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opinely homer (Quarantined) opinely homer is offline
Unsaved and Demonically Inspired Trash.
An abomination before the Lord -- boasts of indulging in unatural affections.
Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
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Join Date: Nov 2006
opinely homer is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default hello, may I hang here?.. - 11-06-2006, 02:19 PM

...meant in the nice way.

No secrets. I am a homer
and a pundit.
There is no Je--- in my life; don't know how to live hole, not yet.

Perhaps, if I could participate here, someone good will rub off on me.

About me:

I'm a superficially nice guy, and have lived celibate for many
hours. No STDS for over 14 weeks.

You Landovers are such kind people;
by your helps I might improve myself. Am sure
I can become a credit to my race.
How can I prove my sincerity? May I
entrap a priest for y'all?

One problem:
I'm not quite ready to accept Je--- yet;
perhaps in time, when I learn more and begin to feel, what?
Does it feel like a tingle? Or is is a creeping sensation?

I am unsaved. Perhaps I can't be saved. But you and I can try
to love the sinner. Which reminds me, I like sailors; have a joke to that effect, for another time.

Thanks gentle poeple!

o.h. me

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