Oh, my word, what a horrible day this has been! How has all of this happened, and so quickly, dear Brother Mayor Hold? It looks like those LIE-beral Demonrats are going to get their way and bulldoze their way through our beloved President Trump's Presidency. I am appalled, to put it mildly; actually, I feel speechless. In all of my years, I never thought that I would see the day when something as atrocious as this would happen. Oh, I fully expected something similar when President Clinton was in Office, and we all know that the Kennedys can't keep themselves zipped up, but what happened back then was of no surprise. But, this latest news is absolutely staggering.
Now, I do believe that you are onto something with that bit about the Joo involvement, dear Mayor, but I suspect it's even worse than that. Mark my words -- those homersexualistic, perverted, devil-worshipping deviants are behind this. They are furious that our
-sent President is not seeing their side in things, and they are plotting a mighty revenge. Why, it would not surprise me -- not in the slightest -- if that Peter ButtGay person is largely responsible for this outrage. And, if this latest bit about the revelations in that questionable Bolton "book manuscript" do not get defeated somehow, then we can expect -- fully -- to see those homers painting the White House in permanent rainbow colors!
A blessed day to you, Dear Mayor,