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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-05-2010, 07:57 PM

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What is hard to understand. This is a True Christian forum. Don't you want to be saved and love the Lord.
Christianity has nothing to do with the facts of the post being wrong.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-05-2010, 08:05 PM

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Christianity has nothing to do with the facts of the post being wrong.
True Christianity has everything to do with everything.
It would be wise of you to remember that, if you have any wish of going to heaven.




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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-05-2010, 11:20 PM

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Christianity has nothing to do with the facts of the post being wrong.
Of Christianity has something to do with knowing the truth. I do wish you start believing in the Lord to help in your learning.

Psalm 145:18 The LORD is nigh unto all them that call upon him, to all that call upon him in truth.

James 1:5 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.


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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 12:33 AM

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Of Christianity has something to do with knowing the truth. I do wish you start believing in the Lord to help in your learning.
Most of my intelligence comes directly from God's words. This stops me from becoming a "JellyBrain" like our silly uneducated danish friend.


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 09:01 AM

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...4&postcount=11

Now tell me, in which aspect does this has something to do with christianity, other than I said I didn't love the "lord"?

I can't see how facts like these can have anything to do with that guy, so please, do educate me.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...4&postcount=11

Now tell me, in which aspect does this has something to do with christianity, other than I said I didn't love the "lord"?

I can't see how facts like these can have anything to do with that guy, so please, do educate me.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 09:52 AM

Hi,

Been a member here before, under a few names, just want to say what is in this thread is to my knowledge correct, and if we will go to hell for it, then you are correct in stating it and thank you for the warning.

I made a video about ungodly celebs, I think you might appreciate it, it tells with pictures how the big teen celebs are in cahoots with the devil.

Bad, bad Romance with the Devil

Take care, this is ok, it's cool, wish ya the very best.

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 10:01 AM

And, I'm sorry for the things I said but you kept getting under my skin. I could also ask you if you hate Jesus etc because we have all fallen, so one cannot answer yes to that question. Ain't nobody here who haven't hated Jesus at one time or another, except maybe Cranky Old Man
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 10:06 AM

Anyway, good luck Landover, in finding the narrow path, and walking it, as well.

God bless you Iowan guys and girls,

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And, I'm sorry for the things I said but you kept getting under my skin. I could also ask you if you hate Jesus etc because we have all fallen, so one cannot answer yes to that question. Ain't nobody here who haven't hated Jesus at one time or another, except maybe Cranky Old Man
I hope your sincere in your apology and repent all the bad the things you said.

Why would anyone want to hate Jesus and God. Brother Cranky does not hate Jesus.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 10:25 AM

Hi again Lisa, I still remember you as the apple in the Lord's eye, no less.

Uhm. Now I do mean it sincerely. But I gotta say, it creates a sense or feeling of discomfort that you do not apologize in any way for what happened on your side, such as slandering my country, my country men, my friends, my family, and myself, and all the posts you (not you alone of course!). I would think that the perfect sign of a True Christian would be contrition, and not perhaps a sense of pride and surety in own righteousness and salvation.

Point is, it feels a bit weird to apologize if guys on the other side who hurt me does not do the same, or show any regret, whatsoever.

So, in the event anybody here said the slightest thing that was insulting or hurtful, in the pit of the heart, I assume there is a tacit apology, and no need to speak further of it.

Good luck with love y'all, good luck,

Jesper, contrite dane in general

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We are not COMPLETELY ungodly over here you know!

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Bless ya Landover, take care!!!

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Hi again Lisa, I still remember you as the apple in the Lord's eye, no less.

Uhm. Now I do mean it sincerely. But I gotta say, it creates a sense or feeling of discomfort that you do not apologize in any way for what happened on your side, such as slandering my country, my country men, my friends, my family, and myself, and all the posts you (not you alone of course!). I would think that the perfect sign of a True Christian would be contrition, and not perhaps a sense of pride and surety in own righteousness and salvation.

Point is, it feels a bit weird to apologize if guys on the other side who hurt me does not do the same, or show any regret, whatsoever.

So, in the event anybody here said the slightest thing that was insulting or hurtful, in the pit of the heart, I assume there is a tacit apology, and no need to speak further of it.

Good luck with love y'all, good luck,

Jesper, contrite dane in general

ps. My own gospel song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfd-GQl9-3k

We are not COMPLETELY ungodly over here you know!
I am glad you are sincere in your apology and you remember me. Why do you think I was being mean to you. I was only trying to help you. If I did say anything mean it was because you were being mean to my True Christian friends.


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 12:28 PM

Just forget it. I would suggest that you delete the other thread, about Denmark, and keep this one instead. I think you will find people much more agreeable, at least danes, if that were entirely gone from the forums, even if COM is worthy of all the respect in the world, it is a bit of a troublemaker, that particular one. It seems to have a way of setting Danish visitors on edge, even if that is not the intention that has been the result. I do not wish and apology, from anyone, but deleting that thread and starting over in this one would be a great boon, a great favor indeed.

Could you consider it at least?

God bless you guys!

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Just forget it. I would suggest that you delete the other thread, about Denmark, and keep this one instead.
Why, thank you for your unsolicited input into the running of our forum! Both threads are staying put.

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I think you will find people much more agreeable, at least danes, if that were entirely gone from the forums, even if COM is worthy of all the respect in the world, it is a bit of a troublemaker, that particular one.
Brother COM is indeed worthy of all the respect in the world -- in fact, he is more worthy, more valuable than all the Denmarkians that exist, or have ever existed!

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Good. They need to be confronted by their vileness, so that they may repent of said vileness.

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I do not wish and apology, from anyone, but deleting that thread and starting over in this one would be a great boon, a great favor indeed.

Could you consider it at least?
No. GOD does not owe your ghastly nation any favours -- so we will be following His lead, and ignoring your request.

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 12:53 PM

Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the sons of God. -Jesus Christ, the Sermon on the Mount, in the gospel of Matthew, chapter 5

I can't really respond to that without getting into trouble.

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-06-2010, 02:04 PM

Denmark is a horrible, horrible country. I have heard that they are even trying to boycott the USA!

I say the only way to retaliate against these threats is to campaign for the president to launch a full-scale war against them! It should be easier, now that we got all of those troops out of Iraq.
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Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the sons of God. -Jesus Christ, the Sermon on the Mount, in the gospel of Matthew, chapter 5

I can't really respond to that without getting into trouble.

Bless ya,

Jesper
I don't think you know what the word "peace" means. This website explains it better: http://www.conservapedia.com/Bible_R...oject#Examples

Original term: Greek εἰρήνη transliteration: "eirene"

English translation: "peace"

Usage: "... Jesus came and stood among them and said, 'Peace be with you!'" John 20:19

Lack of clarity: "peace" now means an absence of war

Real meaning: an inner peace and lack of personal fear or anxiety

Suggested improvement: replace "peace" with "tranquility"
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Uhm. Now I do mean it sincerely. But I gotta say, it creates a sense or feeling of discomfort that you do not apologize in any way for what happened on your side, such as slandering my country, my country men, my friends, my family, and myself, and all the posts you (not you alone of course!).
Galatians 4:16 Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth?
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Just forget it. I would suggest that you delete the other thread, about Denmark, and keep this one instead. I think you will find people much more agreeable, at least danes, if that were entirely gone from the forums, even if COM is worthy of all the respect in the world, it is a bit of a troublemaker, that particular one. It seems to have a way of setting Danish visitors on edge, even if that is not the intention that has been the result. I do not wish and apology, from anyone, but deleting that thread and starting over in this one would be a great boon, a great favor indeed.

Could you consider it at least?

God bless you guys!

Jesper
Request denied. We're Christians. We don't care what unsaved trash think. We only care about doing God's will.

Why don't you do us and yourself a favor and give up your heathen ways? Accept Christ as your personal Savior and avoid spending eternity in hell with the rest of your savage eskimo countrymen.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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