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Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 12:38 AM
I do have a question about the soul of one Diana Spenser.
Sure she lived sort of an ungodly lifestyle. She divorced her husband, drank, partied, and slept around with several men (including a Moozlim!).
She was given a platform a voice by God. The media followed her constantly and she never once used her "pulpit" to tell people the truth about Jesus and salvation. Such a lifestyle (and negligence in duty) typically condemns one to roast in hell like a rotisserie chicken.
However, she was a Christian. We all know that "not by works is man saved..." just by faith. Diana was a Christian. While she sinned (like we all sin), Christ paid the penalty for her sins by dying on the cross.
In spite of her sins, if her faith was true, Diana would surely be in heaven. Right?
Any thoughts?
(Basilissa, I did try and search for this topic, and try as I might I could not find it . I hope this is acceptable!)
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 12:46 AM
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Diana was a Christian.
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Proof?
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While she sinned (like we all sin),
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Not me. Like all True Christians™, I'm perfect.
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Christ paid the penalty for her sins by dying on the cross.
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Nope. Christ paid the penalty for the sins of those who have truly repented.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 01:06 AM
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(Basilissa, I did try and search for this topic, and try as I might I could not find it . I hope this is acceptable!)
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Not very well. Opinions have been made on this whore before. Whores go to Hell. Dianna was a Harlot and a Whore. I believe you just like Clutter.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 01:12 AM
Doubtful. She was shacking up with a Jesus-hating mooslim there at the end.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 01:39 AM
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Doubtful. She was shacking up with a Jesus-hating mooslim there at the end.
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Such the slut.
Also she was always trying to deface the battlefields of landmines, which were placed at great expense. I know for a fact, she never financially compensated the people that owned the mines nor even asked permission. Selfish, selfish, selfish.
Add to all that having a driver who speeds.
Slut
Thief
Speeder
God knows what else!
No one ever mentions her two sons are gingers either.
I suspect even Satan keeps his distance and practices safe torture.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 02:41 AM
Mr. Clutter,
A valid question indeed. I am happy to say that our Creation Science Department did assess this question based on some new evidence. We can determine that at this very moment she is receiving lava enemas from the demonic entities that work relentlessly to ensure the continued agony of all those who reject Jesus and keep on fornicating despite Biblical evidence for God's Wrath. Princess Diana is a good example to scare and guide children to the narrow but ultimately joyful path to Jesus!
Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 02:46 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 02:58 AM
No, the "Church" of England is not a real church. They are like liebra Cathyliks.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 03:31 AM
A man makes his own heaven on Earth and so does a woman but this English girl is dead. Paradise is in Africa with Jah. So no this English princess girl is not in heaven.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 04:09 AM
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A man makes his own heaven on Earth and so does a woman but this English girl is dead. Paradise is in Africa with Jah. So no this English princess girl is not in heaven.
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Where does it say any of this horse pucky in the Holy Bible?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 04:30 AM
Pastor Ezekiel I have sworn a mighty oath to Sistren Mary Etheldreda that I will not do too much explaining about Jesus and Marcus Garvey and Jah Ras Tafari and the Holy Piby which is Jah's word like the Bible. I have received many rebukes in the past and threats that I will be consigned to the Christian Hell which must be somewhere here in Babylon. I do not think you will find this in the Bible anyway and you would have to consult the Holy Piby.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 04:34 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel I have sworn a mighty oath to Sistren Mary Etheldreda that I will not do too much explaining about Jesus and Marcus Garvey and Jah Ras Tafari and the Holy Piby which is Jah's word like the Bible. I have received many rebukes in the past and threats that I will be consigned to the Christian Hell which must be somewhere here in Babylon. I do not think you will find this in the Bible anyway and you would have to consult the Holy Piby.
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What the hell is the "Holy Piby?"
It's the Holy Word of God, or the path to hellfire. Period.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-11-2015, 05:26 PM
"Princess" Diana - consort of mooselimbs and ultimate pandering slut of vulgar celebrity culture and the MSM wallowing in sin.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
11-12-2015, 05:23 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
08-22-2021, 06:03 PM
It's hard to believe in 9 short days it will be the 24th Anniversary of Princess Diana's death. We know she is not in heaven but so many questions remain unanswered. For example, was she even attractive? Or just from certain angles. It's time for a reevaluation of the whole Diana mystery.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
08-22-2021, 06:20 PM
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It's hard to believe in 9 short days it will be the 24th Anniversary of Princess Diana's death. We know she is not in heaven but so many questions remained unanswered. For example, was she even attractive? Or just from certain angles. It's time for a reevaluation of the whole Diana mystery.
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I wondered, has there ever been a DNA test to determine if Harry and Willian are really Charles' sons? I've read Charles is rather on the outs with Harry. Maybe William is definitely Charles' son but there are questions about Harry???
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
08-22-2021, 06:24 PM
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We know she is not in heaven but so many questions remained unanswered. For example, was she even attractive? Or just from certain angles. It's time for a reevaluation of the whole Diana mystery.
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Well, she certainly had a well-developed nose, a strong jawline (with an interesting chin) and charmingly unevenly-balanced eyes.
Here is a photo from the well-respected British newspaper of record, The Sun, marking her various features out of 100. I'm sure the slight sneer was just a trick of the light.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
08-22-2021, 06:30 PM
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I wondered, has there ever been a DNA test to determine if Harry and Willian are really Charles' sons? I've read Charles is rather on the outs with Harry. Maybe William is definitely Charles' son but there are questions about Harry???
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Brother, I doubt the boys are even human. The reptilian blue blood theories won't go away despite years of questioning on the internets. The common signs (according to one source) are:
1. predominance of green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes
2. true red or reddish hair
3. low pulse rate
4. low blood pressure
5. keen sight or hearing
6. ESP
7. extra rib or vertabrae
8. UFO connections
9. love of space and science
10. a sense of not belonging to the human race
11. piercing eyes
12. para-normal occurrences
13. psychic dreams
14. truth seekers
15. desire for higher wisdom
16. empathetic illnesses
17. deep compassion for fate of mankind
18. a sense of a ‘mission’ in life
19. physic abilities
20. unexplained scars on body
21. capability to disrupt electrical appliances
22. alien contacts
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
08-22-2021, 07:11 PM
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Well, she certainly had a well-developed nose, a strong jawline (with an interesting chin) and charmingly unevenly-balanced eyes.
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Agreed, Sister. Eye position 94% seems improbable. It really undermines the whole analysis.
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Re: Is Princess Diana in heaven? -
08-22-2021, 08:00 PM
It was charitable of them not to mention the rosacea, though.
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