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Icon47 Botswana legalizes compulsory sodomy - results in the lethal omicron covid-19 variant! - 11-30-2021, 12:19 PM

Secular science - as repulsive as it is - can do analytics quite well. Secular justice systems - as repulsive as they are - often defecate on the Sweet Face of Jesus causing repercussions worldwide. This is caused by the fact that false Christians (99.999% of the so-called "Christians") no longer remember what their duty on Earth is:

Ecclesiastes 12:13
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.


Even the uneducated savages in the Dark Continent no longer Fear God. Based on this, it is no surprise that they do not keep His commandments, either. What is Botswana? Very few people know and why should they? It is a vermin-infested country in Africa. It hosts a variety of game, such as elephants, giraffes and aardvarks, good for huntin' and killin' but otherwise an unimportant desolate desiccated venue. However, it has hitherto maintained a Godly law of outlawing sodomy, gay homosexual intercoursal sex. But now they've decided to urinate on the Sweet Lips of Jesus by legalizing sodomistic fornication, soon to be made mandatory similar to, e.g., Austria and Sweden.
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Botswana's Court of Appeal on Monday upheld a 2019 ruling that decriminalised gay sex, a decision hailed by gay community as establishing the southern African country as a "true democracy".
Monday's decision in effect struck off two sections of the penal code that had outlawed homosexuality. Before the 2019 High Court ruling, which was praised by international organisations and activists, engaging in gay sex in Botswana was punishable by up to seven years in prison.


Disturbing images. What will Jesus do!? This time, He already responded with the Wrath so typical of Him. Glory!



The following is a secular quote about the newest Celestial Design, the new covid-19 variant called "omicron", which means "o" in the language of ancient Grease. The text is extremely technical but based on Prayer, it can be deciphered.
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The variant is characterised by 30 changes, three small deletions and one small insertion in the spike protein, of these, 15 are in the receptor binding domain. This variant was first detected in samples collected on 11 November 2021 in Botswana
Let us summarize the timeline.
  1. Botswana decides to legalize sodomy.
  2. Jesus is aware of this and weeps in an uncontrollable manner.
  3. The God-Fearing minority of Botswana try to overturn the decision by the Court of Appeal.
  4. Jesus knows that this is going to fail and releases His newest mutation on November 14.
  5. As expected, and exactly as Jesus knew it would happen, on November 29 Botswanians start engaging in frantic, steaming hot homosexual gay sodomistic sex.
Psalms 11:5
The LORD trieth the righteous: but the
wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.


God Hates. Jesus is God (John 10:30). Anal sex will not go unpunished. Fortunately, our community is safe and continues to rely on Prayer for immunity. We now know that the covid plague was caused by unnatural fornication, such as masturbation, extramarital sex, the so-called "canine style" and obviously sodomy. Further trespasses will keep Jesus ahead of the secular evil scientists who are already trying to circumvent Jesus's newest gift (the omicron) by modifying their vaccines. Jesus knows this and He will have His revenge (2 Corinthians 10:6). Ha-ha. Perhaps this will be the bestest Christmas ever, perhaps we'll see it in Heaven proper.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: Botswana legalizes compulsory sodomy - results in the lethal omicron covid-19 variant! - 11-30-2021, 12:57 PM

Thank you, Brother! I see from your helpful map that Butswana is mostly desert and features a town named Kanye, though it seems to be in the East rather than the West.
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Let us summarize the timeline.
  1. Botswana decides to legalize sodomy.
  2. Jesus is aware of this and weeps in an uncontrollable manner.
  3. The God-Fearing minority of Botswana try to overturn the decision by the Court of Appeal.
  4. Jesus knows that this is going to fail and releases His newest mutation on November 14.
  5. As expected, and exactly as Jesus knew it would happen, on November 29 Botswanians start engaging in frantic, steaming hot homosexual gay sodomistic sex.
The British government, in a rare act of Christian goodwill, saw this coming and added Botswanans to its "red list" of the Unwelcome on November 26. Perhaps that could go into your list at No. 4½?

To be honest, I don't much care what they do as these are not people one will ever meet socially. But I do wish someone in Africa would ban smirking sideways at the camera, which I find disturbing.


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Default Re: Botswana legalizes compulsory sodomy - results in the lethal omicron covid-19 variant! - 11-30-2021, 02:49 PM

All of these countries, even the ones made up mostly of savages, should know by now the weapon God has chosen to use. It is the virus. God is letting it loose wherever He sees homosexual sex. Let's put this here for all to see: God will not be mocked.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Botswana legalizes compulsory sodomy - results in the lethal omicron covid-19 variant! - 11-30-2021, 07:40 PM

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Thank you, Brother! I see from your helpful map that Butswana is mostly desert and features a town named Kanye, though it seems to be in the East rather than the West.
Interesting. There was an American singer of some sort who went by that name. If I recall correctly, he had a painfully exhibitionist wife. Said wife is now dating a scarecrow, and the singer has changed his name to "Ye".*



* I've heard it is meant to be pronounced as "Yay", as in "Yay, someone baked cookies!" and not "Ye" as in, "Let's visit Ye Olde Cookie Shoppe."


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Default Re: Botswana legalizes compulsory sodomy - results in the lethal omicron covid-19 variant! - 11-30-2021, 11:51 PM

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Interesting. There was an American singer of some sort who went by that name. If I recall correctly, he had a painfully exhibitionist wife. Said wife is now dating a scarecrow, and the singer has changed his name to "Ye".*



* I've heard it is meant to be pronounced as "Yay", as in "Yay, someone baked cookies!" and not "Ye" as in, "Let's visit Ye Olde Cookie Shoppe."
Kanye is a good man. He's a friend of Donald, a born-again Christian, and he's on record calling rap "the devil's music." Also he's pro-life. He's the only Negro musician I'll let my kids listen to. Wherever his ancestors were from, it surely wasn't Buttsijuana.


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Default Re: Botswana legalizes compulsory sodomy - results in the lethal omicron covid-19 variant! - 12-01-2021, 02:42 AM

Huh. I thought Botswana was a kind of fruit.


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Default Re: Botswana legalizes compulsory sodomy - results in the lethal omicron covid-19 variant! - 12-02-2021, 01:07 AM

Not everything low-hanging you folks pick is fruit.






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Default Re: Botswana legalizes compulsory sodomy - results in the lethal omicron covid-19 variant! - 12-02-2021, 04:09 AM

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Not everything low-hanging you folks pick is fruit.
Hey, the grand jury decided there wasn't enough evidence to indict anyone for those hangings; that's practically an exoneration. You can't prove anything, Billie Holiday. Now, as for the Catholic sexual abuse, there's mountains of evidence.


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