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No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada!) -
02-13-2016, 11:14 PM
How could this happen?
Oh Lord, WHY? Why, why, why, why?
I am in tears right now and my heartbeat is irregular and I'm about to get DRUNK.
Can not organize my thoughts, can not make sense of this tragedy!
But I know one thing:
Mary Etheldrada made A VERY BAD POST about my friend and hero Antonin, and I am very upset with her!
Would somebody who is still on speaking terms with that woman please ask her why she would kick such a dear man in the teeth right at the moment when he has been felled by the Grim Reaper's cruel scythe?
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-13-2016, 11:49 PM
If you are asking why God does anything, the Bible explains that, what to us seem random events, are simply part of God’s Plan, part of which is that He does things just to show he can and thus demonstrate His Power.
If you are asking why Sister Etheldreda thinks that there is man on the Hell Train who was appointed by President Regan as a representative of the Religious Right, The Silent Majority, and Mom and Apple Pie, who used the Bible to dismiss the Constitution and who interpreted man-made laws through God's Word should indeed be on the Hell Train, I see that as a very pertinent question.
If you are asking why God should tolerate a steaming pile of horse shit, a minion of the vicar of Rome, a son of the Whore of Babylon, a wizened soul at Satan’s command commenting upon His Laws in His Country, I am at a loss that the man lasted so long in the sight of God, and think you are missing something upstairs.
In either case, death comes to a Judge not as it comes to you or me, but as the entrance to the final and perfect Court of Judgment from which there are but two exits.
This is fair as we are all worms before Him Who Rules Heaven and yet we are all His Children Whom he loves a lot and does everything for – and thus God's actions, His decision, and Antonin Scalia’s fate.
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-13-2016, 11:56 PM
My dear friend and Brother in Christ, it was not I who kicked Supreme Court Justice Scalia in the proverbial teeth. He did that to himself. You see, despite warning Americans that the devil is real; despite working tirelessly to uphold laws that required sexual behaviors between two consenting adults to first meet God's approval -- he was a Godless, papist, cultist.
Despite holding firm to the fact that religion deserves the support of the government, even in a self-proclaimed secular nation; despite arguing that capitalism needs religion to succeed; despite reminding us that God has been good to the U.S. exactly because Americans honor him, and therefore religious neutrality is no part of the Constitution, even one written for a self-proclaimed secular nation -- he worshiped Mary, that teenage slut who got herself knocked up in the desert lo these many years ago, and practiced cannibalism in her honor.
It's not me who makes the rules, dear, but Jesus Himself. Jesus Himself has declared that anyone who does not believe in Him, is Damned already (John 3:18). This means Scalia's Damnation began this morning, and will end... NEVER! Not because of what he did or failed to do, but because of his lack of appropriate faith to the right religious direction.
The time to pray for Scalia is over. He made his bed. He's going to burn in it. Forever and ever and ever!
Praise Jesus!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 12:11 AM
Why don you all jus take a flying leap?
THERE IS NO MORE KNOB CREEK SINGLE MALT IN MY HOUSE AN NOW I AM OFRCED TO DRINK "OLD SMUGGLER" BLENDED SCOTCH WHISKEY!
The nex Suprme Court justisss is gon be a GOD DAMNED LIBERAL and none of you care and I am gon drink myself to death today. I hope!
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 12:12 AM
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 12:13 AM
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 12:13 AM
HOW CAN I DELETE A POST?
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 12:48 AM
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Brother Faith, I think that this minor slip in Christian values serves to underscore the redemptive power of God's Love.
LET IT STAND.
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 01:11 AM
who has harshah shah's phone number?
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 02:35 AM
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I have a number of a good asian massage parlor if you need someone to rub the sin, and stress out of you. PM me mr.faith machine.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 03:10 AM
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Why don you all jus take a flying leap?
THERE IS NO MORE KNOB CREEK SINGLE MALT IN MY HOUSE AN NOW I AM OFRCED TO DRINK "OLD SMUGGLER" BLENDED SCOTCH WHISKEY!
The nex Suprme Court justisss is gon be a GOD DAMNED LIBERAL and none of you care and I am gon drink myself to death today. I hope!
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Brother please do not drink that disgusting whiskey. Go out, and buy yourself a bottle of Johnny Walker blue. I will gladly reimburse you for the alcohol. Usually I don't condone using alcohol, but the death of this man has taken such a toll on us all that I understand.
I might have to go to the massage parlor myself, and have some thai lady boy rub, and push the sin, and stress out of me.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 03:17 AM
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Are you ok, brother? I'll pray for you and send you a bottle of good alcohol soon.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 04:02 AM
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adly reimburse you for the alcohol. Usually I don't condone using alcohol, but the dea
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thx my frien you are the only one here who "gets me"
i drank 2 much but i don care threw up out my 2nd story windos onto neighbor lady's head i don't care piffle her! ducking bitch!
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 04:18 AM
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thx my frien you are the only one here who "gets me"
i drank 2 much but i don care threw up out my 2nd story windos onto neighbor lady's head i don't care piffle her! ducking bitch!
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I appreciate that brother. I wouldn't worry about puking on the neighbor ladies head. All of us have covered someone in our bodily fluids, or been covered in other peoples bodily fluids at some time in our life. Its no big deal really I'm sure Jesus will understand.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 04:52 AM
I can't seem to get my mind off the fact that the next justice will be a damn liberal. I miss Antonin Scalia so much that I might just call up one of my old friends. The one that covered me in his bodily fluids once. Yeah I think I should call him. I bet he could take my mind off Antonin Scalia.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: No, no, no, no, NO: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead! (I'm not on speaking to Mary Etheldrada -
02-14-2016, 11:06 AM
This is the moment we take back America. Here is how it happens: The Republicans in Congress block the appointment of new Supreme Court nominations, then double down by refusing to pass a budget and hence shutting down the government.
Ageing hippy Bernie Sanders dies in a hunting accident. The people, realizing the Republicans are the only viable choice, vote Trump to the Presidency. All the ageing hippy liberals on the Supreme Court die on hunting trips too. Trump dissolves the Supreme Court by executive order and replaces it with Ted Cruz, ushering in a golden age of Christianity. Jesus promptly returns to Earth.
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