Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Landover Today! > Pastor Zeke's News Wire
Reload this Page God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen
Pastor Zeke's News Wire Keep up to date with an ever-changing world from an even more Godlier perspective than FOX News.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#61)
Old
phucker67's Avatar
phucker67 phucker67 is offline
Spearchucker Missing the Mark
unsaved trash
 

Facepalm The Dimmest Light of the Month Award Sissy Cry Baby The swine behind the pearl Negroe Poster Yellow peril Demonized

 
Posts: 109
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: Milton, PA
phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-21-2020, 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Isabella White View Post
Dear Mr. Hucker: I mean this in the nicest possible way: unless you wish to find yourself mingling with the likes of Miss Nettles and Miss Chubsy-Wubsy, then you should use caution when addressing servants of Almighty -- particularly to this elderly lady. And, you must remember: you have had a number of "red blocks" on your profile page already.

Now, then, as for most generous offer of the agar, thank you, but no, thank you. Whilst I am sure that this is just as lovely as your wife's raspberry vignette accompaniment, I do have a number of Julia Child's books that shall keep me actively engaged for the next little while.

I don't know who these people are, but they sound loathsome. My hunger for Christ is in earnest, Ms. White, just, I haven't been exposed to Landover for very long, so I may take some time to rewire my circuits to tune it to the tried and true True Christian ways. Plus, I am still coming off the morphine, so things may change for the better when the corona is given the all-clear and I am discharged from this vessel.


Are Christians losers? The answer is: FALSE. 1 Corinthians 15:57 - But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
As your theonomist - I keep my clients wealthy and happy through Christ. I don't stop until WE WIN! (P.S. PP is my family.)
Reply With Quote
(#62)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is online now
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire

 
Posts: 22,717
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-22-2020, 02:26 AM

As fascinating as Mr. 67's festering, weeping, flaccid health may be, let us not forget to share the Good News that the Bible alone has the cure to this very disaster!

Let us not relax our Heavenly Mandated Command to teach the Word of God to all corners of the earth, even those corners that eat dog and rat and probably small children, who knows they are pretty desperate and uncouth over there. If the Chinaman won't heed tsunamis, perhaps they'll sit up and pay attention to burning internally. After all, they'll need the practice for where they're going if they don't repent!

This plague is Jesus' love letter to the world, reminding us that the Word of God alone has Life! This plague is a reminder that what the Chinamen need is not masks or hospital beds or some rapidly created anti-virus, but More Bibles!
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.
Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.
He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.
Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
Psalms 91-1-6



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#63)
Old
phucker67's Avatar
phucker67 phucker67 is offline
Spearchucker Missing the Mark
unsaved trash
 

Facepalm The Dimmest Light of the Month Award Sissy Cry Baby The swine behind the pearl Negroe Poster Yellow peril Demonized

 
Posts: 109
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: Milton, PA
phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-22-2020, 04:29 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.
Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.
He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.
Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
Psalms 91-1-6



You know what, that's actually one of my favorite verses! Thank you Mary, your tender womanly care has made me forget about the searing abscess of my boil completely and made me think about Jesus instead. Thank you, I really appreciate it.


Are Christians losers? The answer is: FALSE. 1 Corinthians 15:57 - But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
As your theonomist - I keep my clients wealthy and happy through Christ. I don't stop until WE WIN! (P.S. PP is my family.)
Reply With Quote
(#64)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
 

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,321
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-22-2020, 08:11 PM

I am concerned that the Corona virus may not succeed in persuading the stubborn Chinese to come to God, based on the following verse:


"And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts."

Revelation 9:20-21, KJV


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#65)
Old
Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar
Joanna Lytton-Vasey Joanna Lytton-Vasey is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Christian Love Heaven Bound Most Obedient True Christian Lady True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Kirk Cameron Fan Club Touched by Jesus Quiverful Cleanest Kitchen Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls One Year/1000 posts The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Grammar Nazi Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico Hands Off Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award In Love With Zeke Pro-Life Ex-eurotrash Persecuted Stamp of Approval Mower Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire

 
Posts: 5,327
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-22-2020, 08:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
I am concerned that the Corona virus may not succeed in persuading the stubborn Chinese to come to God, based on the following verse:

"And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts."

Revelation 9:20-21, KJV
Do the Chinese currently worship any of those things, Brother Billy Bob? I thought the whole problem with that industrious (but cunning) race was their total absence of worship? Their innate enthusiasm for murder, fornication and theft is quite another matter, of course, and enough on its own to condemn them.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Reply With Quote
(#66)
Old
Alvin Moss's Avatar
Alvin Moss Alvin Moss is offline
Serving Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Proud Niglet Sponsorer Touched by Jesus One Year/1000 posts Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Sons of Liberty Porn Resistant Early riser Tell her once Persecuted Bronze Tither Punched the most queers Mission to Korea Trump of GOD True Republican Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Hands Off True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Nuke of Heaven Crown of Glory Mower Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Alternative Facts

 
Posts: 4,251
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-22-2020, 09:18 PM

It is clear to Christians that this virus was sent by God to destroy certain of His enemies. This we know, but to unsaved wretches who demand a scientific explanation from people wearing lab coats and horn rimmed glasses, this can all be quite confusing. They don't understand why unheard of dangerous germs pop up from time to time in godless countries around the world. Sometimes the obvious to us is muddy and unclear to the unsaved.


Now this God sent Corona Virus has appeared in Iran, in the middle of nowhere, far from China. No one has been to China and no one knows any Chinamen there. Still, they are stricken and scientists in lab coats and horn rimmed glasses are baffled. How was it transmitted? they ask. It is God's work. This fact is beyond their understanding.


The Iranians worship the Moon God and the Chinese worship Chairman Mao and money. Neither knows Jesus. Both have obstructed President Donald Trump more than their fellow heathens. This should prove both the power of God and the futility of resisting America.


There is still time for them to all come to Jesus, but they are blind to the truth and I expect they will all be dead by the end of the summer.


There are other heathen areas that can expect similar treatment. Mexico must be high on the list. Canada and France have long since turned from Jesus. There is no point in listing them all- they know who they are and the Wrath of God is unleashed and coming their way.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
Reply With Quote
(#67)
Old
Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar
Joanna Lytton-Vasey Joanna Lytton-Vasey is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Christian Love Heaven Bound Most Obedient True Christian Lady True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Kirk Cameron Fan Club Touched by Jesus Quiverful Cleanest Kitchen Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls One Year/1000 posts The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Grammar Nazi Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico Hands Off Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award In Love With Zeke Pro-Life Ex-eurotrash Persecuted Stamp of Approval Mower Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire

 
Posts: 5,327
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-22-2020, 09:46 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alvin Moss View Post
It is clear to Christians that this virus was sent by God to destroy certain of His enemies. This we know, but to unsaved wretches who demand a scientific explanation from people wearing lab coats and horn rimmed glasses, this can all be quite confusing. They don't understand why unheard of dangerous germs pop up from time to time in godless countries around the world.
It worries me, Brother, that we are being manipulated by the communist press into subscribing to "germ theory". As you so rightly point out ...
Quote:
Now this God sent Corona Virus has appeared in Iran, in the middle of nowhere, far from China. No one has been to China and no one knows any Chinamen there.
QED, whatever that means, as the scientists like to say. God is simply punishing the Godless, and He is well within His Holy Rights to do so.

Thank You, Jesus!


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Reply With Quote
(#68)
Old
phucker67's Avatar
phucker67 phucker67 is offline
Spearchucker Missing the Mark
unsaved trash
 

Facepalm The Dimmest Light of the Month Award Sissy Cry Baby The swine behind the pearl Negroe Poster Yellow peril Demonized

 
Posts: 109
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: Milton, PA
phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-23-2020, 05:34 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
It worries me, Brother, that we are being manipulated by the communist press into subscribing to "germ theory". As you so rightly point out ...

QED, whatever that means, as the scientists like to say. God is simply punishing the Godless, and He is well within His Holy Rights to do so.

Thank You, Jesus!
As evident by my controversial boil, God tests us. As it is clearing up nicely, I see that His tests while painful are a form of tough love.


Hebrews 12:5
My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor pfaint when thou art rebuked of him: 6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and tscourgeth every son whom he receiveth.



I understand that I misconstrued his Word over the years and presented it inaccurately, and that is why He saw fit to plague me with corona. While I may be walking funny for the next couple of days, I walk with Jesus and that gives me the ultimate tingle.


Are Christians losers? The answer is: FALSE. 1 Corinthians 15:57 - But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
As your theonomist - I keep my clients wealthy and happy through Christ. I don't stop until WE WIN! (P.S. PP is my family.)
Reply With Quote
(#69)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is online now
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire

 
Posts: 22,717
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - Yesterday, 01:31 AM

It is clear to those who are friends with Christ the Holy Ghost and President trump walk hand in hand 'ore the land to keep True Christians™ safe from such plagues and annoyances as the Chinese have all too often inflicted. Why, just today President Trump announced that Vice President Mike Pence would lead the U.S. coronavirus response. Lest anyone doubt this fine decision, please do remember as governor of the good and capable state of Indiana, Mike Pence single handedly fought off a deadly HIV epidemic through the mighty power of Prayer. There is nothing on this earth that can withstand the Lord's Hand! Not germs, not sickness, not the Chinese!

Glory!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#70)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is online now
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 10,429
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - Today, 05:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Hucker
As evident by my controversial boil . .
This thread is not about boils or any other Egyptian plague (although MERS could get a mention later on) and although germ theorists are mistaken as to the cause of Wuhan Corona, no-one can be mistaken about the symptoms.

Well, obviously "no-one" excludes those willing to extrude a symptom like ectoplasm and wave it around regardless of copious literature available to the contrary.

Name:  symptoms.png
Views: 15
Size:  69.1 KBName:  boils.png
Views: 15
Size:  24.2 KB

And at this stage it must qualify as the year's most widely published information. God has explained about heathens and food markets (not that most people would need to be told what the least advisable locations for buying food looked like) and whether one was oneself vulnerable to food sourced plagues doesn't make such places any more salubrious. It's worth noting that not only Confucianists and Buddhists are being smitten but moon worshippers too. Apparently they're lying about everything. For general purposes however it's worth noting that buying food at places like this is something to avoid. Even if it's hosed down and served as a delicacy on a cruise ship.

Name:  batmart22JPEG.jpg
Views: 16
Size:  437.7 KB
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
china, coronavirus, meat, mike pence, plagues, vegans, vengeance is mine, vengeful god, virus

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2018 all rights reserved