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Default Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden - 03-20-2011, 04:27 AM

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I want all of you True Christian™ Americans to drop to your knees right now, and give thanks to Jesus that He rewarded you by making you one of His own. You could have been born in Godless Sweden, and had THIS false Christian pervert as your pastor.

Hahahahaha, dude. How can people like you be so wierdminded and plain dumb?.. ye wanna know some facts about Sweden??..referring to the 10 things that god hates sweden since the thread was closed... IKEA is nothing but a store that sells furniture and nothing more so it's pretty funny that you people get those ideas that you have. its just plain wierd and satanism? that made me laugh. And also that ABBA leadsinger directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths? Are you actually believing that? if you do im truly am sorry to know that i am the same race as you guys. And we lost our balls? dude I have NEVER seen a guy that has no balls in sweden so just cut that bullshit are you some wierd cult that sits in a ring and cut goats and think the world is evil?.. THE SWEDISH PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE THE REST OF ALL PEOPLE. and no our flag aint red and white, thats the danish flag.. our flag is blue and yellow and i dont care what you think of that but that just proves how uneducated you guys are. And no IKEA dont have a police force haha.. Does Starbucks have a swatteam at your place? or mcdonalds?.. i cannot believe that you guys are serious haha. And we make SAAB that has no floor and we gotta run to make it get somewhere?.. dude ye got plenty of SAAB in the US so just open yer eyes.. Astrid lindgren is swedish and made childbooks that is totally innocent ..Sweden is a country that accepts people for who they are like every normal country.. Did you know that USA raised beavers to overthrow god? USA does also have a giant green man under earth that feeds on melons and farmers. And USA made a big flying forrest that had dinosaurs in it that hoovers every tuesday outside seven eleven because the coffe tasted like melted laptops.. that's what ye guys sound like.. and please..people laugh at you so if you gonna lie things up please do it more professional..Getting abit annoying of yer trashtalking about a country you dont even have a clue of what it is or what it stands for.
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Default Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden - 03-20-2011, 04:40 AM

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Hahahahaha, dude. How can people like you be so wierdminded and plain dumb?.. ye wanna know some facts about Sweden??..referring to the 10 things that god hates sweden since the thread was closed... IKEA is nothing but a store that sells furniture and nothing more so it's pretty funny that you people get those ideas that you have. its just plain wierd and satanism? that made me laugh. And also that ABBA leadsinger directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths? Are you actually believing that? if you do im truly am sorry to know that i am the same race as you guys. And we lost our balls? dude I have NEVER seen a guy that has no balls in sweden so just cut that bullshit are you some wierd cult that sits in a ring and cut goats and think the world is evil?.. THE SWEDISH PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE THE REST OF ALL PEOPLE. and no our flag aint red and white, thats the danish flag.. our flag is blue and yellow and i dont care what you think of that but that just proves how uneducated you guys are. And no IKEA dont have a police force haha.. Does Starbucks have a swatteam at your place? or mcdonalds?.. i cannot believe that you guys are serious haha. And we make SAAB that has no floor and we gotta run to make it get somewhere?.. dude ye got plenty of SAAB in the US so just open yer eyes.. Astrid lindgren is swedish and made childbooks that is totally innocent ..Sweden is a country that accepts people for who they are like every normal country.. Did you know that USA raised beavers to overthrow god? USA does also have a giant green man under earth that feeds on melons and farmers. And USA made a big flying forrest that had dinosaurs in it that hoovers every tuesday outside seven eleven because the coffe tasted like melted laptops.. that's what ye guys sound like.. and please..people laugh at you so if you gonna lie things up please do it more professional..Getting abit annoying of yer trashtalking about a country you dont even have a clue of what it is or what it stands for.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden - 03-20-2011, 04:44 AM

and also.. America stands for pretty much the worst things in our world..all the big sick stuff comes from your country so dont be so damn big and tell that other countries are bad and shitty while you stand for most of it..And pluss, all of ye guys are far back européan from the start and immigrated to the US so many of you are tossin shit at your own origin. geez you got more people in a city than we have in the entire sweden so stop the wierdness okay? you got far more gay people than we have. you have far more sick people and far more that dont believe in god than we have. Sweden is FAR more safer and we have so much more history and made so much good inventions that you people take for granted so dont lecture us that stood long before you even had your America.
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Default Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden - 03-20-2011, 04:56 AM

I will not read since it doesnt matter. i dont believe in god since im realistic.BUT.. im very offended by the way you talk about sweden in that way. This is also a freedom of speach and dont insult us like you do or i will say what i want to say.. So if you insult me i wont hesitate to do the same to you and tell you guys what i believe and cant you even answere what i said? i dont care what you people believe or not but if you insult people then they will react and stand for it then and answere me.. if you do believe in what you say in here then stand up and prove me wrong ? i will surely discuss our political stand and the cold hard facts and history about sweden that is TRUE.
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Default Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden - 03-20-2011, 05:01 AM

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and also.. America stands for pretty much the worst things in our world..all the big sick stuff comes from your country so dont be so damn big and tell that other countries are bad and shitty while you stand for most of it..And pluss, all of ye guys are far back européan from the start and immigrated to the US so many of you are tossin shit at your own origin. geez you got more people in a city than we have in the entire sweden so stop the wierdness okay? you got far more gay people than we have. you have far more sick people and far more that dont believe in god than we have. Sweden is FAR more safer and we have so much more history and made so much good inventions that you people take for granted so dont lecture us that stood long before you even had your America.
Alxilla why do you hate Jesus? Have you no concept what Jesus has done for you? He gave you the slim chance for salvation. His father God, gave you life and all that you see. Young man give up your life of masturbation and Homersexual sex, turn to Jesus, for Salvation™. Why do you want o go to hell? Hell is a nasty place where Satan butt rapes you all day long, yes he shoves his massive tallywacker up your backside repeatedly until he is satisfied. Is that what you want? Surely that is NOT WHAT JESUS WANTS. I say repent, get down on your knees and ask that Jesus forgive you, beg for His mercy. Can I get an AMEN Brothers and Sisters?
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Default Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden - 03-20-2011, 05:46 AM

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Sweden is FAR more safer and we have so much more history and made so much good inventions that you people take for granted so dont lecture us that stood long before you even had your America.
Yes, we know the Swedes invented the zipper – leading to widespread promiscuity, fornication, and the sexual revolution. You people can't wait to get out of your knickers and start sinning on a moment's titillation.


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