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Default Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do. - 02-27-2021, 08:38 PM

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it's fine if your son is gay. if you can't accept that, then you shouldn't have children.
It is not fine if your son is gay. Clearest and easiest verse explaining this is Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13. If your son is gay then he’s an abomination and is doomed to spend eternity in HELL. There are several heavenly places that attempt to save children from this illness, however. Do you have a gay son? Let us know where he is located and an emergency religious response vehicle will be sent to his location at your expense and be taken for an evaluation and be properly detained for his conversion therapy. The same process applies if your daughter is a lesbo as well.

While you’re at it, why not make a post at the Introduction forum and tell us about yourself, your favorite Bible verse, and how you came to find Jesus? One should read the rules which are very clear that you are to do this first before posting elsewhere, or is it that you are an illiterate like a lot of the nigras back from where I once lived around?
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Default Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do. - 02-27-2021, 10:45 PM

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it's fine if your son is gay. if you can't accept that, then you shouldn't have children.
The Bible clearly and expressly condemns homosexuality. This website exists to promote the honest and thorough examination of the Bible.

If you don't want to follow the Bible, you are free to take your chances with God's Wrath. There are others who feel differently.

Rather than accepting a gay son, the wise and discerning True Christian™ fellow should ask whether the boy can be replaced. (If necessary, a second, younger wife may be required.)

Once a suitable replacement heir has been secured, it might be simpler and more cost effective to kill the wayward gay son. Conversion therapy can be expensive if it continues on for more than a few weeks. Dying from exposure during survival training meant to toughen up sissy boys is cheap and disposal of the body via the activities of carnivores spares the family so much trouble and grief.

And before any of those liberal woke cry babies can raise a stink, I would like to remind them that they are the ones who are always going on about the benefits of a "natural" lifestyle and how we need to work with and "respect" the environment. Honestly, I am pretty sure the environment has it in for the gays.


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Default Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do. - 02-28-2021, 12:08 AM

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it's fine if your son is gay.
You are a horrible human being. Next, you'll tell me "it's fine if your son is a raging alcoholic and a serial killer."


I mean, I know that "everything goes" for the liberal special snowflakes, but really, there have to be some boundaries or we'll all perish in chaos.
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Scared Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do. - 02-28-2021, 01:32 AM

All gays are sissies. An easy test to see if your son is queersexual is with the belt or crop. If he cries, he could be gay. But do not let that discourage you. A child can easily have the queer beaten out of him. You'll know when you have succeeded when the crying and whimpering stops.

It is important to do this when the child is young before homers are able to infect him with the disease.
My boys 'snap to' when the belt or crop is in my hand and then behave one hundred percent manly.
Show your son how much you care, no matter how disgusted you are. Remember, it hurts you more than it hurts him. Onward True Christian™ soldiers!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do. - 02-28-2021, 06:53 AM

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8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars.
Since OP there's been some major changes in automotive silent vehicles running on electricity. Looking around recently I've been accosted with offers of weird European models running on batteries. "It's the future!" they gush. "They're almost free to run!" which I doubt; if everyone bought one there'd soon be a new tax to replace revenue lost from other fuels.

Could a sudden interest in European (or worse, Chinese) electric cars either as toys or actual transport be something to look out for?

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Default Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do. - 10-25-2021, 09:58 PM

Friends,

I am quite confused by this thread?? Surely only gay parents produce gay kids??


I'm 100% sure of this FACT!


If you ever hear of a True Christian man who's had a little fag kid, most likely his good-little-wife is a bit too close to her 'best friend Patty', if you catch my drift. They are probably out [*** DISGUSTING POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY GODLY MODERATOR ***] when they should be in the kitchen cookin' a Godly meal for their Godly husband!


I also don't hold to this 'born gay' nonsense. Seriously, have you ever heard of a tiny baby trying to stick [*** INAPPROPRIATE, EXPLICIT COMMENT REMOVED BY GODLY MODERATOR ***]? Nope. That just don't happen, no matter what some homer sissy nancyboy tries to tell you!


Yes, there is something about us Godly parents that makes in nigh on impossible to produce a little queer kid! And if you consider yourself a True Christian, and your kids is 'born wrong', perhaps you should be asking your wife some difficult questions about 'her best friend Patty from prayer circle'.


Gayness (or the ability to be indoctrinated into Gayness) no doubt comes from atheists, God-mockers, the dim-witted, retardeds, false liberal sissy Christians, Canadians, and God hating Country's - like the French.


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Default Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do. - 11-09-2021, 06:22 PM

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