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Talking Hello there - 01-24-2020, 03:07 AM

Hello fellow God lovers. My name is Titus Titular and I have just moved to Buffalo from Huston. I am appalled at how hard it is to find other god lovers like me around here! So glad I found you al.
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Default Re: Hello there - 01-24-2020, 04:27 AM

Hello, and welcome! Actually we're God lovers, and that's God with a capital G. So tell us, what is your favorite Bible verse?


Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Jesus Re: Hello there - 01-24-2020, 04:41 AM

Hello Titus, welcome. What's your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend? Where is Huston? I've never heard of it. And who's Al?

I will pray that your contributions here are positive ones. Remember: Jesus will be reading everything you post here (Proverbs 15:3, Jeremiah 23:24, Psalm 44:21), and making Him smile upon you is a very good thing indeed.


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Default Re: Hello there - 01-24-2020, 04:48 AM

Hello. I am guessing you have moved from Houston to Buffalo. I understand they have several traffic signal lights now as well as a Family Dollar store. You must be thrilled to have moved to such a restful environment.


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Default Re: Hello there - 01-24-2020, 02:21 PM

Dear Mr. Titular:

Thank you for your introductory message, but I'm afraid I must tell you that you have failed to provide a satisfactory greeting that meets our friendly requests -- which I provided for you in my first message to you, and which I shall provide again here:

"The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

I am sure that you are thrilled to have found us, so I shall overlook this oversight; however, please do provide the information that we desire. It's not that we're being nosy or unnecessarily fussy. Heavens, no! We just like to get to know our newcomers so that we can make them feel truly welcomed. And that includes welcoming you warmly. Thank you, Dear, for your understanding.

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I hope it's not too much to ask, but kindly ensure that your spelling is correct in your postings. Also, any reference to the requires the capitalization of Name, such as the use of a capital "G" for . This, I am sure, you will understand.

Leviticus 19:2 "Speak unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, and say unto them, Ye shall be holy: for I the Lord your God am holy."




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Default Re: Hello there - 01-25-2020, 03:41 PM

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Dear Mr. Titular:

Thank you for your introductory message, but I'm afraid I must tell you that you have failed to provide a satisfactory greeting that meets our friendly requests -- which I provided for you in my first message to you, and which I shall provide again here:

"The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

I am sure that you are thrilled to have found us, so I shall overlook this oversight; however, please do provide the information that we desire. It's not that we're being nosy or unnecessarily fussy. Heavens, no! We just like to get to know our newcomers so that we can make them feel truly welcomed. And that includes welcoming you warmly. Thank you, Dear, for your understanding.

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I hope it's not too much to ask, but kindly ensure that your spelling is correct in your postings. Also, any reference to the requires the capitalization of Name, such as the use of a capital "G" for . This, I am sure, you will understand.

Leviticus 19:2 "Speak unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, and say unto them, Ye shall be holy: for I the Lord your God am holy."

Hi. I have a learning disability and God has forgiven me for it so you should too. I do my best with spelling but it’s difficult for me.

My favourite bible verse is Corinthians 12:9 - “But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ’s power may rest on me.”
I like this verse because it makes me feel less bad about my disgusting mental defects.

I go to Delaware Av Baptist Church - it’s right down my street.
I found Jesus because one day I just looked around and realized that my mental defect has placed me in an inferior position in society and as a white male I could do better - I just needed guidance. And then I found a bible and got involved in my church.
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Default Re: Hello there - 01-25-2020, 04:45 PM

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Hi. I have a learning disability and God has forgiven me for it so you should too. I do my best with spelling but it’s difficult for me.

My favourite bible verse is Corinthians 12:9 - “But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ’s power may rest on me.”
I like this verse because it makes me feel less bad about my disgusting mental defects.

I go to Delaware Av Baptist Church - it’s right down my street.
I found Jesus because one day I just looked around and realized that my mental defect has placed me in an inferior position in society and as a white male I could do better - I just needed guidance. And then I found a bible and got involved in my church.
Dear Mr. Titular: Thank you so much for your lovely message of introduction, and for providing us with your favorite Bible verse, and also for the information about your church attendance. I do hope that you study the faithfully, and that you do call upon the on a daily basis.

Truly, I am sorry to learn that you have some disabilities, and I am sure that these present great difficulties to you. I do so hope that you have repented of the sins that have caused to give you these defects.

Exodus 4:11 "And the Lord said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the Lord?"

And, I am hopeful that you are giving thanks to for your defects. He shall reward you greatly for this!

James 1:3: "Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience."

As for my forgiving you, well, you have not caused harm to me, so you need not fear that I may be judging you; but, I do thank you for thinking that you may be in great need of my forgiveness. However, the shall have say when you stand before on Judgment Day.

II Corinthians 5:10: "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."

I should also mention that I am more than pleased to raise your name in prayer at the Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Prayer Meeting, Afternoon Tea & Social (which will be held this week at Sister Hortense's charming house -- she makes the most delightful little pastry dainties!)

May richly bless you, Dear,
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Default Re: Hello there - 01-25-2020, 08:35 PM

Hi Isabella W
Thank you for your kind words. Don’t worry about praying for me, I don’t want to take up the time you spend with the Lord but it is very kind of you to offer and I will remember that you have been so kind to me. You must be a great wife your husband is very fortunate to be served by you.
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Jesus Re: Hello there - 01-25-2020, 08:37 PM

Welcome friend. Have you asked the Pastor to remove the retard demons from your soul to free you to live under Gods Loving Gaze?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Thank you for your kind words. Don’t worry about praying for me, I don’t want to take up the time you spend with the Lord but it is very kind of you to offer and I will remember that you have been so kind to me. You must be a great wife your husband is very fortunate to be served by you.
Dear Mr. Titular: Thank you for your lovely message, and you are most welcome, indeed. It is no worry for me to pray for you, though, and I shall be more than happy to ask the ladies at our next prayer meeting to lift you up in prayer. The loves it when servants call upon .

Job 22:27,28:
27 Thou shalt make thy prayer unto him, and he shall hear thee, and thou shalt pay thy vows.
28 Thou shalt also decree a thing, and it shall be established unto thee: and the light shall shine upon thy ways.

And, I do thank you for your kind sentiments about my beloved Wilbur, who is now resting in his eternal home, in his mansion in Heaven.

May richly bless you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

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Good.

If you are deserving, He will cure you. God takes care of those in His flock that are deserving. If He does not answer your prayers, it is because of something you did or failed to do.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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So are you going to respond to me, Brother Alvin, and Dana, or are you just going to continue to ignore us?


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Default Re: Hello there - 01-25-2020, 10:17 PM

Hello Mr. Titular and welcome to our friendly forums! I have read all about your poor retard demons and your attempt to expel them on your own. This is such a pitiable thing it brings a tear to my eye. I love you with the brotherly love of all God's Creatures (assuming God has sought your soul from the before time [2nd Timothy 1:9] and you're not one of those "filler" souls who wanders the earth like the Spiritual Walking Dead only to glorify Jesus as you suffer in eternal torment after your death), and want to extend my Christian Love to your prayer attempts. I am a powerful Prayer Warrior, one in whom the LORD has sought to keep His Holy Spirit Alive and fighting! Let us pray together, shall we? Let us pray for your Salvation! Let us pray that you really do accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior this time, for real, no take-backs, no halvsies, no fooling. Let's get started!
Dear Jesus,

We just lift up the Life and Soul of Titus Titular. We just know that you might have called him to Life Everlasting singing Your Praises! We just thank you for the opportunity to give you thanks!

LORD, we just offer up the soul of Titus Titular to Your Infinite Mercy and take him in under your wing. Wejust ask that you accept his confession and apology for having been born such a wretched sinner that it makes You so dang angry that Something had to be done about it. We just thank you for having designed your Birth under such Extraordinary Measures (Matthew 1:18), lived, temporarily died, lived again (1 Corinthians 15:12-13), floated up to the clouds (Acts 1:9), off into outer space without any pressure controlled suit or source of oxygen, miraculously sit next to Yourself (Romans 8:34; John 10:30), in order prevent True Christians™ from ending up in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:14). We just praise Your Holy Name.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello there - 01-25-2020, 11:36 PM

I responded to your questions in my other response - I may be mentally ill but at least I am not that sensitive, liberal, and know how to read.

Proverbs 15:33 - “The fear of the LORD is the instruction of wisdom; and before honour is humility.”
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Default Re: Hello there - 01-25-2020, 11:41 PM

Hello Mary,Thank you very much for taking the time to read my story and respond with such kindness. I shall pray for you as well as everyone else who has been so kind in responding to me as well.


Leviticus 19:34 - “But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.”
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Sinner Re: Hello there - 01-26-2020, 04:43 PM

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello there - 01-26-2020, 08:24 PM

Looks like a lot of people here. Can’t. Read.
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Angry Re: Hello there - 01-26-2020, 09:33 PM

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Looks like a lot of people here. Can’t. Read.
I'm going to recommend that you immediately cease and desist your efforts to slander Christians (Ephesians 4:31) and start fellowshipping with us. We've shown you nothing but friendliness.


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Sinner Re: Hello there - 01-26-2020, 09:45 PM

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Looks like a lot of people here. Can’t. Read.
It appears to me that there are some that are incapable of writing sentences and attempt to be clever though instead, make themselves look foolish in the eyes of Our Lord®.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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