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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 05:06 PM
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So you agree then that you are a dooblefist.
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Nope, as dooblefist is a made up word (much like your Bible) no one can be one.
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 05:25 PM
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Nope, as dooblefist is a made up word (much like your Bible) no one can be one.
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Then why did you respond to me when I clearly directed the question at a dooblefist, dooblefist?
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 06:47 PM
brothers, do not fight so, we are all equal in the eyes of the lord
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 06:56 PM
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So the LBC does not use any form of banking?
Is it all under Pastor Al's mattress?
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Since we don't sell anything and donations are entirely voluntary, we operate at a huge loss. But we don't mind because we are spreading the Word of God.
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 06:57 PM
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Then why did you respond to me when I clearly directed the question at a dooblefist, dooblefist?
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Oh sorry I did not notice any posts from a Mr Dooblefist about the Mad Prophet Helmholtz and his attempts to be sent to prison. I must have missed those.
I look forward to seeing what Mr Dooblefist has to say about your lack of logic.
RAmen
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 07:01 PM
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Since we don't sell anything and donations are entirely voluntary, we operate at a huge loss. But we don't mind because we are spreading the Word of God.
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Then why do you waste what little money you have on the things like the Gold taps you have admitted to in the past? Would not standard chrome ones leave you with more money to spread your message/lies?
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 07:02 PM
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Oh sorry I did not notice any posts from a Mr Dooblefist about the Mad Prophet Helmholtz and his attempts to be sent to prison. I must have missed those.
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Your apology is conditionally accepted Mr Dooblefist.
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 07:10 PM
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Then why do you waste what little money you have on the things like the Gold taps you have admitted to in the past? Would not standard chrome ones leave you with more money to spread your message/lies?
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Why not use stone taps while we are add it. Because it is God's money and God only wants the best, that is why so we give him quality. We could be cheep like Catholics and raise tardy shacks like St Peters but as TRUE Christians™ we render on to God what God deserves.
Even Father Mo admits we praise Jesus in one of the best golf courses on the planets.
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 07:15 PM
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Your apology is conditionally accepted Mr Dooblefist.
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Oh looks like I missed Mr Dooblefist, how come I can't see his posts?
Are they that bad they all get removed?
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 07:19 PM
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Why not use stone taps while we are add it. Because it is God's money and God only wants the best, that is why so we give him quality. We could be cheep like Catholics and raise tardy shacks like St Peters but as TRUE Christians™ we render on to God what God deserves.
Even Father Mo admits we praise Jesus in one of the best golf courses on the planets.
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Must leave you very short of funds for your propaganda then.
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-11-2009, 10:10 PM
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Must leave you very short of funds for your propaganda then.
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Well you could help by clicking the Paypal button rather than wasting your time counting your Billions your so-called "god" has given you.
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06-11-2009, 11:48 PM
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Well you could help by clicking the Paypal button rather than wasting your time counting your Billions your so-called "god" has given you.
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I am not going to donate money to fund the spreading of your false religion, any spare cash I have goes to The official FSM church missionary pirate boat.
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Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site? -
06-12-2009, 12:31 AM
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I am not going to donate money to fund the spreading of your false religion, any spare cash I have goes to The official FSM church missionary pirate boat.
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And a worthy cause it is Brother!! Pirates will surely roam the seven seas again, with swag, rum and wenches!!
RAmen!!!
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