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Default Communist Cuba Legalizes Homerism, God Sends Hurrican Ian - 09-26-2022, 11:39 PM

It didn't take long for God to show his anger at Cuba. An island-wide vote to legalize "gay marriage and adoption" led quickly to Hurricane Ian. It is one of the most deadly for years.

When will people like those sinners in Cuba connect the dots.? There was a saying, "Commit the crime, do the time." I'm starting a new one, "Commit the sin, you will not win." Flaunting sin in Jesus' face will only bring misery for eternity.

Cubans vote to legalize same-sex marriage, adoption | World News (christianpost.com)


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Communist Cuba Legalizes Homerism, God Sends Hurrican Ian - 09-27-2022, 01:26 AM

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Fidel Castro was known for rounding up both religious people and LGBT people, putting them in labor camps following his 1959 revolution.
I was shocked to read this. Imagine not only being persecuted for your faith but having your faith equated to homosexuality. And then getting thrown in a slave labor camp surrounded by jeering queers making lascivious comments and mincing around raping Christians in the showers. Castro was a fag enabler (Romans 1:32).


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Default Re: Communist Cuba Legalizes Homerism, God Sends Hurrican Ian - 09-27-2022, 06:31 AM

As you know, for seasonal gifts I like to buy Cuban cigars for those who smoke them: the thought has always been appreciated I'd felt: but now? Can Havanas still be purchased safely? I order them in advance, you see. There's a very good cigar basement not too far away, the whole floor is climate controlled, but you're never 100 per cent sure – and it's worth that little extra effort for a special occasion.

What is the likelihood that a box of cigars ordered direct were made using leaves infused with oils exuded from the skin of a gay?

Considering how one enjoys a cigar, perhaps with port or brandy after a meal, exudates are the last thing I'd want on the lips of our Pastoral Team at Christmas from something I'd sent. There's another source in Geneva, stocking only vintage and well-aged cigars I'm considering. Should I consider a cutoff date (e.g. 2004) or would another source i.e. Jamaica, Java, be appropriate? At least the gay is punishable in those places by prison, torture, and vigilante methods (variable) but could there be other demons in exuded oils from the bodies of these other peoples? It's very difficult for me to think about this topic so any guidance would be appreciated.

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Default Re: Communist Cuba Legalizes Homerism, God Sends Hurrican Ian - 09-27-2022, 02:12 PM

The eye of the hurricane is now over Cuba. I like to think the eye of the hurricane is God's eye looking down at special things he wants to destroy. There might even be a smiling God as he watches another gay bath house go sailing away.


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