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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-28-2020, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
It looks as though Kobe Bryant may have enjoyed the infernal flames before descending into Satan's lair.
At least he died prepared, with some inkling of what he will suffer for all eternity.
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I always thought that Kobe was just a Godless City in Godless Japan called 神戸市 in their sorry excuse for a language. Was this person Japanese? I do understand the allure of manly sumo wrestlers but why would a real 'Merican® want to be known by an Asiatic name?
I think that instead of the game this Bryant guy played, we should support President Trump, an avid follower and patron of the Sumo Games. perhaps next year in Kobe, the geographical one, unless Jesus takes us up before that?
Whatever President Trump endorses, I endorse also. We all, after all, all wrestlers against the archons of this age. The manly and muscular sumotori above has better chances of gaining a VIP pass to Heaven than this Bryant guy.
Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-28-2020, 01:57 PM
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he may burn in hell, but he and his friends knew how to argue! Reminds me of you True Christians.
Yic,
Philemon
not that you argue of course. but you know what I mean
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True Christians state the truth. Once you know the Truth, there is no need to argue. Only atheists and catlicks "argue".
Their problem is that they are arguing with God, and that's an argument you're never going to win.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2020, 06:04 AM
Just as Britain gains emancipation, they also cut their losses; I see nobody's noticed that Nicholas Parsons died this week, and even I'm not sure where I heard of him from before? Some game show perhaps.
He looks like a creepy boy diddler, doesn't he, right there with Jimmy Saville? He even has the word 'parsons' in his name, which is not the proper term for any leader of God, more like something a poof Anglican would use. Definitely he's rotting in Hell now.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2020, 10:46 AM
Witch, pervert, traitor to the nation-The prolonged carbuncle Anne Cox Chambers has gone to have her dried cooter waxed upon Satan's spiked Johnson, over and over for her years of disservice, in devotion to the Democrats.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2020, 11:17 AM
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I see nobody's noticed that Nicholas Parsons died this week, and even I'm not sure where I heard of him from before?
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My family currently has the misfortune to live in Britain in the service of God, the President and Landover Baptist Church (in that order) and none of us has ever heard of him either. That photo is a perfect illustration of a saying of my dear father's: "Never trust a man in a cravat."
As to Anne Cox Chambers, I see Jimmy Carter once appointed her as ambassador to "Belgium", an imaginary country. Who says the Demoncrats have no sense of humor?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2020, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
As to Anne Cox Chambers, I see Jimmy Carter once appointed her as ambassador to "Belgium", an imaginary country. Who says the Demoncrats have no sense of humor?
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Double funny that they'd appoint a woman as an ambassador. Of course God's going to have the last chortle when he smites ex-President Carter. Is that thing still alive?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2020, 12:18 AM
Looks like Kirk Douglas got his! God was generous letting him last 103 years - clearly just toying with Kirky, buttering him up for an eternal roasting in Hellfire!
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02-06-2020, 12:30 AM
Also dead is someone by the name of Frank Plummer. I never heard of him, but it says he was researching HIV. Clearly God was not tickled by this, as His Word is clear on what happens to those who meddle with things they shouldn't.
Proverbs 20:3 It is an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every fool will be meddling.
1 Thessalonians 4:11 And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2020, 02:18 AM
Kirk Douglass was a fine actor in the movies at the Saturday Morning Kid's Show double feature at the Bellaire Theatre. It was fifty cents. Of course, that was some years ago. Sadly, Mr. Douglass, who was not really Mr. Douglass but rather some kind of Eastern European sounding name that I can't remember, was a Jew working under an assumed name and died unsaved. He is now suffering the fate of most Jews, them that do not accept Jesus. That fate is Hell and it awaits all who pass unsaved.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2020, 03:02 AM
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Sadly, Mr. Douglass, who was not really Mr. Douglass but rather some kind of Eastern European sounding name that I can't remember, was a Jew working under an assumed name and died unsaved. He is now suffering the fate of most Jews, them that do not accept Jesus. That fate is Hell and it awaits all who pass unsaved.
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There is no excuse for a man who lives in the same city (Hollywood) and with the same first name as True Christian™ and power-evangelical Kirk Cameron who could have avoided hearing the Good News that Jesus is preparing a place in Heaven for those who believe (some restrictions may apply). Whatever his real name is, Spartacus there clearly rejected the offer of eternally praising Jesus and instead chose eternal damnation. I have no sympathy. Let the dead bury the dead.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-06-2020, 12:54 PM
If he wasn't a hellbound sinner, drug adict pseudo artist Bob Marley would have been 75 today. At least is what the pervert "social media" known as "Tweeter" says in "Trending Topics".
Evil mind trying to convince people to follow "Jah", smoke drug cigars and bow to a known psycopath serial killer by the name of Haile Selassie. And doing this by composing hypnotic, rythmical songs which make some people want to undress and have sex while other people want to smash their heads against the pavement in order to stop hearing those boring repetitive sounds. Usually the difference between those groups is drug consumption.
At least he recognized being an "illegal alien" in something some people call "a song".
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-07-2020, 12:08 AM
Say, anyone have a hunch who God will smite this year?
Already two of my predictions came true; I surmised a Monthy Python actor would perish this year (Terry Jones, check), I figured another Hollywood barnacle would croak (Kirk Douglas, check) Of course, none of you have seen my predictions, but I assure you I made them.
DEAD POOL PREDICTIONS:
Bernie Sanders
Joe Biden (either of the two or both)
Jimmy Carter
Stella Stevens
Ian Holm
Keith Richards
Keith Rainere
Anna Wintour
Betty White
Olivia de Havilland
Larry David
Kathy Bates
Prince Philip and/or Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Andrew
Justin Bieber
Tim Curry
Tom Hanks
Johnny Depp
Jonah Hill
Sarah Michelle Geller
Harvey Weinstein
Eva Marie Saint
Robert Downey Jr.
The Democratic Party
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-07-2020, 12:28 AM
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Say, anyone have a hunch who God will smite this year?
Already two of my predictions came true; I surmised a Monthy Python actor would perish this year (Terry Jones, check), I figured another Hollywood barnacle would croak (Kirk Douglas, check) Of course, none of you have seen my predictions, but I assure you I made them.
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Oh, my, how this is all so very interesting, dear Mr. Hucker. I can't say that I know of many of the people on your list -- especially if they're in the business of worldly entertainment. In particular, if they call themselves musicians and do not have names such as Norma Zimmer or Pat Boone, then I have no idea what they're about.
But, I have heard of some of the others on the list, such as Betty White, Olivia de Havilland and, of course, Queen Elizabeth. Now, I have a hunch that, with the way things are going for those Demonrats, will send them a stark warning, especially in this, an election year and, notably, after their embarrassing defeat in trying to impeach and remove our -sent President Trump from Office. Why, it would not surprise me if the two older, past-their-sell-by-date people in the attached photo could be next to be called onto the train. Certainly, we've all heard about some of their health problems and, mark my words, this could be the year when the good says, "enough!"
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-07-2020, 11:07 PM
Brian May will be next. then finally another one bites the dust. The world had been a better place since Freddie dropped into the pits of hell.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-15-2020, 04:56 AM
I don't know who these two sinners are, but apparently they are dead after injecting the marijuana.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-17-2020, 08:04 PM
Justin Bieber's mustache, departed 16 Feb 2020. :ick:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-17-2020, 08:40 PM
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Justin Bieber's mustache, departed 16 Feb 2020. :ick:
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It's quite difficult to decide whether he was more repulsive with it than he is without it. However, it's not something I plan to give much thought to. The main curiosity about this story is that he expected anyone to care.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-23-2020, 12:41 PM
I'm afraid God will probably find Himself obliged to consign Mike Hughes to the fiery depths. Why?
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"Mad" Mike Hughes, 64, crash-landed his steam-powered rocket shortly after take-off near Barstow on Saturday. A video on social media shows a rocket being fired into the sky before plummeting to the ground nearby.
Hughes was well-known for his belief that the Earth was flat. He hoped to prove his theory by going to space.
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There is just so much wrong with that last sentence. First, "his theory". Really? I think if Mr Hughes had looked into his dark soul, he would have been forced to admit the Flat-Earth facts have been known since the first Christian read the Bible! Indeed, they must have been known when the Bible was written. No, he stole that FACT (not "theory") from God's Holy Word.
Jeremiah 23:30 Therefore, behold, I am against the prophets, declares the LORD, who steal my words from one another.
Secondly, what was he thinking, trying to prove it? Since when did anyone need to "prove" the FACTS set out in the Bible (KJV 1611)?
On the bright side, having plummeted from a great height into the desert, Mr Hughes will already be half way to .
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-23-2020, 08:24 PM
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On the bright side, having plummeted from a great height into the desert, Mr Hughes will already be half way to .
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Amen!
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Hughes' goal is to bring more attention to the Flat Earth movement and to reach further with his self-styled launches until he can eventually send himself to space to see first-hand what our home is shaped like. (link)
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His motivation was never to glorify Jesus or rebuke the sinner lovingly yet forcefully. His motivation was to bring attention to a man-made group of misfits who can't even figure out where to attend church on a Sunday Morning! Jesus warns us against those who worship false idols (Matthew 12:30), and Mr. Hughes chose to be scattered among the sinners in HELL!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-25-2020, 01:05 AM
This old medling hag Katherine Johnson lived to 101 spending more of her life on numbers and such, than in the kitchen measuring ingredients for baking pies like a good lady.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/24/us/ka...rnd/index.html
Bet she didn't factor getting pumped on Satan's barbed winkie in her calculations.
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