[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

I am settling into my new life here in Freehold, Iowa, along with my beautiful helpmate Vicky.

I'm already on the force here in the greater Freehold area. Enforcing God's law is much easier here, apparently the entire city is always on its toes because there are so many True Christians already living here. Unsaved folks are always ducking and crouching waiting for stones to come flying at them.

I've officially served two days on the force here and I've already written twelve speeding tickets. I'm not sure if they were technically speeding or not but as an Officer of the Law, I don't have to know something to be sure.

The boys on the force have already shown me all the best donut shops. Casey's has the best!

Vicky, if you're reading this, you need to start including a stop at Casey's convenience stores on your grocery shopping list.