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Default Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 02:09 PM

Hey everybody Obviously I'm new to this forum. Pastor Ezekiel refereed me to this part of the forum so I'm making my introduction.

I am an Atheist with very liberal leanings and always have been. I fully expect to be banned soon. However, I do find the basic idea behind a "God" and "Heaven" to be very alluring and am change my evil ways if I ever find a decent reason to believe in God.

I've gotta say though, isn't it the job of good Christians to do their best to convert the unsaved? How does insulting nonbelievers by labeling them as "trash" help this goal at all? I most certainly understand banning people for insulting forum members, but what if I were to try to have an honest debate about the existence of God? I'd be banned! How can you convert people who are TRYING to understand if you ban them?

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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 03:59 PM

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Hey everybody Obviously I'm new to this forum. Pastor Ezekiel refereed me to this part of the forum so I'm making my introduction.

I am an Atheist with very liberal leanings and always have been. I fully expect to be banned soon. However, I do find the basic idea behind a "God" and "Heaven" to be very alluring and am change my evil ways if I ever find a decent reason to believe in God.

I've gotta say though, isn't it the job of good Christians to do their best to convert the unsaved? How does insulting nonbelievers by labeling them as "trash" help this goal at all? I most certainly understand banning people for insulting forum members, but what if I were to try to have an honest debate about the existence of God? I'd be banned! How can you convert people who are TRYING to understand if you ban them?

I hope you're all doing well And I promise if the devil has possessed me he certainly hasn't done so with my consent or knowledge.
Well firstly this isn't a debate forum. You wouldn't walk into you local Church and start shouting about your disbelief so you must show respect here.

We do not reject atheists from the forum. As long as they know their place and stay civil. Unfortunately since they have no moral compass they soon start to show their real side. We then get blasphemy, abuse and potty mouthism. Then they get banned. As long as atheists are here to praise Jesus they are more than welcome.

Update, Just after I typed this I saw this message from an atheist who has decided to leave. He tried to argue with us but he lost on every level. In the end true to form he insulted us because he realised that we are superior to him both morally and intellectually. It's very sad really.

'I'm done here, im not wasting anymore time. piffle you. I hope your entire family get killed in a car accident. And then since there is no heaven, you will be in an eternal sleep and mankind will be so much better off. In fact, this goes for everyone on this website. Go kill yourself, I'm dead serious. Hey, maybe you can go to "heaven" early by killing yourself, wont that be so much fun?

You people are so piffleing stupid and uneducated I almost feel sorry for you. You post on this forum from your computers... wait let me guess "GAWD MADE COMEPUUTERS" right? And stop picketing at soldiers funerals you piffleing assholes, they died fighting while you sit on your dumb asses saying "OH JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS YOURE NOT GOING TO HEAVEN".
Frankly no one gives a piffle. You people stay in your hick county, and for the sake of mankind, never come out.'


He was so stupid he confused us with the liberal happy clappy Church Westboro.

YIC

Jack


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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 04:35 PM

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Why would you want to be banned from God's favorite internet chat room?


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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 04:57 PM

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Nonsense, we don't go around banning people willy-nilly - we're the friendliest people you'll ever meet online! As long as you don't start acting all nasty and such there will be no banning.

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I suggest you begin by acquiring a copy of the KJV Bible and reading it cover to cover. We're here to answer any questions you have.

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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 06:41 PM

But you are unsaved trash.

Don't tell me you are one of those people who thinks we should just tell people any old fluffy nonsense so they will claim to be Christian even though they are not and stop trying to be saved. That's despicable!



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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 06:49 PM

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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 06:52 PM

It's true that many people are banned, BUT if you can provide a single instance where that person didn't BLATANTLY violate one (or more) well-defined rules, I will gladly donate $1,000 to the anti-Jesus charity of your choice.

If you look around you will find many catlicks, pastafarians, joos, etc. How do they stay? They follow the rules. Plus, they are nice to have around to show the sharp disparity between good clean Christian folks and pathetic I'll-mannered satanists.

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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 07:35 PM

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But you are unsaved trash.

Don't tell me you are one of those people who thinks we should just tell people any old fluffy nonsense so they will claim to be Christian even though they are not and stop trying to be saved. That's despicable!
Agreed. Trash goes into a furnace. Jesus will throw the unsaved into a furnace so 'trash' is the correct word.


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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 08:53 PM

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How does insulting nonbelievers by labeling them as "trash" help this goal at all?
Think about what you are saying for a second. You want us to pretend that the people who burn in Hell for all eternity in infinite anguish without pause for the crime of doubt and respecting evidence are being unfairly treated by God in this regard? How dare you! That is blasphemy!


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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-05-2011, 11:59 PM

Wow. I am pleasantly surprised by that amount of friendly replies my introduction has received. I honestly expected to be banned when I logged on. Unfortunately there are too many replies and I won't be able to respond directly to each.

The most common response I seem to have gotten is that either I want you all to "pretend" to view the unsaved differently. This could not be farther from the truth. If you truly believe something, you MUST stand behind it completely. I also believe that if you believe in any religion, you do NOT get to pick and choose what rules suit you best.

If I were a believer I UNDOUBTEDLY would consider everybody in hell to be worth of at LEAST the word "trash". But as it stands right now I am still very much alive and NOT in hell which means that I still very well could end up being saved.

The whole reason I'm here in the first place is to understand. I openly admit that there are MANY things that I don't understand. But I do now understand that this isn't a debate forum and that as a non-believer I can't post outside the "introductions" thread. I have a KJV bible and have read various parts of it in the past. Even as an Atheist I feel it's important to own a bible. My question now to you all is where would a good place to "debate" (or really do anything besides just introduce myself) be?

To Jack O'fagan:

The Atheist you speak of is clearly an ignorant jerk. Wishing such horrible things upon ANYBODY is just mean. It may be that us Atheists are indeed the ones who are wrong, I'm willing to accept that possibility and challenge my beliefs. But not all of us are completely close minded. Please don't judge all of us based off a small handful.


Thank you again for the friendly responses.
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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-06-2011, 12:04 AM

All atheists are ignorant jerks. God hates them and so do we.
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Jesus has obviously called you here for a reason, and it isn't to spew hatred on His favorite forum. Why not read THIS thread for new posters and give Jesus a chance to wash you in His sweet, sweet blood?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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All atheists are ignorant jerks. God hates them and so do we.


Jesus has obviously called you here for a reason, and it isn't to spew hatred on His favorite forum. Why not read THIS thread for new posters and give Jesus a chance to wash you in His sweet, sweet blood?
I'm not spewing hatred and if I've been a jerk at all, then I am sorry. However, I cannot recall having insulted anyone.
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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-06-2011, 12:25 AM

Also, if God hates me and you hate me, why in the world would you ever want to help me by trying to save me? And for the record, despite the fact that you hate me, I don't hate you. I'm a bit miffed at you for hating me but you know what? I forgive you for hating me.

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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-06-2011, 12:34 AM

We dont ban people who wants to be banned, that would be like supporting them and satisfying their needs.
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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-06-2011, 12:38 AM

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We dont ban people who wants to be banned, that would be like supporting them and satisfying their needs.
Lol. But that would mean that anybody could come here and start bashing your religion. All they'd have to say is that they want to be banned and then you couldn't ban them.
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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-06-2011, 12:44 AM

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I'm not spewing hatred and if I've been a jerk at all, then I am sorry. However, I cannot recall having insulted anyone.
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Also, if God hates me and you hate me, why in the world would you ever want to help me by trying to save me? And for the record, despite the fact that you hate me, I don't hate you. I'm a bit miffed at you for hating me but you know what? I forgive you for hating me.
Being an atheist who rejects Jesus is hateful. Barging into God's favorite forum uninvited, unsaved and unwelcome is extremely hateful. We don't allow scum like you into our church, either. We know you are on the devil's business.

You see, the Holy Bible tells us to keep clear of unrepentant hatemongers like you.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-06-2011, 12:50 AM

I have absolutely no desire to be where I am unwanted. I apologize for the insult I have clearly placed upon you and I now take my leave.

Good bye and I honestly wish you all the best
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I have absolutely no desire to be where I am unwanted. I apologize for the insult I have clearly placed upon you and I now take my leave.

Good bye and I honestly wish you all the best
Enjoy hell.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-06-2011, 12:55 AM

I mean, I honestly came here to try and understand. I've been as friendly and accepting as I possibly can and yet one of the most active, if not THE most active Pastor absolutely hates me. I thought this was supposed to be "the friendliest board on the internet"? I've been nothing but friendly yet one of the most prominent members absolutely loathes me.

I am hurt.
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Default Re: Hello. I am "unsaved trash" - 11-06-2011, 12:58 AM

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I thought this was supposed to be "the friendliest board on the internet"?
Where does it say that?

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I am hurt.
Not as hurt as you're going to be when Jesus kills you and sends you down to hell, where you will be anally raped by every demon in hell while satan peels you like a grape. The pain will be unbearable, but it will continue forever and ever.

And Jesus and I will be up in Heaven laughing at you!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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