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Default Pray for my co- workers - 05-22-2008, 10:55 PM

This is a prayer request for my Godless, heathen-sinner co-workers.
I work in a machine shop and I have been constantly assaulted by pornographic depictions of female breasts.
And everyone in the shop uses the "F" word constantly.
After I quietly, but firmly informed my supervisor, everyone started calling me "Fornication hater"
My first thoughts were to burn the building, but then God told me to ignore them as they would be sodomized by demons and burn in a lake of fire. Glory and Amen.
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Default Re: Pray for my co- workers - 05-22-2008, 10:59 PM

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This is a prayer request for my Godless, heathen-sinner co-workers.
I work in a machine shop and I have been constantly assaulted by pornographic depictions of female breasts.
And everyone in the shop uses the "F" word constantly.
After I quietly, but firmly informed my supervisor, everyone started calling me "Fornication hater"
My first thoughts were to burn the building, but then God told me to ignore them as they would be sodomized by demons and burn in a lake of fire. Glory and Amen.
Ignore them friend? Were is you compassion. You need to witness to them NOW so they can find Jesus. Remember friend Christ did not reward you with that job just so you could grow fat and happy. Get in their and fight the good fight for those sinner’s souls!



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Default Re: Pray for my co- workers - 05-22-2008, 11:15 PM

Yes, Pastor Bobby, I think you are right.
I'm looking for just the right scripture to recite, one that will open their eyes to the true word of God!
(I can tell by the look on their faces when I recite scripture that something is working)
Can you recommend a few passages?

Praise Jesus!
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Default Re: Pray for my co- workers - 05-23-2008, 12:06 AM

You might want to refer to THIS Godly website for more information.

Friend, I'm thinking you need to get right with God yourself, first.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for my co- workers - 05-23-2008, 05:39 AM

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I have been constantly assaulted by pornographic depictions of female breasts.
i bet that were horribles, Mr.gothtard. that gotta be every man's worstest nitemare, to gets beat up by a bunch of nekkid boobies

i prays your mind scars heal real soon an here be a angel to watch over you --->
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Default Re: Pray for my co- workers - 05-23-2008, 07:26 PM

I think if you try real hard you can walk with Jesus to salvation, friend.

Remember, these men you work beside are fallen creatures. Their loins know God's command to be fruitful and multiply, but their fallen nature leads them to pervert the need to bring forth children into sexural filth. They surround themselves with these pornographical pictures because they have not surrounded themselves with Jesus' pure and beautiful love.

They are to be pitied. For what is the love of a pair of tits when compared to the love of Jesus?

My late wife Hulga knew the Lord and did her duty, and our Godly congress was blessed with children -- the fruit of our loins, as the Good Book puts it. But it was not for pleasure, no, not at all. In fact dear Hulga was a veritable saint in reminding me that she found not one bit of fun in our coupling, and that it disgusted and nauseated her horribly. What a woman! What a helpmeet! To obey God's injunction to be fruitful even when it means she had to submit to what she found foul and degrading -- that is a True Christian woman!

But I wander. Of course mammaries are required for the suckling of young. And as the Song of Solomon reminds us, in youth we may find the sight of these organs wonderful.

Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies. Song of Solomon 4:5

Yet the Evangelist later reminds us that in the end we shall be changed; we will put on that which is incorruptible.

In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. 1 Corinthians 15:52


Machinists are by profession materialists, but the Lord is not material! In the end the men who despise you shall have their abode in a place where metal glows from the heat and their living flesh bubbles and chars. Steam shall sing from their nostrils as from the spout of a kettle, and yet they shall not die -- such is the mercy of the Lord.

Be strong in Christ's merciful love.

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Default Re: Pray for my co- workers - 07-02-2008, 06:55 PM

Hey Gothard,

My prayers are with you my friend. It is indeed challenging to get on with our jobs in the secular world at times - especially when the culture of the workplace seems to revolve around things that we Christians know are wrong. As a police officer, being a Christian can be very difficult at times. Unfortunately 'beer and boobies' seem to be the sum total of some people's thought processes.

Do a google for 'St Patrick's Breastplate Prayer'. I always find it uplifting when things get tough. Don't be anything stupid please, (ie burning things!!), and remember we on the forum are praying for you.
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Default Re: Pray for my co- workers - 07-02-2008, 07:05 PM

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Do a google for 'St Patrick's Breastplate Prayer'. I always find it uplifting when things get tough.
I can appreciate you trying to help human trash friend; but prayers from a drunken Irish mick aren't going to help things. Can you not quote something directly from the Bible and try and get him to tithe?
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