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Re: Here goes nothing... -
11-10-2021, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Not only that, but they always lead off with "Ask me anything" as if their coming here was for our benefit.
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And as if any sane person was interested in their half-baked "theories".
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Re: Here goes nothing... -
11-11-2021, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Not only that, but they always lead off with "Ask me anything" as if their coming here was for our benefit.
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Let’s not forget never giving a straight answer when we do ask either.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Here goes nothing... -
11-11-2021, 04:24 PM
The thread title of "Here goes nothing. . ." really should have been "Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community."
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-11-2021, 07:26 PM
We really do go above and beyond to welcome our guests - even Didymus tried not being a total jerk - yet they continually fail to adhere to the most basic etiquette. I don't know what we could do differently?!
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-11-2021, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
We really do go above and beyond to welcome our guests - even Didymus tried not being a total jerk - yet they continually fail to adhere to the most basic etiquette. I don't know what we could do differently?!
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As far as the vast majority of them are concerned, we could hand out participation trophies for even the most insipid, uninspired posts.
Of course, there are some extremely entitled posters who would also insist on free porn and a round of cocaine.
Not in this corner of the interwebs, pal!
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-11-2021, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Skelter_floof
...I'm just here to have a look around, at least for now. I'm not looking for trouble, and not looking to engage; from what I've seen, you all seem to feel the same. Now then, as for who I am... I'm a weary wayfarer on the tides of the interwebs, questing in search of friendship, good vibes, and the perfect energy drink. Like... genuinely, it's hard to find something that gives the perfect mix of adrenaline, concentration, and reflex boosting. Church? Eh... never really saw much in it. If you like that sort of thing and it makes you feel fulfilled, that's great! I'm happy for you. If not, that's cool too.
Bible verse? I don't have a bible verse, but I do have a quote, and that's "Use gun. If that doesn't work, use more gun." - Heavy
My pronouns are She/Her or They/Them. Honestly I'm fine with any; after all, this is the internet. I could say I'm a female and actually be a 600-pound dude living in his parent's basement in southern Detroit, and you wouldn't know any different.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them!
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If you have to pick a secular verse to share, "use gun" is a pretty good one. It is a bit like Jesus telling us that he came not to bring peace, but the sword, in Matthew 10:34.
The perfect energy drink, by the way, does indeed exist. It is the sweet-smelling blood of Christ Jesus, who died for our sins. You don't need to engage with us, but, for the sake of your immortal soul, I beg you to engage with Him!
BTW, we would not believe you if you said you lived in South Detroit. Windsor, Ontario lies immediately south of the city. Detroiters break themselves into West Siders and East Siders, depending on which drug gang they belong to.
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-12-2021, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Skelter_floof
*sigh* Well, here we go. Lemme say right from the start, I'm just here to have a look around, at least for now. I'm not looking for trouble, and not looking to engage; from what I've seen, you all seem to feel the same. Now then, as for who I am... I'm a weary wayfarer on the tides of the interwebs, questing in search of friendship, good vibes, and the perfect energy drink. Like... genuinely, it's hard to find something that gives the perfect mix of adrenaline, concentration, and reflex boosting. Church? Eh... never really saw much in it. If you like that sort of thing and it makes you feel fulfilled, that's great! I'm happy for you. If not, that's cool too.
Bible verse? I don't have a bible verse, but I do have a quote, and that's "Use gun. If that doesn't work, use more gun." - Heavy
My pronouns are She/Her or They/Them. Honestly I'm fine with any; after all, this is the internet. I could say I'm a female and actually be a 600-pound dude living in his parent's basement in southern Detroit, and you wouldn't know any different.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them!
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-12-2021, 03:03 PM
Tsk tsk tsk why does it always end up with the tireless Pastor having to come in and lay down the law. Just ONCE I would like to see a new Trash join our forum and become a decent Christian member without all the histrionics.
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Re: Here goes nothing... -
11-12-2021, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
And as if any sane person was interested in their half-baked "theories".
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Preach it!
Imagine if the Holy Bible were filled with made up stories with zero plausibility and substance. Why that would be like half baking a cake, covering it with icing and no cake inside. Total crazy talk!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Here goes nothing... -
11-13-2021, 07:11 AM
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Why that would be like half baking a cake, covering it with icing and no cake inside. Total crazy talk!
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I thnk a lot of the young women who show up here are more than 1/2 baked, if you catch my drift.
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-15-2021, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Skelter_floof
*sigh* Well, here we go. Lemme say right from the start, I'm just here to have a look around, at least for now. I'm not looking for trouble, and not looking to engage; from what I've seen, you all seem to feel the same. Now then, as for who I am... I'm a weary wayfarer on the tides of the interwebs, questing in search of friendship, good vibes, and the perfect energy drink. Like... genuinely, it's hard to find something that gives the perfect mix of adrenaline, concentration, and reflex boosting. Church? Eh... never really saw much in it. If you like that sort of thing and it makes you feel fulfilled, that's great! I'm happy for you. If not, that's cool too. Bible verse? I don't have a bible verse, but I do have a quote, and that's "Use gun. If that doesn't work, use more gun." - Heavy My pronouns are She/Her or They/Them. Honestly I'm fine with any; after all, this is the internet. I could say I'm a female and actually be a 600-pound dude living in his parent's basement in southern Detroit, and you wouldn't know any different. That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them!
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I'm a few days late here but can recommend John 4:14.
John 4:13-17 Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again: but whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life. The woman saith unto him, Sir, give me this water, that I thirst not, neither come hither to draw. Jesus saith unto her, Go, call thy husband, and come hither. The woman answered and said, I have no husband. Jesus said unto her, Thou hast well said, I have no husband:
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-16-2021, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Tsk tsk tsk why does it always end up with the tireless Pastor having to come in and lay down the law. Just ONCE I would like to see a new Trash join our forum and become a decent Christian member without all the histrionics.
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Donald Trump is a first-rate Christian, yet there were plenty of histrionics when he posted in this forum. I'm not sure there's any way for us to win.
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-16-2021, 07:28 AM
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Donald Trump is a first-rate Christian, yet there were plenty of histrionics when he posted in this forum. I'm not sure there's any way for us to win.
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I feel his energy is returning. With Pastor Zeke back after his undercover missionary work there should be no problem containing the President's... enthusiasm.
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Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community -
11-18-2021, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Donald Trump is a first-rate Christian, yet there were plenty of histrionics when he posted in this forum. I'm not sure there's any way for us to win.
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As I recall, our honored POTUS is still in quarantine. He's certainly bound for Heaven but civil and competent discourse is beyond him. Fortunately, that's not a sin. Meanwhile you have hard-core, hate-filled sinners like Didymus and Romeo Ravioli who are capable of abiding by forum rules and not posting like retards. Etiquette is a good barometer but not a failsafe indicator of salvation.
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