prophet of the true gods, i am the pure flame that burns, I am Osiris son, I am the finite space, I am the most conquering one.

If i may take a passage from my High Priest, Glen Benton, he wishes to inform you.

'f**k his, commandments, and prophet's left stranded to die,
Not in my heart or my soul as I go through this life,
Good book of bullshit lay dirty with vengeance and lies,
Go f**k your Jesus and get- the- f**k out my sight.
f**k Your God, Holy mother for the whore she is,
f**k your God, bible thumper preaching threats from hymn,
f**k your god, his revival and the holy Ghost' - f**K your god, Deicide

The priests of Sodom shall grind upon your staff and pull the blade to your throat, they shall cut your neck and watch the dirty impure Christian blood flow from your neck.

I can only hope, that you truly see the real gods, Satan, Odin and Thor worship the true gods, they does not care if you have sex without marriage, they does not care if you murder or sin. THEY allows you to live a life your so called god did not allow.

I hope that one day, you truly embrace Satan, Odin and Thor into your life. For they are the real gods. Not your false holy spirit, not your false book of lies and bullshit. I truly hope that all you Christians are driven into the ground with the mightiest of blades, and that your body shall be cut into half, and that you may see your so called god, and see what a liars and a false idol he truly is

Ps. Censorship is for cocksuckers, please remove it, or Satan shall cast down the wrath of a thousand dying children upon you.

[Cranky Old Man]

Please get sober before you post here. Are you Irish?