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Default Attention atheists, this one will hurt. - 11-12-2022, 08:07 PM

If God doesn't exist, how do atheists explain how no science books explicitly say "atheism is the truth"? This means that science isn't in line with atheism. So atheism must be false according to atheists' logic!

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Default Re: Attention atheists, this one will hurt. - 11-12-2022, 09:48 PM

Hmm, interesting point. I seem to recall having (unwillingly) taken certain courses such as chemistry, biology, and geometry in (secular) high school. Though propagandized with false doctrines and the implication that Christianity is a sham, I nevertheless can't recall an instance of a teacher explicitly saying "God does not exist" or "the Bible is untrue." None of these so-called "atheists" actually, legitimately, literally believes in their heart of hearts that God doesn't exist. Not Ricky Gervais, not Christopher Hitchens, not Richard Dawkins. They're just abominable sinners so unwilling to give up their reprobate lifestyles that they plug their ears and shut their eyes and make believe that God isn't real, and therefore neither is the eternal HELL they know awaits them. Atheism is a psychological coping mechanism.

It takes discipline and sacrifice to be a Christian, but atheists are lazy. They'd rather take drugs and have gay sex in this life, it's all about instant gratification with them. The only people who genuinely don't believe in God are the most horrid creatures, rocking back and forth in rubber rooms eating crayons and their own feces, incoherent brutes smacking their own heads and shrieking (Psalms 14:1). They are truly beyond our help, but the self-proclaimed "atheists" can be converted. Examples include C.S. Lewis, Whittaker Chambers, Kirk Cameron, and a number of users on this very forum.


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Default Re: Attention atheists, this one will hurt. - 11-12-2022, 10:06 PM

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If God doesn't exist, how do atheists explain how no science books explicitly say "atheism is the truth"? This means that science isn't in line with atheism. So atheism must be false according to atheists' logic!
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Default Re: Attention atheists, this one will hurt. - 11-13-2022, 03:18 PM

There are so many scientists who do not believe in their own religion, atheism, that they have a web site. There must be hundreds of them, including perhaps the most famous scientist of all, television's Dr. Oz, writer of the YOU series of books (You: The Owners Manual, You: The Owner's Manual for Teens, Yin Yang You: Biohacking with Ancient Codes, and others).

While albeit a Muslim, there are many examples of less well known scientists that were Christians: Galileo Galilei, Isaac Newton, Leonard Euler, James Maxwell, Louis Pasteur, Lord Kelvin, Georg Cantor, etc. I hesitate to put myself the list out of modesty despite possessing the highly rated doctorate degree like many of my scientific peers.

Now let's look at the contrary thesis (thanks Hegel, another Christian) - find a single Christian that believes in atheism. You can't. Check mate.


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Default Re: Attention atheists, this one will hurt. - 11-13-2022, 04:01 PM

Christians use a cause-and-effect practice that, unlike science, actually works. Atheists, for example, go to "cancer centers" in many large hospitals. Eventually, all of the patients die. Anyone can study this and see treatment at a cancer center does not work.

Christians have better proof. Rev. Robert Tilton, for example, exhorts his followers to send him money. People come on his TV show and tell of the success they had, the prosperity they experienced, after they had sent Robert all their money. That cause-and-effect evidence beats science and atheists every time.

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Default Re: Attention atheists, this one will hurt. - 11-13-2022, 06:29 PM

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If God doesn't exist, how do atheists explain how no science books explicitly say "atheism is the truth"? This means that science isn't in line with atheism. So atheism must be false according to atheists' logic!

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Jesus Re: Attention atheists, this one will hurt. - 11-13-2022, 08:02 PM

I am fairly well educated. I have always felt that anytime anyone feels strongly about something, either there is some truth to it or they are a blind eyed lunatic.
I do not have to see electricity at my home to know the pool pump runs , that my home theater audio is capable of bringing the Thunderous Voice® of Pastor Ezekiel Flint to life in my Man Cave©.
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I do not have to see God scooping up water to make it rain His Tears™.
I do not have to travel to the Ends of the Earth© to see the edges.

All these exist. And more. Faith in His Perfection™, that I know.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Attention atheists, this one will hurt. - 11-19-2022, 10:50 AM

Atheists, if you are reading this let me show you a little "science trick". Look down, you are wearing a pair of chinos that cost no more than $15, and your shirt was delivered by amazon prime. Your underwear and socks were bought for you by Mommy and the only expensive thing you wear, your shoes, were a Christmas gift from 3 years ago.


How did I know that? Because I've seen your kind a million times before, I know what you're about to say. So go back to reddit and updoot that grinning gaptooth hellbound urchin Richard Dorkins.


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