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Angry some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 09:57 PM

Hello, my real name is Miles Alegria, i live in mexico, i am catholic, and i was wandering around the internet and found this...
i'd like to ask all of you
Why are you SO close-minded?
i have read some of your posts, about furries, about Catholic religion, about most things... and i noticed something...
you can not accept ANYTHING that is different from you, eh?
i saw how you pulverized a poor guy for being furry...
i read about that you can be saved by God if you do a "kind donation" i saw the "true christian TM" stuff... A RELIGION IS NOT A TRADEMARK!!!!
A religion is something you belive in... something that caracterizes you and your people, everyone is free to belive what they want...
Now, if you think being a Furry, being a Goth, being a Catholic, being WHATEVER different from your religion is being "in the path of satan" then, you are WRONG... ya heard me?
W-R-O-N-G
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i know what ya gonna do, i know you gonna say that i am possesed by a demon, but no... or ya gonna say things about me, to piss me off... i know, you gonna say that i am attemting to break your religion...
wrong again
i belive in jesus, in God, in everything that is saint and holy, i hate Satan, Beelzebub, the Devil... however you wanna call it...
i pray every night...
i go to church...every week...
i certainly want to hear your answers, but i'll warn you...
Give me RATIONAL answers, something that has a valid fundament, a factible argument... i don't wanna hear
"you are not obeying God!"
"You are going the wrong path!"
i DARE ya!
GIVE-ME-RATIONAL-AND-ELOQUENT-ANSWERS!
Thanks for your attention
-With love, A Furry
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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 10:02 PM

Scripture???
Don't make me laugh!
Show EVERYONE that the so-called bible of yours was written by God or Jesus...
you could write it yourselves...
prove us... EVERYONE that the bible was written by God...
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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 10:04 PM

Wrong, little fella. You have no rights here.

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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 10:05 PM

keep this in mid: i'm not doin' this for a fight affair...
i just want to know why you are like this....

btw, what's with the shrimp?
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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 10:08 PM

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you could write it yourselves...
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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 10:09 PM

whoa, whoa, whoa!!!
RIGHTS HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Who the heck are you to say if i got rights or not?
please, government os WAY MORE powerful than ya!
the constitution sez we ALL got rights...
To belive what we want...
To do what we want....without harming others....
belive me, if you want any scriptures, go to the constitution, there is some heavy scripture, WAY MORE POWERFUL THAN YA!!!

...

i....still wonder, why the shrimp?
even though i disagree to this way of thinking, i am still curious of your beliefs....
sincerely, i'd like to know more of your religion...
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whoa, whoa, whoa!!!
RIGHTS HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Who the heck are you to say if i got rights or not?
please, government os WAY MORE powerful than ya!
the constitution sez we ALL got rights...
To belive what we want...
To do what we want....without harming others....
belive me, if you want any scriptures, go to the constitution, there is some heavy scripture, WAY MORE POWERFUL THAN YA!!!
I've told you what the Constitution says. If you care to discuss the matter further, I can put you in contact with my unsaved lawyer. His billing rate is rather high, though.

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i....still wonder, why the shrimp?
even though i disagree to this way of thinking, i am still curious of your beliefs....
sincerely, i'd like to know more of your religion...
Have you ever read the Old Testament?


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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 10:17 PM

it's.....no...use
i can't beat you.... maybe because...
...
...
...
Ok, go ahead, just one more thing i'd like to say...
VIVA FURRIES!
VIVA ROCK!
YAY GOTH!
PUNK, GO FOR IT!
GOD IS BIG!
ALL HAIL JESUS!
WOOHOO CATHOLICS!

there, i'm done...
Go ahead, and keep tricking people in your botomless pit of self- destruction... i hope some other guy finds this board and then, i hope he or she realizes that all religions and al beliefs can be toghether, peacefully...
See you, my friends...
May you be in peace...
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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 10:26 PM

ok, one more thing...
*sigh*
i have to remark:
i am not doing this for a flame war... i am trying to express myself...
but...there is some thing i noticed...
"saved" and "unsaved thrash"???
like, isn't that a little racist?
and i think God is not cool with that, in my opinion...
Aaaaand...
Sue me, try to, sue a lil boy, a 14 YO boy, that belives in world peace, who is trying to share his opinion with a guy...

so, before i press "reply" i have to say one more thing:
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i do belive in your religion...
but the way you make it spread...is a little too..... exaggerative
thanks for putting attention in the post of a mexican catholic furry guy kid dude...
i'll be watching...
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Maybe because we're right.

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"saved" and "unsaved thrash"???
like, isn't that a little racist?
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ok, one more thing...
*sigh*
i have to remark:
i am not doing this for a flame war...
You're invading a church forum and insulting Jesus, but not for a flame war.

Liar.
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and i think God is not cool with that, in my opinion...
Show us where the Bible says so.
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i do belive in your religion...
but the way you make it spread...is a little too..... exaggerative
thanks for putting attention in the post of a mexican catholic furry guy kid dude...
i'll be watching...
No, you don't. You're a Catholic. You believe in praying to Mary and crackers, while ignoring Jesus and God.

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whoa, whoa, whoa!!!
RIGHTS HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Who the heck are you to say if i got rights or not?
please, government os WAY MORE powerful than ya!
the constitution sez we ALL got rights...
To belive what we want...
To do what we want....without harming others....
belive me, if you want any scriptures, go to the constitution, there is some heavy scripture, WAY MORE POWERFUL THAN YA!!!

...

i....still wonder, why the shrimp?
even though i disagree to this way of thinking, i am still curious of your beliefs....
sincerely, i'd like to know more of your religion...

Son, the constitution says that you have the right of free speech, it does NOT say that everyone else has to buy you a printing press in order for you to exercise them. By the same token, it is not our duty to provide you with bandwidth or those little magnetic domains to store your misguided opinions on. Our server is the private property of Landover Baptist Church and you apparently missed the sign that says "Unsaved Unwelcome" on the front door. You can't just go waltzing in anywhere and disrupting those that wish to praise Jesus and His Word.

As a practical matter, we have enough good will to assume that the Holy Spirit guided you here to save your immortal soul. If anything, we sometimes permit heathens such as yourself to spout their beliefs so that others might benefit from your massive display of ignorance.


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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 11:47 PM

ok, let's get this straight, every religion thinks theirs are correct, and that others are crap, like this one, you think your own religion is cool, but you think all others are bad, catholic dudes say their own religion is cool, we think your is wrong... buddhism stuff say that every other religion is bad...and so on...
so, why don't we just settle up?
and about the racist stuff, i meant you are acting in a discriminative behaviour...
so do i...
so, you're right in your beliefs
i am right in MY beliefs...
Period...
(by the way, keep talking, i'm doin' a research over this religion)
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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 11:48 PM

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Hello, my real name is Miles Alegria, i live in mexico, i am catholic, and i was wandering around the internet and found this...
i'd like to ask all of you
Why are you SO close-minded?
i have read some of your posts, about furries, about Catholic religion, about most things... and i noticed something...
you can not accept ANYTHING that is different from you, eh?
i saw how you pulverized a poor guy for being furry...
i read about that you can be saved by God if you do a "kind donation" i saw the "true christian TM" stuff... A RELIGION IS NOT A TRADEMARK!!!!
A religion is something you belive in... something that caracterizes you and your people, everyone is free to belive what they want...
Now, if you think being a Furry, being a Goth, being a Catholic, being WHATEVER different from your religion is being "in the path of satan" then, you are WRONG... ya heard me?
W-R-O-N-G
...
i know what ya gonna do, i know you gonna say that i am possesed by a demon, but no... or ya gonna say things about me, to piss me off... i know, you gonna say that i am attemting to break your religion...
wrong again
i belive in jesus, in God, in everything that is saint and holy, i hate Satan, Beelzebub, the Devil... however you wanna call it...
i pray every night...
i go to church...every week...
i certainly want to hear your answers, but i'll warn you...
Give me RATIONAL answers, something that has a valid fundament, a factible argument... i don't wanna hear
"you are not obeying God!"
"You are going the wrong path!"
i DARE ya!
GIVE-ME-RATIONAL-AND-ELOQUENT-ANSWERS!
Thanks for your attention
-With love, A Furry
#1. You are a hellbound mary worshiper.

#2. You are a sexual pervert on top of that.

#3. You don't know the first thing about God's Plan for Mankind. I'd be willing to bet that you have never read the Holy Bible in your miserable life.

#4. You are a hateful wad of unsaved scum and unwelcome here on God's favorite forum.

#5. We aren't hiring any more wetback gardeners or laundry girls, so go ahead and sneak back over the border, Pancho.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-03-2009, 11:57 PM

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ok, let's get this straight, every religion thinks theirs are correct, and that others are crap, like this one, you think your own religion is cool, but you think all others are bad, catholic dudes say their own religion is cool, we think your is wrong... buddhism stuff say that every other religion is bad...and so on...
so, why don't we just settle up?
Why don't we agree that the religion that faithfully follows the Bible is right and that all others are wrong?

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and about the racist stuff, i meant you are acting in a discriminative behaviour...
so do i...
God will discriminate between the saved and the unsaved when He admits the former into Heaven and drop-kicks the latter into hell. Are you calling Him a racist?

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so, you're right in your beliefs
i am right in MY beliefs...
Period...
(by the way, keep talking, i'm doin' a research over this religion)
Two mutually contradictory belief systems cannot both be true.


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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-04-2009, 12:55 AM

I think all of you are a bunch of racist, God is very sad because his sons cannot life in peace.
Oh Merciful Lord!, forgive 'em, they don't know what are saying!
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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-04-2009, 01:34 AM

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I think all of you are a bunch of racist, God is very sad because his sons cannot life in peace.
Oh Merciful Lord!, forgive 'em, they don't know what are saying!
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Would you like to back that up with Scripture?


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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-04-2009, 01:36 AM

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Default Re: some thoughts on different lifestyles - 03-04-2009, 02:02 AM

You've fell so low. I cannot belive that a God's pastor can't accept that poor person. We are the people in chargue to guide those people, not to degrade and insult them.
Remember that God loves every one of his children.
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