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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 10-30-2010, 07:24 PM

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I think that SillyBands can be very dangerous. They might cut off circulation wearing that many. I am a teacher and I see so many kids wearing them. The children become obsessed with them, they must be evil. I do not allow the children in my class to wear more than 2 of them at a time. I wish they would take them off the market!



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I have seen pictures of a little boy in my area whose "silly band" was so tight that it literally cut into his arm, the cut so deep it required stitches. I have banned those things myself and I refuse to allow anyone else to buy them for my children. They're just too dangerous in more ways than one.


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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 10-30-2010, 10:31 PM

These bracelets are a ticket to homosexuality. If I ever see my son wearing one of these rainbow doohickeys , I'll tie him to a chair and make him write Leviticus 18:22 over and over until he has carpal tunnel.
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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 11-09-2010, 07:25 AM

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Amen to that Brother! Modern parents doom their children to Hell by allowing them entertainment other than studying their KJV1611 Holy Bible.
I truly feel sorry for your children. You are a horrible father, just like everyone else on this god forsaken forum.
The people on this forum blame every little thing on innocent objects. You people are filled with hate and malice. You are sexist and racist. I have even seen someone attempt to sell their child on here. This forum is filled with so much sin. And yet, it's actually entertaining to see how you primates deal with the worlds problems.

And by the way, Metal is the best music out there, except maybe Classical.


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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 11-09-2010, 07:42 AM

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I truly feel sorry for your children. You are a horrible father, just like everyone else on this god forsaken forum.
The people on this forum blame every little thing on innocent objects. You people are filled with hate and malice. You are sexist and racist. I have even seen someone attempt to sell their child on here. This forum is filled with so much sin. And yet, it's actually entertaining to see how you primates deal with the worlds problems.

And by the way, Metal is the best music out there, except maybe Classical.
Please point out how we sin. Where have we broken any of the Biblical laws?


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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 11-09-2010, 07:46 AM

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Please point out how we sin. Where have we broken any of the Biblical laws?
Isn't hate a sin?


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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 11-09-2010, 07:59 AM

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Isn't hate a sin?
Not that I know of. In fact the Bible says God hates.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Hosea 9:15 I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings.

Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.


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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 01-16-2011, 02:43 AM

I completely agree with metal
the only reason im on this site is to laugh at you inbreed pigs
u are all racist bastards who take the bible, and turn it into a excuse so you can abuse the minoritys
you sicken me so much i feel that im going to vomit and at the same time laugh my ass off

The bible is a set of stories that are supposed to help us lead better lives not to discriminate against anyone thats not white or heterosexual
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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 01-16-2011, 02:56 AM

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Their parents should be ashamed of themselves. They should throw away these "silly bands" and give those kids a decent beating. The Holy Bible should be all the entertainment they ever need.
Amen.
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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 01-16-2011, 08:36 PM

I think boys use them to masturbate with by putting them on their doodlebugs and sliding them up and down. This may also cause them to be gay by simulating butt sex.

Utterly disgusting.

Silly bands = HELL bound!




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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 01-17-2011, 02:54 AM

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I think boys use them to masturbate with by putting them on their doodlebugs and sliding them up and down. This may also cause them to be gay by simulating butt sex.

Utterly disgusting.

Silly bands = HELL bound!
I couldn't agree with you more. Just in looking at those pictures you can tell that those childern are extremely perverted. Why else would they look so happy with those elastic bands? They have obviously been using them in inappropriate ways! No child should ever look happy wearing such a despicable device and retarded device. They should all have them taken away and burned in front of their very eyes. Afterwards be beaten and sent to there room to read from God's book.

Additionally, Rainbows!?!?! Next thing you know they will be giving our boys pairs of short-shorts and glitter! I simply don't understand what type of mother would allow a child to possess such a sexual device. Are copies of the KJV simply not enough to entertain our childern?!?! It is most obviously this darn tootin' lieberal media that is possessing our childern to buy such homersexual, and deviant devices!
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I couldn't agree with you more. Just in looking at those pictures you can tell that those childern are extremely perverted. Why else would they look so happy with those elastic bands? They have obviously been using them in inappropriate ways! No child should ever look happy wearing such a despicable device and retarded device. They should all have them taken away and burned in front of their very eyes. Afterwards be beaten and sent to there room to read from God's book.

Additionally, Rainbows!?!?! Next thing you know they will be giving our boys pairs of short-shorts and glitter! I simply don't understand what type of mother would allow a child to possess such a sexual device. Are copies of the KJV simply not enough to entertain our childern?!?! It is most obviously this darn tootin' lieberal media that is possessing our childern to buy such homersexual, and deviant devices!
Did you say going to????

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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 02-19-2015, 12:02 PM

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Their parents should be ashamed of themselves. They should throw away these "silly bands" and give those kids a decent beating. The Holy Bible should be all the entertainment they ever need.
Don't mean to offend you but as a child myself I can tell you I find the bible long and boring. I'm sure you people have other forms of entertainment for children mabye a children's bible but I don't expect children to read the actual bible.
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Don't mean to offend you but as a child myself I can tell you I find the bible long and boring. I'm sure you people have other forms of entertainment for children mabye a children's bible but I don't expect children to read the actual bible.
Young lady, the Bible is in no way entertaining. It is a blueprint for Salvation®.

If you are too lazy to want to avoid Hell you may as well get used to cashing those wellfare cheques like all the other colored folks Obama has set upon this great nation.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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If you are too lazy to want to avoid Hell you may as well get used to cashing those wellfare cheques like all the other colored folks Obama has set upon this great nation.

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First off I'm male. Second I was a child and am around a lot of children I know what they like. Children need toys they need imagination they need freedom to be a kid to enjoy the few years of life where they are corrupted by society.
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First off I'm male. Second I was a child and am around a lot of children I know what they like. Children need toys they need imagination they need freedom to be a kid to enjoy the few years of life where they are corrupted by society.
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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 02-19-2015, 07:27 PM

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...I don't expect children to read the actual bible.
How about letting children determine their own capabilities instead of foisting your limits on them? They'll amaze you.


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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 02-19-2015, 07:27 PM

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First off I'm male... and am around a lot of children I know what they like.
Are you a catholic priest?





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Default Re: "SillyBands" are ruining children!!! - 02-19-2015, 09:21 PM

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I work at a child day care center. And no Im not a catholic priest.
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