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Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-26-2011, 10:43 PM
-I loved your devotion to marriage between a male and a female.
-I loved your hatred of abortion.
-I loved your hatred of queers.
-I loved your pledge to keep my taxes low.
-I loved your hatred of Obamacare.
-I loved your devotion to a strong military devoted to killing those that don’t believe in the same things as us, and that you wouldn’t raise my taxes to pay for their mission.
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-I forgave your confusion between John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy.
-I forgave your sucking the public tit for farm subsidies and accepting federal funds for your husband’s “Pray the Gay Away” programs.
-I forgave your acceptance of foster care funds to care for that fresh meat funneled into your household.
-I forgave your confusion about the status of the Soviet Union.
But, dear Michele, I have found a new hero. His name is Rick Perry. He stands with you for all those things you hate, but he is a male Texan and we all know what stand-up guys they are.
-He has signed all the pledges you signed, showing he is on the right side of everything you believe in.
-He has treated poor people in his state the way they should be treated – as scum for their lack of belief and effort to attain the American Way of Life.
-He talks a bit funny just like another of my heroes, George W. Bush.
-He carries a gun while jogging.
So, Michele, I have transferred my loyalty to Rick. He is the salvation of our nation. And besides, he isn’t a fuzzy-bunny Minnesotan like you, Walter Mondale, Hubert Humphrey, and Harold Stassen.
But there is a bright-side, Michele:
If Rick doesn’t cut the mustard in New Hampshire, I will go to the barricades for you against that magic underwear-wearing liberal neo-commie, Mitt Romansky, unless Harold Stassen (he might be dead) steps forward to save the nation.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Re: Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-26-2011, 10:52 PM
Shout Glory, Brother!!
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Re: Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-27-2011, 12:08 AM
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...I will go to the barricades for you against that magic underwear-wearing liberal neo-commie, Mitt Romansky
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Is his underwear as magical as the silly goat's blanket you have on your head?
It is time for the Republican party to stop putting forth religious pretenders from cults like the LDS, Pentacostals and Baptwits. The smart and Godly move would be to get a good Catholic lad at the top of the ticket who could lead a proper effort to overturn Roe v. Wade. With five of our boys already on the Supreme Court it really shouldn't take much.
Bless you, my jurisprudence joke,
Father Mo
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Re: Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-27-2011, 12:15 AM
A Catholic President might work, as long as he never visits Dallas.
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Re: Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-27-2011, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
A Catholic President might work, as long as he never visits Dallas.
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Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-27-2011, 02:27 AM
I actually think it would be against The Bible to have a female president even if it happens to be a Godly Republican woman, cause women should not rule a country, they should be at home making dinner for their Christian husbands that they are married to, and to clean the house every day, thats what The Bible says and it would be blasphemy to not agree with that! So yes, i hope Rick Perry wins.
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Re: Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-27-2011, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Proud Faroese
I actually think...
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You must be new to this lot.
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...it would be against The Bible to have a female president even if it happens to be a Godly Republican woman, cause women should not rule a country, they should be at home making dinner for their Christian husbands that they are married to, and to clean the house every day
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While there is much truth to this as far as old testament teachings are concerned, I can find nothing to suggest that there is any such thing as a Godly Republican woman. A quick examination of either Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann (That's a French/Jewish name isn't it?) clearly illustrates that so-called Republican women are unfit to work as dog-catchers in the Antarctic.
One is married to a man who, if he was any lighter in the loafers, would blow away in a small breeze and the other is a Pentecostal with the IQ of a salad bar and yet her 'husband' can't keep her in line or their daughter from sleeping with a brain-dead puck-head.
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So yes, i hope Rick Perry wins.
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So you are imagining a two Democrat race for the White House?
Oh wait... he crossed over that particular divide as well didn't he.
Bless you, my ignivomous islander,
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Re: Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-27-2011, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Is his underwear as magical as the silly goat's blanket you have on your head?
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LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I can't hear yooooooooouuuuuuu.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Re: Michele, I hardly knew you -
08-27-2011, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by HTannor
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I can't hear yooooooooouuuuuuu.
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He reminds me of why I used to hide at night having nightmares of men in dresses with wandering hands.
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