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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-03-2008, 10:58 PM
Tubeless tires.
It doesn't seem right that a tire with no tube holds air anyway.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-03-2008, 11:39 PM
Did anyone mention expansions teams? Whenever the NAACP squawks about jobs some podunk town gets a basketball franchise.
I doubt there were any nigras in Utah before the Jazz came to town.
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-04-2008, 03:29 AM
Shopping trolleys. I hate them, i wonder if the person who invented these things also had a natural habit of walking with a violent left swing in his walk.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-05-2008, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
Did anyone mention expansions teams? Whenever the NAACP squawks about jobs some podunk town gets a basketball franchise.
I doubt there were any nigras in Utah before the Jazz came to town.
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This is a good question. Was there even Jazz in Utah before 1979? I can only imagine that the Latter-Day Saints swing like a dead monkey.
Isaiah 45:6-7:
"...I am the LORD and there is none else. I form the light and create darkness. I make peace an create evil. I the LORD do all these things." (KJV)
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-05-2008, 07:22 PM
High definition televisions. I love Benny Hinn as much as anyone else, but nobody has to see him that clearly!
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-05-2008, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I love Benny Hinn as much as anyone else, but nobody has to see him that clearly!
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Sister, I nearly hurled when I saw Ted Haggard close up. Looked just like a coyote
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-06-2008, 12:13 AM
Satellite TV.
Satellites are a Communist invention and I will have no part in supporting the Reds.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-06-2008, 12:15 AM
The designated hitter rule. Purely satanic!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-06-2008, 12:17 AM
Good one. I hate that too.
Black basketball players. Where have all the Larry Byrds gone?
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-06-2008, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The designated hitter rule. Purely satanic!
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Or how about the dreadful interleague play? It's like the baseball equivalent of letting the races interbreed. We have separate leagues for a reason, you know.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-06-2008, 01:43 PM
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Dear Sister, how deelightful to have met another who is "into" the concept of year-round CHRISTMAS!
Not everyone here is, including some of our Pastors who should know better
Also, Sister Virginia Templeton and I are unRepentant "Christ-O-holics." You, too, perhaps?
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You do know that most so-called Christmas traditions are actually Pagan in origin, right? The decorated tree - Pagan. Mistletoe - Pagan. Wreaths - Pagan. Caroling - Pagan. Exchanging wrapped gifts - Pagan. The red/green color scheme - Pagan. Even the date was chosen to overlay the Pagan celebration of Yule - the winter solstice. Biblical historians say that if shepeherds were sleeping in the fields on the night Jesus was born, it would have been late spring or early summer, not the middle of winter.
If you want to celebrate a Biblical Christmas, then you need to go give birth in a barn.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-06-2008, 02:15 PM
Unburned witches. Can't stand them. Bring back the 1600s, that's what I always say.
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-06-2008, 05:00 PM
If you want to celebrate a Biblical Christmas, then you need to go give birth in a barn.
This is even far out for you, Dancer! You are saying that if a woman gives birth in a barn it's a reason to celebrate Christmas? Am I missing something here?
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-06-2008, 05:58 PM
Friendly Klingons. There ain't no such thing! And don't get me started on invisible stealth shields!
Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-07-2008, 12:59 AM
Virtual frogs in Biology classes. Why don't todays kids get elbow deep in amphibian muck like I had to? Whats the matter kids?
Chicken? Scared of a widdle bitty dead frog? Afraid you'll offend Mother Nature? You don't want to be CRUEL? Well TOO BAD!
Just cut the blasted thing open and identify the organs already! Get over it, it's just a frog. It's not like they feel anything after they are killed and packed in formaldehyde.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-07-2008, 01:31 AM
Papists puking up green beer and corned beef on March 17th. Enough already.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-07-2008, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
If you want to celebrate a Biblical Christmas, then you need to go give birth in a barn.
This is even far out for you, Dancer! You are saying that if a woman gives birth in a barn it's a reason to celebrate Christmas? Am I missing something here?
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I'm saying that the Biblical Christmas is all about a baby born in a barn - you guys hijacked the rest of it from the Pagans.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-07-2008, 02:03 AM
Pastors who bad mouth corned beef.
One of the two good things the mics packed over here , single malt being the other.
Dale, on the left coast for all the RIGHT reasons......
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-07-2008, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Dale
Pastors who bad mouth corned beef.
One of the two good things the mics packed over here , single malt being the other.
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Dale, you're an idiot. I referred to puking papists as something I don't like. Corned beef may be a fine meal if you are a penniless mary worshiping potato sucker, but a True Christian prefers a nice thick porterhouse.
And single malt whisky is from Scotland, not Ireland fyi. I know the mics and the scots are hard to distinguish, but the only contribution to the world of spirits eminating from Ireland is the foul and undrinkable poteen.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like -
03-07-2008, 02:48 AM
But alcohol is haraam.
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