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Dreams of landover women -
11-21-2010, 02:52 AM
First of all let me say that it's great there's this forum room for just us men. What I am going to say -- well I'd die if the ladies found out! Thank Jesus for this men's only forum!!
Anyway I keep having two dreams about the ladies here and there kinda disturbing. In one dream I'm in the early 1800s in the south and Miss April is my school marm. She yells at me and makes fun of me in front of the other kids but I still am in love with her. Anyway I run home crying and then Miss Vavolene takes care of me by giving me a hot bath. She scrubs me all over and it feels so good and she's saying all those things she does like "Lordy! Looky there chile! And and I get kinda hard seeings how I'm naked and wet and right there in front of her.
Then Miss April comes in and scolds me some more and then laughs at my penis even though it's the full 4.5 inches monster that it is. So humiliating!
In my next dream I'm naked in front of all the church ladies and ms Yalitha is going to show them how to do a circumcision but I'm screaming that I'm already circumcised but she goes ahead anyway and it hurts so much and she leaves it as a bloody mess.
So embarrassing! What do you men think of this is it normal?! And please don't tell the women about this!!
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-21-2010, 03:03 AM
Umm.... Brother.... I think you may have posted this in the wrong section.
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11-21-2010, 08:48 AM
That was something I really did not need to know.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-21-2010, 10:56 AM
Oh goodness! I thought this was a thread asking us girls what we dream about (Jesus of course).... I think you are in the wrong forum sir.
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11-21-2010, 11:31 AM
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-21-2010, 12:18 PM
Hey no worries JustGotSaved.
God must have wanted you to post this in the prayer shack for woman. Thats what you Christians always say right? Every time something goes wrong in your lives you justify and rationalize by deciding that it must be for some plan of Gods.
Like when you are late to work, your rushing, rushing, but then you get caught behind a red light and you are cursing Satan for making the light red. "Oh Satan stop working your evil magic causing this light to be red! Stop trying to make me late for work!" But then you get five blocks farther down the road and it appears that a monster gas guzzling four door GMC Yukon has just beet demolished by a semi truck and you Christians shout, "Ow thank you Jesus! Thank you for giving me the red light and saving me from a terrible car accident. It could have been me that was destroyed by the semi, thank you Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!".
Maybe this is like that. Maybe God wants the ladies to help you with your dreams.
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-21-2010, 02:05 PM
Ladies, the poor man missed the location of the men's forum. But what concerns me is that NONE of you offered your help, is that the way of True Christian ladies? For SHAME, when you come to us we offer our help do we not?
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11-21-2010, 02:44 PM
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Ladies, the poor man missed the location of the men's forum. But what concerns me is that NONE of you offered your help, is that the way of True Christian ladies? For SHAME, when you come to us we offer our help do we not?
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Oh my, Brother James, you're right! That was downright un-Christian of me, Brother JustGotSaved, and I'm sorry for not trying to help.
Umm.... uh... about your dream... uh...
Lets just see what the Bible says!
"And he said, Hear now my words: If there be a prophet among you, I the LORD will make myself known unto him in a vision, and will speak unto him in a dream." Numbers 12:6
Umm... maybe if we look at a different verse?
"And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams:" Acts 2:17
Er..... how about another verse?
"I will bless the LORD, who hath given me counsel: my reins also instruct me in the night seasons." Psalm 16:7
Oh gosh... I'm starting to notice a pattern here.
"For God speaketh once, yea twice, yet man perceiveth it not. In a dream, in a vision of the night, when deep sleep falleth upon men, in slumberings upon the bed; Then he openeth the ears of men, and sealeth their instruction," Job 33:14-16
Umm... lets just try this one more time, ok?
"In Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night: and God said, Ask what I shall give thee." 1 Kings 3:5
Could this be a prophecy!?
Umm... I think maybe a pastor should answer this question...
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-21-2010, 02:47 PM
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In my next dream I'm naked in front of all the church ladies and ms Yalitha is going to show them how to do a circumcision but I'm screaming that I'm already circumcised but she goes ahead anyway and it hurts so much and she leaves it as a bloody mess.
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The idiot can't even get my name right let alone Post in the correct Forum.
Now, what's all this about you wanting another Circumcision?
You know I have a waiting list?
A little bit of blood here and there never hurt anyone. One small Prick and its all over and done with.
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-21-2010, 04:05 PM
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A little bit of blood here and there never hurt anyone. One small Prick and its all over and done with.
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That reminds me Sister... do you do it the way some orthodox Joos do it? They put the circumcized tallywhacker in their mouth to stop the bleeding. Apparently.
As for the topic starter: I was going to reply that I have very similar dreams, but as this is in the wrong forum I'd rather not have the wimminfolk know about that.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-22-2010, 01:08 AM
Could we just get this moved to the men's forum? I don't want anymore attension here. This is the Worst day I've ever had.
But maybe wayward Jim has a good point. Just like the family inside the SUV that crashed so he could get to work on time maybe there's a point.
I bet Jesus let me make this mistake so that in doing so I might find a wife. I never would have told miss April but now she knows not only that I dream about her but she knows that I'm circumcised and how big I am. Heck 4.5 is nothing sometimes it can go to 4.75" !
I'm sorry felicity had to see that and Annie too. The last thing I want is for either of those young girls to picture me like I said in those dreams! But Also thanks for all the scripture that made me feel a little better.
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-22-2010, 01:30 AM
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.............. But maybe wayward Jim has a good point. Just like the family inside the SUV that crashed so he could get to work on time...............
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No wander you Christians have so many different interpretations of the bible; that's not exactly what I said. We'll anyway good luck courting you lass.
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
11-22-2010, 12:33 PM
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We'll anyway good luck courting you lass.
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Thanks, Brother!
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Re: Dreams of landover women -
02-20-2011, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JustGotSaved
First of all let me say that it's great there's this forum room for just us men. What I am going to say -- well I'd die if the ladies found out! Thank Jesus for this men's only forum!!
Anyway I keep having two dreams about the ladies here and there kinda disturbing. In one dream I'm in the early 1800s in the south and Miss April is my school marm. She yells at me and makes fun of me in front of the other kids but I still am in love with her. Anyway I run home crying and then Miss Vavolene takes care of me by giving me a hot bath. She scrubs me all over and it feels so good and she's saying all those things she does like "Lordy! Looky there chile! And and I get kinda hard seeings how I'm naked and wet and right there in front of her.
Then Miss April comes in and scolds me some more and then laughs at my penis even though it's the full 4.5 inches monster that it is. So humiliating!
In my next dream I'm naked in front of all the church ladies and ms Yalitha is going to show them how to do a circumcision but I'm screaming that I'm already circumcised but she goes ahead anyway and it hurts so much and she leaves it as a bloody mess.
My p
So embarrassing! What do you men think of this is it normal?! And please don't tell the women about this!!
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I thought we ran off that gal a long time ago but being the incubus she is, she comes and attacks good Christians in their sleep, even.
Lawd jeezuz, I woulda run home screamin iffen that harlot Miz April just done looked at me sideways. No wunner you been dreamin bout Ole Miz Vav.
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