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Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
03-13-2011, 06:04 PM
Sisters, I JUST had the MOST AMAZING experience not involving a Bible OF MY LIFE! I bought these new bath salts and they're called Ivory Wave and Vanilla Sky and Red Dove and White Dove (they're so great I just had to try different brands!!!) and I just feel great after using them and I've felt great for hours after using them!
I don't know what it is but after using them I just feel so RELAXED and GOOD and able to to concentrate on anything and all I want to do is to talk, talk, talk about JESUS! In fact they're so great all I want to do is to use them every couple of hours!! Because it's strange sometimes I've noticed lately if I hadn't had a bath within about 6-8 hours nowadays I start feeling DOWN again but I think it's because these bath salts are so nice!
Anyways Sisters I really think you should try these products out because I've found lately that it really helps with giving me more energy to do housework (not that I didn't do it before and enjoy it but you know sometimes we can get tired sometimes Sisters and now I don't get tired anymore!) and now I get my housework done much faster and it gives me more time to think about JESUS!!!
Your's in Christ!!
Lycia
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
03-13-2011, 07:27 PM
Wow, BATH SALTS! "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" you Know! And doesn't the Bible even mention "salt" somewhere?
I may even try them in the Shower!
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
03-13-2011, 09:16 PM
i enjoy cooking with my bath salts. That way my husband has a totally heterosexual way of enjoying these wonders of God's Creation with me. They are fun for the whole family!
Billy Bob was able to protect his family thanks to these bath salts by covering our heads with tin foil. This keeps the space demons from getting in. If you eat enough bath salt you can see them.
(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
03-14-2011, 12:25 AM
Thank you, Sister Lycia! Where can I get them?
PS: This isn't the first time you've reached out to help your sisters. God will remember it!
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
03-14-2011, 11:18 AM
Please forgive me for posting in this women's section, but when I saw this discussion taking place, I immediately felt some concern for the Ladies of Freehold.
Salt is the prime ingredient in making jerky and is prized for it's ability in drying out the meat being preserved.
So my question is, do these "bath salts" cause any harm to your cooters?
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
03-14-2011, 05:28 PM
Sister Lycia,
I have a ask for you. I have use bath salts before and is relax way for have a bath but if I'm honest (and I'm alway honest, everybody say me this from I were a little girl, even in kindergarden, I was always say the true no matter what ask they ask me I alway say the true even if was something I do that were naughty I were alway trueful).
OK, my ask: I why is this bath sals so better that others or so differents? What's the secret that make you seem be so happy and excite today?
Thanks
María Gálvez-Villalobos
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
Last edited by James Hutchins; 03-14-2011 at 09:25 PM.
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
04-29-2011, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Sisters, I JUST had the MOST AMAZING experience not involving a Bible OF MY LIFE! I bought these new bath salts and they're called Ivory Wave and Vanilla Sky and Red Dove and White Dove (they're so great I just had to try different brands!!!) and I just feel great after using them and I've felt great for hours after using them!
I don't know what it is but after using them I just feel so RELAXED and GOOD and able to to concentrate on anything and all I want to do is to talk, talk, talk about JESUS! In fact they're so great all I want to do is to use them every couple of hours!! Because it's strange sometimes I've noticed lately if I hadn't had a bath within about 6-8 hours nowadays I start feeling DOWN again but I think it's because these bath salts are so nice!
Anyways Sisters I really think you should try these products out because I've found lately that it really helps with giving me more energy to do housework (not that I didn't do it before and enjoy it but you know sometimes we can get tired sometimes Sisters and now I don't get tired anymore!) and now I get my housework done much faster and it gives me more time to think about JESUS!!!
Your's in Christ!!
Lycia
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My wife got herself some of those bath salts and during her first time using them she finally heard Jesus speak for the first time. I've always had conversations with Jesus, but this was her first time and she is filling more Saved® than ever.
The second time she says an angel came before her and told her that she would have a Christian soldier and that his name would be Thoth-Amon. That's not a Christian name. Clearly, Jesus is messing with her, right? Because she's a dumb women, right?
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
04-29-2011, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Sisters, I JUST had the MOST AMAZING experience not involving a Bible OF MY LIFE! I bought these new bath salts and they're called Ivory Wave and Vanilla Sky and Red Dove and White Dove (they're so great I just had to try different brands!!!) and I just feel great after using them and I've felt great for hours after using them!
I don't know what it is but after using them I just feel so RELAXED and GOOD and able to to concentrate on anything and all I want to do is to talk, talk, talk about JESUS! In fact they're so great all I want to do is to use them every couple of hours!! Because it's strange sometimes I've noticed lately if I hadn't had a bath within about 6-8 hours nowadays I start feeling DOWN again but I think it's because these bath salts are so nice!
Anyways Sisters I really think you should try these products out because I've found lately that it really helps with giving me more energy to do housework (not that I didn't do it before and enjoy it but you know sometimes we can get tired sometimes Sisters and now I don't get tired anymore!) and now I get my housework done much faster and it gives me more time to think about JESUS!!!
Your's in Christ!!
Lycia
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Sister, I'm allergic to Dove and Ivory products (something I didn't think was worth pestering God to cure) Is Vanilla Sky a different brand?
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
04-29-2011, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
The second time she says an angel came before her and told her that she would have a Christian soldier and that his name would be Thoth-Amon. That's not a Christian name. Clearly, Jesus is messing with her, right? Because she's a dumb women, right?
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Maybe she heard Him wrong?
At least she didn't think He said "Cthulhu"!
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
04-29-2011, 12:30 PM
Heh heh. Silly women and their hygienes. Why, if I need a bath, the LORD sends me one from the sky while I'm out huntin.
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
04-29-2011, 03:02 PM
That sounds lovely, to bad I never take baths, my mother insists on us just taking short supervised showers every day, so we don't do anything naughty.
But maybe I could see if Dove have any other products I can use. I am in need of new handbalm.
Yours in Christ
Elisabeth
Proverbs 14:1
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
05-05-2011, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Pure_Angel
That sounds lovely, to bad I never take baths, my mother insists on us just taking short supervised showers every day, so we don't do anything naughty.
But maybe I could see if Dove have any other products I can use. I am in need of new handbalm.
Yours in Christ
Elisabeth
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There is a product called "double doves" which might just be because we have been made with 2 hands. I think it could be protein enriched - in any event it does have a pronounced protein-balm-type-effect on the hands which lasts for hours. And it's shower friendly: very friendly! (some other products come off rather quickly in the shower I find).
I've never tried it in a bath though, so perhaps this post may be slightly off-topic?
Sorry Lycia if it is - just delete if you think that's right & I'll re-word my reply
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
05-10-2011, 07:02 PM
Forgive me for I know I'm a man posting in this female thread but I believe I can help.
They have new and improved concentrated bath salts out there now. One is called Tranquility. It's so potent that you don't need to take a bath with it!
All you have to do is put a small amount in your nose and breath. Immediately you will feel empowered and ready to praise Jesus from the highest mountain!!!
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Re: Sisters, you HAVE to try these new bath salts!!!!! -
05-10-2011, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by MountainMan916
Forgive me for I know I'm a man posting in this female thread but I believe I can help.
They have new and improved concentrated bath salts out there now. One is called Tranquility. It's so potent that you don't need to take a bath with it!
All you have to do is put a small amount in your nose and breath. Immediately you will feel empowered and ready to praise Jesus from the highest mountain!!!
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Perhaps this is the built in air purification & climate control system I've read about in some cars? although I gather some people found the Mitsubishi's unreliable after a while..
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