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Real Life Harry Potter Wizard "Hogwart Academy" Opens -
03-05-2011, 01:36 AM
I'm sick and tired of all these people thinking that Harry Potter is just some fun, innocent book that kids and adults read for entertainment. "It's just a book! It doesn't make kids go out and become wizards" they claim. But, prudent True Christians™ know that J.Z. Rowling has written a veritable guide to witchcraft under the guise of a real book. The book Harry Potter is even the #1 best-selling book in the world, overtaking our own Godly King James Bible! The fight between Christians and witches/Satanists is down to the wire!
Now, a real life "Hogwart Academy" is opening up. It is founded by a Satanist who wants to spread Harry Potter witchcraft to innocent children. He even admits that Harry Potter type wizards are real and that the book is making kids interested in magic! Yes, testimony from the real-life Dumbledore himself that says Harry Potter is influencing kids to become real-life witches, wizards, warlocks, and Satanic high priests.
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This spells trouble! Real-life Dumbledore opens world's first wizard school
By Jeff Maysh
Last updated at 7:50 AM on 2nd March 2011
He is the real-life wizard headmaster giving Harry Potter’s Dumbledore a run for his money.
Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, 68, has dedicated his life to studying the Dark Arts - even doing the shopping in his wizard costume and wand.
Now the magic master has opened the world’s only registered wizard academy, the Grey School of Wizardry, as he prepares to make Hogwarts and the world of Harry Potter a reality.
'If you've ever read Harry Potter and wondered if wizards really do walk among us, perhaps behind a secret train platform, or in secret communities, I can tell you that we are absolutely real,' says Oberon, from Catoti, California.
Today, Oberon Zell-Ravenheart’s Grey School of Wizardry is the first wizard school to be officially recognized as an academic establishment.
Like Hogwarts, the Grey School teaches 16 departments, including Alchemy, Beastmastery, Horse-whispering, wand-making and spell casting.
Pupils who attend s unique ‘conclave’ magic schools are split into four ancient houses - Winds, Undines, Gnomes and Salamanders, and like Potter, students study a defence against the deadly Dark Arts.
'In the magic community I’m referred to as the real Dumbledore,' admits Oberon. 'But before Harry Potter, people just called me Merlin, or Gandalf.'
The former teacher and counselor was teaching spells to aspiring wizards long before JK Rowling even dreamed up Harry Potter.
Oberon rose to fame in the early 1980s as an eccentric who claimed to have created the world’s first unicorn.
Unbelievably, the self-proclaimed 'master of wizardry' created a single-horned creature, using minor surgery on a goat, that made front page news in America.
The creature later toured America with a famous circus. 'It’s every wizard’s dream to have a unicorn, and we achieved that,' says Oberon, who lives with his wife, Morning Glory, 63, a witch. In 1985, he organized a diving expedition in Australia and New Guinea to investigate the age-old mystery of the mermaid.
The Grey School boasts 735 students, of which Oberon claims 100 are under-18 ‘trainee Harry Potters.’ For now, it is an online college with regular physical wizard camps, where muggles can study seven years to graduate with a journeyman degree in Wizardry.
'It’s a serious qualification,' insists the wizard. 'We teach advanced ‘Mathemagicks’, Quantum entanglement, Cosmology & Metaphysics, Lore, Wortcunning [herbal medicine] and all the ancient sciences.' But remarkably, Oberon is bidding on a giant castle in St Helena, Montana, to run a full-time educational facility, just like Hogwarts.
'We hold regular conclave summer camps for young wizards, and we are soon hoping to achieve some graduates in our four-year Master’s degree in magic.'
Oberon is also a published author, having written many textbooks believed by the wizard community to be the ‘bibles of Wizardry.’
His recent books include, 'Grimoire for the Apprentice Wizard,' and the 'Companion for the Apprentice Wizard', while he publishes the first wizard magazine to reach a mass audience, called 'Green Egg.'
Oberon met his wife, Morning Glory, at a pagan festival in 1973, where he was a keynote speaker. They married less than a year later.
'She is my soulmate,' Oberon admits, 'We have everything in common. Wizards believe we are all made of the same matter, and I have never felt more connected to a human being than Morning Glory.'
It was a love story straight from Harry Potter, as the young wizard fell for his sweetheart as they learned witchcraft and wand skills. Together they founded the mystical Ecosophical Research Association in 1977, before creating a unicorn, called Bedevere, using minor surgery to the horn buds of a goat.
The animal has long since died, but Oberon keeps the remarkable skull as a prop, in his bizarre home just north of San Francisco.
There he lives with Morning Glory, and a small bearded dragon who lives on his shoulder all day. He drinks a herbal drink he calls a 'Pengalactic garglegaster'.
'Other so-called wizard schools are rip-offs and they don’t allow children,' says Oberon. 'I want to help the next breed of Harry Potters learn wizardry.' Membership is £18 and Oberon promises he can teach any student, old or young, the basics of Wizardry.
The seventh and final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 is in post-production and Internet hype has already whipped Potter fans into a frenzy.
Oberon says the Potter-buzz has increased enrolment in his school: 'Of course I love Harry Potter,' admits Oberon. 'He has increased the interest in wizardry 1000 fold, as if by magic.'
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Re: Real Life Harry Potter Wizard "Hogwart Academy" Opens -
03-05-2011, 08:17 PM
I have heard and seen alot of dumb things in our world. This have to top it off.
Its so dumb I don't even have words...
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Re: Real Life Harry Potter Wizard "Hogwart Academy" Opens -
03-06-2011, 12:08 AM
Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, that brings back some good memories. We used to be on friendly terms a few decades ago but that ended abruptly when I shot his so called unicorn . It's sad that he drags all those innocent children with him to Hell. Yet more victims of JK Rowling's brainwashing.
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Re: Real Life Harry Potter Wizard "Hogwart Academy" Opens -
03-06-2011, 12:12 AM
As horrible as this is, I can't help but think there's somewhat of a silver lining to all of this. At least they'll all be rounded up in one place for when we reinstate Biblical law.
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Exodus 22:18
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Re: Real Life Harry Potter Wizard "Hogwart Academy" Opens -
03-07-2011, 06:03 AM
I can just imagine how this works. "Come, little ones, and play with my 'magic wand' . . ."
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Real Life Harry Potter Wizard "Hogwart Academy" Opens -
03-15-2011, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
I'm sick and tired of all these people thinking that Harry Potter is just some fun, innocent book that kids and adults read for entertainment. "It's just a book! It doesn't make kids go out and become wizards" they claim. But, prudent True Christians™ know that J.Z. Rowling has written a veritable guide to witchcraft under the guise of a real book. The book Harry Potter is even the #1 best-selling book in the world, overtaking our own Godly King James Bible! The fight between Christians and witches/Satanists is down to the wire!
Now, a real life "Hogwart Academy" is opening up. It is founded by a Satanist who wants to spread Harry Potter witchcraft to innocent children. He even admits that Harry Potter type wizards are real and that the book is making kids interested in magic! Yes, testimony from the real-life Dumbledore himself that says Harry Potter is influencing kids to become real-life witches, wizards, warlocks, and Satanic high priests.
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Re: Real Life Harry Potter Wizard "Hogwart Academy" Opens -
12-07-2011, 04:36 AM
For once I agree with you guys... for the most part. In harry potter's defense the school was open before the books, but i dont really think that matters. In case anyone is wondering, yes they do charge tuition. I went on their website, but dont really want to pay for something so worthless.
@"Cranky Old Man" Did you really shoot the Unicorn? If so, nice job. The poor goat was suffering. It was good of you to end its life.
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