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Default Outsourcing my prayers to you - 10-03-2021, 06:46 AM

I need prayers. I have been working as a priest in a small Bavarian town for more than 20 years. Never ever have I trespassed. But some of the boys I used as altar boys in the 1990's seduced me and forced me to fornicate with them because they were influenced by Satan and protestants. I have prayed for God to forgive them for their seductive ways but they are unrepenting. I am ready to forgive them but they insist on suing not only our church but also me personally. The guilty are persecuting the innocent. I need your prayers. Also, take the vaccine.
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Default Re: Outsourcing my prayers to you - 10-03-2021, 04:47 PM

Greetings from a fellow Catholic Priest and Ave Maria.

I'm very sorry about what happened to you. Unfortunately, the Devil can turn kids into homosexuals since the day of their birth. However, there is no way that a member of the infallible Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Churchcan fall victmin of the sin of sodomy, therefore, i have to suppose that you did not poperly took part in the Holy Rituals. And no, i'm not using the No True Scotsman argument.

Since you sinned, there is no place for a non-Celibate person like you in the clergy. It makes me wonder also if you ever took part in fasting? Despite what godless secular science claims, celibacy and fasting are healthy, because most of the people in history that took part in those rituals were all Christian Saints, therefore, immortal beings.


While is very unlikely that you will continue being a Priest (unless you find a good Bishop to cover you) you can still spend the rest of your life walking a path of redemption. Otherwise, you can still join this Church. Either way, you have higher chances of Salvation than any Blasphemer of the Holy Spirit, since Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is pretty willing to forgive any rapist who is willing to repent.


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Default Re: Outsourcing my prayers to you - 10-03-2021, 05:55 PM

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Greetings from a fellow Catholic Priest and Ave Maria.

I'm very sorry about what happened to you. Unfortunately, the Devil can turn kids into homosexuals since the day of their birth.
You could be right about this. Satan is sneaky. Getting to kids within minutes of their birth sounds like something he would do.
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However, there is no way that a member of the infallible Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Churchcan fall victmin of the sin of sodomy, therefore, i have to suppose that you did not poperly took part in the Holy Rituals.
This sounds like propaganda to me.
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And no, i'm not using the No True Scotsman argument.
Let's leave those cross-dressing perverts out of this, okay?


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While is very unlikely that you will continue being a Priest (unless you find a good Bishop to cover you)
Of course, he'll continue being a priest! We are talking about the same Roman Catholic Church, aren't we?
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. . . you can still spend the rest of your life walking a path of redemption. Otherwise, you can still join this Church.
Hold up, right there, Padre. Don't go issuing invitations to OUR church! That's for Pastor Zeke and the Senior staff to decide. Catholic clergy take vows of poverty, don't they? With that in mind, the average rank-and-file pedophile who doesn't have keys to the Vatican vaults doesn't have a lot to offer
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Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is pretty willing to forgive any rapist who is willing to repent.
Well, you do have a point there, Padre. Just as a stopped clock is right twice a day, so have you inadvertently stumbled upon some actual Biblical truth in your religious efforts to throw spiritual spaghetti on the wall in the hopes that something will stick. Rape is not an unforgiveable sin. Sometimes all a young lady has to do is marry the guy and God is willing to excuse her from being stoned to death. Glad we can agree on something.


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Jesus Re: Outsourcing my prayers to you - 10-05-2021, 03:38 PM

Friend, God loves those that love Him with no question or doubt.
Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I need prayers. I have been working as a priest in a small Bavarian town for more than 20 years. Never ever have I trespassed. But some of the boys I used as altar boys in the 1990's seduced me and forced me to fornicate with them because they were influenced by Satan and protestants. I have prayed for God to forgive them for their seductive ways but they are unrepenting. I am ready to forgive them but they insist on suing not only our church but also me personally. The guilty are persecuting the innocent. I need your prayers. Also, take the vaccine.
Oh, you poor pathetic, perverted priest! You must have a very tough job if you allow innocent children to gang up on you. Why don't you peddle your lies down the street, at the Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall? If you're looking for sympathy and pity here, then you're knocking on the wrong door. And, you will find that Almighty has no time for you, either!

Hebrews 10:26 " For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins,"

Mark 9:42 "And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea."
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Default Re: Outsourcing my prayers to you - 10-06-2021, 02:39 AM

Landover Baptist can save the souls of the most fallen of Christians, such as Catholics. We have a couple of them on this thread.

Jesus would be pleased if you both would convert to Real Christianity. Until then, contemplate an eternity in fire.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Outsourcing my prayers to you - 10-06-2021, 11:04 PM

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I need prayers. I have been working as a priest in a small Bavarian town for more than 20 years. Never ever have I trespassed. But some of the boys I used as altar boys in the 1990's seduced me and forced me to fornicate with them because they were influenced by Satan and protestants. I have prayed for God to forgive them for their seductive ways but they are unrepenting.
Jesus foretold that believers would be persecuted - God mentioned that the soul of fornicators would die in a lake of fire

You seem to be fulfilling both prophecies.
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