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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-14-2008, 04:04 PM
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Why don't you just sic a lint demon on them?
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They're not something I tend to keep around the house.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-14-2008, 04:06 PM
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They're not something I tend to keep around the house.
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Looks like they tend to congregate and/or breed in your clothes dryer...
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-14-2008, 04:28 PM
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Looks like they tend to congregate and/or breed in your clothes dryer...
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That is not my clothes dryer. That picture was taken at the home of a family here in Freehold just before the Lord, by using me, delivered them of the DEMONS within them and in their household.
You're also wrong on several other points: They do not breed, and I do not summon them (that would be SORCERY!). I cast them out in the Name of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. GLORY!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-14-2008, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Vayhr of the Warhost
Have you even bleed before? Have you ever seen blood?
If you are too stupid to distinguish between ketchup and blood I don't think you have the visual nor intellectual capacity to help out Mother Glendie.
The only thing those Jehovah's Witnesses are going to think is that sweet Glendora is some kind of retard who doesn't know how to use a bottle of ketchup. Are those weirdos afraid of retards? Did they run from you when you displayed your mental limitations to them?
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You'd be surprised how many Jehovah's Witnesses cannot tell the difference between ketchup and blood.
If she wants to go with realistic-looking blood without going to the butcher's, then she could buy some fake stage blood. Most school theatre departments have a bottle or two for various plays.
Whoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-14-2008, 06:39 PM
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You'd be surprised how many Jehovah's Witnesses cannot tell the difference between ketchup and blood.
If she wants to go with realistic-looking blood without going to the butcher's, then she could buy some fake stage blood. Most school theatre departments have a bottle or two for various plays.
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You can also stock up when the dollar stores have it in October, or go to a party supply/costume shop where they pretty much have it year-round.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-15-2008, 12:39 AM
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You'd be surprised how many Jehovah's Witnesses cannot tell the difference between ketchup and blood.
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Let me guess. YOU are a Jehovah's Witless.
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-16-2008, 02:26 AM
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Let me guess. YOU are a Jehovah's Witless.
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No way!!
Michael Jackson was raised a Jehovah's Witness and everyone knows how he ended up.
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-17-2008, 04:21 PM
This is appropriate for this thread:
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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05-17-2008, 05:46 PM
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-17-2008, 11:03 PM
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-17-2008, 11:48 PM
Well eat my hat! Something extraordinary has just happened. The Jehovah's Witnesses were turning in at the street gate just about fifteen minutes ago. I could see the dark figures dressed in business suits and ties. I thought, Oh no, not them again, the homers from the cathedral are bad enough! Then the jiggaboos ... JWs ... almost tripped over the mysterious miniature flying machine that has been parked in the middle of my driveway since last night. The machine saw them coming, and suddenly sprang to life, hovered three feet into the air, and started to buzz menacingly! Glory! Well, the darkies got all bug-eyed and backed away from it carefully, then turned and ran back to the gate, and turned the corner, running up the street, their neckties flapping! Guess it's the first time they've actually witnessed something engineered by real live alien greys!
Well I was going to park the damn thing in my garage overnight, but now I think I'll leave it right where it is! Tip of the headmaster's hat!
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-18-2008, 03:29 PM
Jehovah's Witnesses are often silent when asked to prove their CORE doctrine:
That JESUS HAS ALREADY HAD HIS SECOND COMING IN 1914 and is ONLY working through their organization.
1914 (from Adventist William Miller) is to a JW what Mary and/or the Trinity is to Catholics or what Joseph Smith and the golden plates are to Mormons.
1914 is the Watchtower's #1 foundation dogma and it is false.
Watchtower dissident site http:/ / www.freeminds. org
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-18-2008, 08:58 PM
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Jehovah's Witnesses are often silent when asked to prove their CORE doctrine:
That JESUS HAS ALREADY HAD HIS SECOND COMING IN 1914 and is ONLY working through their organization.
1914 (from Adventist William Miller) is to a JW what Mary and/or the Trinity is to Catholics or what Joseph Smith and the golden plates are to Mormons.
1914 is the Watchtower's #1 foundation dogma and it is false.
Watchtower dissident site http:/ / www.freeminds. org
13,000 leave the Watchtower organization every month,find out why
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Many thanks Brother for further exposing this apostate church. We here at Landover have had no truck with JW who have traduced the Word of God!
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-18-2008, 11:10 PM
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Many thanks Brother for further exposing this apostate church. We here at Landover have had no truck with JW who have traduced the Word of God!
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Indeed. Outside Democrats, there's hardly anyone lower than a Bible-traducing apostate.
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
05-18-2008, 11:39 PM
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they tend to be so uptight that the mere sight of a naked body freaks them out.
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Not to mention the sight of all those arms waving around
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
06-06-2008, 12:58 AM
Just tell them that they must renounce thier evil "Religion to accept Jesus as their saviour and that you really enjoy the holidays...especially Christmas,JW's seem to have a big problem with Jesus' Birthday
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
08-28-2008, 04:26 PM
Just tell them you're a satanist, I know you're not but trust me it works.
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Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!! -
08-28-2008, 06:43 PM
We don't get bothered on the farm anymore, not by JW's or damn Mormons...(don't they look especially creepy , )
Same routine worked on both types.
One day the JW's turned up while I was painting my front door.
Another time Mormons trespassed while I painting the far gate.
JW's didn't seem to think green suited them,
nor did the Mormons think their suits looked good in that colour.
After I redecorated them , our address seemed to drop off their 'mailing list'.
You can get small sprayers really cheap these days , some are even rechargeable so they are handy to just have around anywhere...
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