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Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-30-2010, 01:45 AM
This is a disturbing product.
The implication, I take it, is that one can imagine eating a passe Puerto Rican boy band.
Vile!!
LOL, tripe and hominy. Eww.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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04-30-2010, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner
This is a disturbing product.
The implication, I take it, is that one can imagine eating a passe Puerto Rican boy band.
Vile!!
LOL, tripe and hominy. Eww.
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Uhh........
It's bad enough when I feed tripe to the dogs, I'm not about to eat it myself. That is the point right? They're marketing this for human consumption?
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04-30-2010, 07:30 AM
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This is a disturbing product.
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This is the kind of crap that makes me happy I hunt my own dinner almost every day. Cans should be used for target practice, not for food.
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04-30-2010, 02:30 PM
Where do you get your cans?
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04-30-2010, 03:22 PM
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Where do you get your cans?
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Most come from Mrs. Johnson. She conveniently stacks them up behind the window of her kitchen for my target practice.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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09-18-2010, 03:13 PM
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Look what happened when Eve got ahold of one!
Apples (except in pie form)
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Genesis 3:3 But of the fruit of the tree which [is] in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
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Whar does it mention t'was an apple ?
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Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
03-20-2011, 03:43 AM
Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!
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03-20-2011, 04:08 AM
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Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!
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Nobody eats "jackofflanterns".
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03-20-2011, 06:20 AM
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Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!
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Halloween is evil.
(Zephaniah 1:8)
8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
(1 Peter 3:3)
3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
(Ephesians 6:1)
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03-20-2011, 02:00 PM
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Halloween is evil.
(Zephaniah 1:8)
8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
(1 Peter 3:3)
3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
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Yes it is the devil's holiday and we have called it out.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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03-28-2011, 03:18 PM
I should have read this forum more carefully. I just ordered 3 pizzas and then I noticed that they are forbidden. How should I handle pizza guy? Tell them that I don't pay for unholy food? Or should I load my riffle?
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08-30-2011, 05:22 PM
I just had a visit from a company interested in having me grow lettuce! Can you beleive that! Seemed like a nice fellow though.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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08-30-2011, 07:06 PM
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I just had a visit from a company interested in having me grow lettuce! Can you beleive that! Seemed like a nice fellow though.
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Did you happen to notice any rosaries or "Sacred Heart of Mary" prayer cards in his truck?
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08-30-2011, 08:32 PM
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Did you happen to notice any rosaries or "Sacred Heart of Mary" prayer cards in his truck?
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No, but he did seem the have a lot of hand lotion.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households! -
09-06-2011, 11:02 AM
it's hard enough to remember the dietary restrictions in deuteronomy and leviticus that at least make some sense. Now you go and add a bunch of food restrictions because of some irrational fears that even seeing some of them will lead to wicked temptation. Really? If the Bible is the true word of god, and is infallible, why would we, mere humans need to add more dietary stuff restrictions when we were given dietary guidelines? Just asking. Not trying to belittle our insult. Just doesn't make sense to add rules/restrictions to "the word of god".
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Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households! -
09-06-2011, 02:07 PM
[QUOTE=001devilsadvocate;792381Not trying to belittle our insult. Just doesn't make sense to add rules/restrictions to "the word of god".[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what you are saying here. We would add nothing to the Word of God, but God expects us to use our judgment.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
It is truly depraved what the Scotch people will do to a fish. And then they try and sell it!
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Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households! -
09-06-2011, 11:16 PM
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I'm not sure what you are saying here. We would add nothing to the Word of God, but God expects us to use our judgment.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
It is truly depraved what the Scotch people will do to a fish. And then they try and sell it!
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Sorry I misspoke. it was more of a question of, "why add more dietary rules when the diet of the righteous person is laid, out in the king's english, in Leviticus and Deuteronomy?". As for the picture of the kippers and side bar caption, I think you took that out of context. When you butterfly bone a fish, you remove the head and backbone. Leaving the chest and bottom fin. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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09-07-2011, 07:10 PM
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When you butterfly bone a fish, you remove the head and backbone. Leaving the chest and bottom fin. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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What exactly do you think Brother Ezekiel meant?
I too prefer my kippers on the bone and untampered with.
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Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households! -
09-07-2011, 07:19 PM
What about seafood tacos, specifically, Tuna Tacos? That's an American twist, so I think they should be allowed.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households! -
09-07-2011, 07:19 PM
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Sorry I misspoke. it was more of a question of, "why add more dietary rules when the diet of the righteous person is laid, out in the king's english, in Leviticus and Deuteronomy?". As for the picture of the kippers and side bar caption, I think you took that out of context. When you butterfly bone a fish, you remove the head and backbone. Leaving the chest and bottom fin. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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Who says there fish were "boned"? SCOTSMEN!
Yes, we're just being dirty minded when when some Scotsmen says "Ach, I lufted' me kilt up for a wee bit of boning un' the fishes and 'et was BONNY! Eat up hearty me Sassenach"
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